how did we end up here?

hi or hey?

what should I say to him. I can't just say "hi" he needs to think I'm cute.

"hey it's Lauren, the girl from the music store"

no that's too simple.

"hey babe what's up"

too forward.

"is it hi or hey"

too fan girl.
why is this so hard? I just need to text him like he's any other guy. but he's not any guy he's ashton fucking irwin. I'm texting ashton irwin. am I getting international charges? whatever I don't care.

"hey it's Lauren, the girl you meet at the music store"

sent.
oh god he's not answering. he hates me. calm down. Jesus calm down he's probably busy.
shit he's typing.

"you're the beautiful girl with the good taste in music right?"

BEAUTIFUL! ASHTON IRWIN JUST CALLED ME BEAUTIFUL!

"the one and only"

was that to egotist. I just agreed I was beautiful. I hope he doesn't think I'm a bad person.

"so what are you up to love?"

ughhhh he's so Australian it kills me.

"I am packing my suitcase"

I sound like such a loser.

"packing? where are you off to?"

the way he speaks literally makes my hormones rage.

"I'm live in michigan. I'm in LA for the summer."

what a loser. no one like michigan.

"aw so you're leaving soon?"

aw he's so cute.

"I have two more weeks here. but I might be moving here."

I really hope I move here it's so much fun.

"I'm only here for two more days. but I get to do whatever I want."

I really wish he could stay longer.

"I've been here so long I feel like I've done everything"

I honestly had no clue what to say.

"hey I know we just met but since I'm leaving in a few days would you like to hang out or get something to eat. it doesn't have to be a date unless you want it to be a date."

OMFG ASHTON FUCKING IRWIN JUST ASKED ME ON A DATE! calm down. be chill. okay he's just any other guy.

"I'd love to."

all I can think rn is sknxhxdjfuckmejdjxkdnd

"yay! meet me at the music store and I'll have a little date planned for us."

EXCUSE ME WHILE I CATCH MY HORMONES BC THEY ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE.

"haha it's a date."

omg omg omg omg omg OH MY MOTHER FUCKING GOD.

"sorry love I have to go the boys want to play some futbol."

aw futbol. I wish america had cute things like that.

"have fun playing SOCCER."

I hope he doesn't take that like I'm being rude.

"oh americans"

I laid down on the floor staring at the sealing then realize I'm going on a date with ashton irwin and I screamed. I jumped up and plugged my phone into the speakers and blasted English love affair and started dancing around. then my mom walked in.