Karma Killings

Chapter 5

I wait.
I wait and wait and wait.
Of all the nights for nothing to happen, it had to be the one night I was hoping for something interesting. Wait, what's that? I hear something down the road, it sounds like yelling. I come out of the alley I've been waiting in and I can see movement down the street. I use my jets to get up to the top of the building and walk around the rooftops. As I approach I start to see the figures and hear the conversation they're having.
"Stay the fuck away from us you creeps!" A woman says. There are two ladies and three guys, I don't like where this is going.
"You're the creep, terrorizing my wife in the bathroom, you sicken me!" One of the men says.
"I just had to use the bathroom, I didn't do anything, leave us alone!" The second woman says.
"Men don't belong in the girl's bathroom you freak." The man speaks again.
"She's not a man dumbass!" The first girl defends her.
"Oh really, then why don't you both take off your clothes right now and prove to us how girly you are?" The second man says.
"Yeah, come on sweet cheeks, take em o-" the third man starts, I didn't let him finish though, I landed on him when I jumped down from the building.
"Oh damn, I think his spine is broken. I was hoping I could have more fun with him before he died. Oh well, I can just torture you two worse instead!" I say, looking between the two men still standing. They look at me in disbelief for a moment, then one of them throws his fist toward my face. I easily duck away from it, and the other man pulls out a knife. I skillfully dodge their attempts at hitting me and slash them both up in the process, but I'm starting to get tired of it though so I take a sword and attack the man with the knife. I slice from the bottom of his neck down to his groin and grab a handful of his entrails and shiver them in the other guy's face.
"Guess your friends had guts after all!" I joke to him. Luckily the girls have already gotten far enough away so I attached my new trap to the man. He doesn't seem to notice. I run and press the button for it to explode.
Nothing happens.
I stop and turn around and mid-turn he shoots me with a pistol. What an asshole, he fucking shot me! I'm not dead though, of course, I would wear a bulletproof vest, did you think I was dumb or something? It's dangerous work being a villain! Still hurt like hell though.
Now I'm laying on the ground, pretending to be dead as he walks closer to me. Once he gets close enough I quickly grab his leg and bend it the wrong way, he screams in agony. I get up before he can grab me and take two steps back so he can't hit me. Then I see the flashing light on him, wait, wouldn't that mean the thing is working?
Beep, beep, beep. Oh shit.
BOOOM.
the device explodes and the force throws me back and I hit the ground with enough force to knock the wind out of me. The last thing I see is a person in a cape and a bird mask walking toward me, and that's when I black out.