Ask/Dare the Golden Deer House! /and me I guess\

Caspar Has The Big Gay

I dare Caspar to play Minecraft on Hardcore Hard Mode

~ Kitsunegodess_mania

Caspar: *has no trouble at all playing the game and killing everything that walks in his path except for doggos and cattos. And maybe birbs when he feels nice*

Ignatz: Wow, Caspar, you're really good at Minecraft.

Caspar: You think so? Well that's great! Another thing I can be good at! Besides, Ashe would probably like this game a lot so I gotta get good at it so I can teach him later!

Ignatz: Ashe? From the Blue Lions?

Caspar: Yeah! He's really nice and even though he's had a rough past, he wants to make up for that! He's also really really good with a bow and arrow! He has a really god dexterity and-

Ignatz: It sounds like you're really fond of Ashe, Caspar.

Caspar: *bloosh* Uh, Yeah! I guess I am! *grin* Creeper? Aww man! Imma get blown up!

Ignatz: Strike it then run back five blocks so it doesn't explode in your face. Repeat that several times until it is killed and you get a free gunpowder.

Caspar: Thanks Ignatz! *kills the creeper* How did you know that? Are you just really smart?

Ignatz: I've watched Petra play this game with Claude and she had to protect her farm from several creepers. This was how Claude told her to deal with them.

Caspar: That's really cool, thanks!

Awkward Silence

Ignatz: ...So are you and Ashe in a relationship?

Caspar: FIJTFUHTUCHYFSASGDJJAGDYEJDJICODKCJJDKDKDMNX *throws controller, stands up, runs hair through hair, has a big boi blush* WHAT!!!?!!!!

Ignatz: Sorry, I assumed and asked what I probably shouldn't have. I know Eva has been saying over and over again it's 100% okay to just love who you love no matter what gender they are and I wondered if you were taking advantage of that.

Caspar: *sits back down, mumbling* Well, Yeah. If Ashe was here I'd probably Ask him to be my boyfriend...

Ignatz: *smile* that's really cute. *tries to think of how to comfort him and make him feel safer* You know Claude is bisexual, right?

Caspar: He's bi!? That explains a lot with how he flirts with Petra and Lorenz.

Ignatz: Yeah! And Eva is Pansexual, so is Raphael. They're both "Pan Buddies" as they like to call it. 

Caspar: That's really cool Ignatz. I had no idea there were more than just me and Linhardt and Dorothea. Lin's Bi and so is Dorothea. I'm the only homo though, which is really unsettling.

Ignatz: No you're not!

Caspar: Really? Who else is there? I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who has the big gay.

Ignatz: I have the big gay! I'm homosexual! 

Caspar: Really? But Flayn-

Ignatz: I'm aware... I kind of protected her into my head as Saint Cethleann and tried to use her to convince myself I was straight because I was certain it was against the word of Seiros. But then Professor Evangeline came along. Evangeline-slash-Remus. They showed us everything was okay and to just be you. That's why I'm so glad to be in the Golden Deer here.

Caspar: *at a loss for words* Wow...

Ignatz: Yeah... Wow.... *lightbulb* Hey! Do you think if we say it and enough people ask for it, we can get Ashe in our house through requests?

Caspar: *hopeful* You think so?

Ignatz: Yeah! Let's just ask them to do it! *gestures towards readers*

Caspar: *turns to you* please please PLEASE PLEASE PLEAAAASE REQUEST FOR ASHE TO BE BROUGHT HERE!!! THANK YOU BYE!!!