Richie, eddie, newt and their daughters were at soccer practice.
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"ORANGE SLICES FOR ALLLLL!!!" Said eddio spaghettio
"yoU turN orAngeS tO orAnGe juIce"
rAcHEl kIcK tHe BaLL!!!
"Ksksksksksks" said reddie in unison
SAMANTHA!! Newt said. COME EAT YOUR ORANGE SLICES!11!!!!!1 ARE YOU THIRSTY HONEY????!?!/1/1/
"If you don't drink your juice box you will die of dehydration" said eddie as his deceased mother possessed him
"Omg wait what u have juiceboxes!!!!!!!??????" newt asked. "Can SaMaNTHa have one?!!!.'.1./1/~./@"
"Noooooooo" richie screamed. "The juice boxes are for my darling dearest daughterkins"
"Be NiCE rIcHiE!1!11!!11" eddie yelled
"buT buT" richie hollered. Eddie smacked richie with a bag of oranges. "Ouch" "YOU DESERVED IT NUMBNUTS"
*newt silently watching this in the corner*
"Umm guys its been an hour and the game is done..." newt said.
Eddie looked up and dropped the bag he had been whacking richie with.
"So where is your husbando at newt?"
"How did u know i had a husbando?"
"Cuz its derry... everyone is gay and married here"
"Didn't you see the sign NUMBNUTS"
"Oh yeah" he said, looking at the sign. "Well my husbando is with mrs. kersh eatin some cookies and tea with photographs. HAR HAR"
Suddenly the coach suddenly dropped dead and his spirit floated away. "ACK oh no" said richie. "WHY STAN WHYYYYYYYYYYY" Reddie cries in broken shield.
They went over to the park where their daughters were playing.
They built a sand castle.
KOMDkewbjfgwreqgruhNJAOGYXdog qw8ny fr" said samantha.
Rachel threw up in the castle and reddie took her to the pharmacy and bought her medicine and blistex.
Gretta started yelling at richie because Richie said she looked like an elderley bEacH from hEcK
RICHIE BE NICE even though she is from heck"
WHATTT?" Gretta yelled as she popped her gum with her nasty witch nails
NOTHING" reddie and rachel ran away laughing.
When they got home they texted newtmas and planned a trip to jamaica.
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this is a work of art created by me, @newtmasneverdied,and @strngereadr
hope you enjoy
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Fanfiction"riCHiE yOu diPsHit whY wOuLD yOU bRiNG THE dOlL hOUse.??14@#>" "bEcAUsE iTs pRadA" said eddie
