texting bitches [2]

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Texting

Richie: Hey bEacHeS how do you feel about eating pasta on planes???

Thomas: Umm i think we should go IN the plane instead of ON the plane...

Newt: YOURE SUCH AN IDIOT...

Eddie: just so you know there are many health and safety risks about going on planes

Richie: Like WHAT?

Eddie: Ummmmm, CRASHING YOU IDIOT

Thomas: ANYWAYS lets book a flight to jamaica

Newt: And WE Sha;ll bRiNg tHe gIRls

Richie: ITS A PLAN

Eddie: alright........

Samantha: anD wE cAn gO tO chUk EE cHesEe

Rachel: YEAHHHH

Eddie; NO, that's even more dangerous than A PLANE

Newt: Samantha Get off THE CHAT YOU DINGBAT!

Samantha: can rachel come over right now??????

Stan from heaven: BE WHO YOU WANT TO BE. AND BE PROOOUD

Richie: GET OF THE CHAT beAcH

Stan: DON'T BERDON THE DEAD GUY

Eddie: I WILL KILL YOU

Stan: HEHEHEH i'm already dead

Samantha and rachel have left the chat because they are scared of the spirit of stan

Mike: hey guys you need to come back to derry

Richie and eddie: WAHTTT

Mike: lol wait wrong chat

Mike has left the chat

Richie: umm ok

Thomas: ILL GO BUY THJE TICKETS TTYLLLLL

Everyone else: k bye

Stan: k bye

Newt: GET OF THE CHAT

Thomas stares at newt and then re-falls in love

He leaves to go book the plane tickets.

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