You're Awfully Rude(Paris x Reader)

A Halloween Special

Just a drabble, Mocha didn't post about Paris again so I guess I have to put another filler lmao. He was gonna post a halloween special too, probably a drawing of our main characters in halloween costumes, but I just couldn't wait to write so...

>o<

"Aren't you too old to be trick or treating?" Paris asked as I held little Yumi by the hand. We were indeed going to leave for trick or treating, Yumi needed a babysitter and the Lallah twins were busy giving out candy that night. So I was glad to fill in for the sisters.

"Oh please, Paris," I waved my free hand dismissively, "you can never be too old for trick or treating. And you know the best part?"

He raised an eyebrow. "What?"

"You can totally join us! You fit right in with that handsome- I mean creepy look of yours." I looked down at Yumi, hoping she would back be up on my point. She nodded with much excitement and raised her little pumpkin bucket that was going to be filled with candy.

"Yeah, Paris, join us! It's not often that you get to roam around freely outside!"

Paris sighed and placed a hand on his chin, now that Yumi was encouraging him to join, how could he not say no?

I squealed in glee when Paris walked out the front door and closed it behind him. The three of us went out together for the treasure known as candy.

"What are you suppose to be?" Paris bumped shoulders with me, sending chills down my spine. I coughed into my hand and stood on my toes.

"'Twas a ballerina pirate, my good bitch." I bit my tongue on the last part, I just cursed in front of Yumi, how will I ever look at myself in the mirror ever again?

Ah wait, I never did use mirrors often anyways.

"Ballerina...pirate." He echoed slowly, folding his arms in confusion, Yumi was too busy asking for candy to listen to our conversation. It's a miracle.

"Ya see here, tutu and eyepatch." I pointed at my dress then at my face, where the eyepatch was. It had a yellow triangle on it with an eye, I bought it earlier that year for a cool looking cosplay.

He shook his head and exhaled a heavy sigh. "It's creative, I give you that."

"Aw, thank you." I blew a kiss back. WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THAT, THAT WAS SO CRINGEY EW EW EW END MY L I F E.

Paris blushed and turned away, tending to Yumi. AW FUCK YEAH THAT WAS SO EPIC, I'M SO GLAD I DID THAT, BLESS MY LIFE AMEN.

After a couple of houses, we decided to sit down on the curb and munch on a few candy bars before returning back onto our journey for even more candy. Yumi would've offered some to Paris, but he lacked the organs needed to digest them.

With that thought in mind, I do wonder, does he even have a di--

"(Y/N)! Heya!"

I squinted my eye at the dark figure running towards me, he looked oddly familiar. I took another bite out of my chocolate. "Oh hey...you." Who is he????

"Ah, you don't remember me?" He laughed, looking down at me with his hand scratching the back of his head. He had a Jason mask pulled to the side of his face, no doubt if he had it on properly when he was running, he could have tripped and fall from not being able to see.

"Not at all." I continued to chew, my voice laced with disinterest. Strange, why was my default tone for him like this?

His moss green eyes twinkled in mischief and his ruffled blonde hair annoyed me. His resting grin annoyed me. The way his hand was stuffed into his pockets annoyed me. What was this itching feeling? This feeling to...