You're Awfully Rude(Paris x Reader)

!Just A Special!

Contents:
1. Swap AU ( (Y/N) and Paris swap roles and personality) <requested by LunaxThexNight>
2. Human!Paris AU

It has been more than a month since I last updated and I'm very sorry for that, I didn't want to fill this fic with just drabbles and such because I do intend on staying with the storyline until the end and I don't want to clog up the in betweens. So what I plan on doing once the comic and my fic ends is to gather all the AUs and Specials and cram them all to the bottom of the chapter list so the plot runs smoothly.

Will indicate when the specials/AU were posted so they will make sense (e.g Mafia AU posted between chapter 9-10)

Also turns out Mocha is actually a girl and I thought she was a boy so Mocha if you see this am sorry aaaaa;;;

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[Scene: After the soldier toy incident in the sewers]

Paris grinned at me with his pearly white teeth and I groaned, walking around him to avoid him. I didn't feel like dealing with him after I had my shower, the sewers were gross and washing the muck off took some time. Now my hair was left untied/unpinned* so it could dry, which would probably take a while.

"Aw c'mon, puppet, aren't you glad to see me?" Paris poked the back of my head and I hissed, swinging around to hold a knife to his chin.

"Do not test me, Paris."

The boy wheeled back a bit with his hands held up in defense and I placed away my knife, huffing a little as I continued to walk down the stairs and towards the living room, where the others were. Before I could even reach the stairs, I felt a warm hand wrap around my wrist and I was promptly pulled back again.

"Hey, I just wanted to say thank you," Paris said in a low whisper, sort of embarrassed to be saying this. I raised an eyebrow and picked his hand off my wrist.

"Yesterday was quite the adventure, I agree, having you there was...nice to say the least," I hummed thoughtfully. "You pack a lot of punch in you, and you talk. A lot."

Paris beamed at me gleefully and I blushed, waving my hand dismissively as I continued, "Let's join the others, shall we?"

He nodded and held his arm out for me to grab and I eyed it suspiciously. He grinned playfully, "C'mon, m'lady."

I scoffed and hooked my arm around his and he looked a bit surprised that I had obliged, his face slightly tinted pink as he cleared his throat and guided me down the stairs towards the living room.

"By the way, you still smell like the sewers."

"You did not have to point that out, y'know?" Paris sighed. "Rude..."

*untied for people who have long hair, unpinned for people who hair short hair

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[In the recent Q&A, Yumi liked to think Paris was like an older brother, which is why I...]

"Why am I here again?" Paris sighed, a hand placed over Yumi's shoulder. They were at the Lalah twins' front door. 

"Meet my babysitters of course, it's your first break away from college and I just figured it'd be nice for you to know the people who look after me while moms are at work and such," Yumi tiptoed and rang the doorbell. She was quickly answered by Iris, who grinned down at Yumi, then raised an eyebrow at Paris.

"That's Paris Wright?" She asked and Paris clicked his tongue in annoyance.

"Got a problem?"

She took a step back and shook her head, letting the two inside her home.