43: we skippin

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monday, the first of july, 2013
tokyo metropolitan gymnasium
for story purposes i moved nationals
     to this time whoops
also thank you for 40k!!!

11:40am
meme machines the dream team

kurhoe: o shiddd (name)-chan
kurhoe: i see you

killerqueen: uh oh
killerqueen: i see the kitties

tendersalami: yeAH THE PUSSIES

killerqueen: SACCHAN

tendersalami: SORRY IT WAS A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY
tendersalami: LIKE THE TIME WHEN RASPBERRY-SENPAI HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO SAY 'IVE MCFALLEN' WHEN SHE FELL IN A MCDONALDS IN WASHINGTON

killerqueen: WHO IS RASPBERRY

tendersalami: nevermind

(true story. but we don't talk about that)

killerqueen: anyways
killerqueen: hello kuroo!!

kurhoe: hello (name)!!
kurhoe: oh and hi meg i know you're here

megumiyamagucci: No you don't.
megumiyamagucci: And please don't call me Meg.

kurhoe: no you're right i don't
kurhoe: you're right i'm sorry

tendersalami: is she really right tho??

kurhoe: shut up she has to be otherwise she'll murder me
kurhoe: off the court too

tendersalami: oh
tendersalami: don't worry kuroo i'll be your shield

kurhoe: now is not the time for suicide jokes tendou it's 2013 and nobody wants to die yet
kurhoe: blurred lines just came out. wrecking ball by miley cyrus has me feeling like a hoe. life is good.

tendersalami: don't forget about katy perry

kurhoe: we don't talk about katy perry tendou i am a hardcore taylor swift stan

killerqueen: i thought we were going to talk about nationals??

kurhoe: oh yeah.
kurhoe: how come they were moved to now??

killerqueen: story purposes.
killerqueen: i mean
killerqueen: they put the wrong date on the calendar and forgot to correct it

kurhoe: sounds logical
kurhoe: i'm in

tendersalami: and thus, we are here
tendersalami: about to take down nekoma.

     The story so far:
     -  Shiratorizawa won the inter-high
        prelims, and are now preparing to face
        Nekoma in the third round.
     - Tendou is now called Sacchan by (name).
       Like Kacchan from MHA. But Sacchan.
     - Also, his username is now tendersalami
       again.
     - I fell in a McDonalds in DC. The whole
       room went 'oooh damn' and nobody said
       a word for about ten seconds. I got up
       laughing and everything was ok.
     - Mary now follows (name) on Instagram.
       She also goes out with Daishou Suguru.
       Snek.
- Shiratorizawa have defeated two other
irrelevant schools.
     - Kuroo is almost there with his romance
with Megumi - he's just a bit chicken.
        Also, he still likes (name), so he's a tad
        bit conflicted.
- (name) doesn't really know who she likes
anymore. This story has slowly turned
        into some sort of harem.
- Tendou's hair sticks up now. Incase you
didn't know, it didn't stick up
        beforehand.

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