Akatsuki Comedy

The Akatsuki HauntedHouse

"Alright everyone listen up. It's almost Halloween now" says Pein.

(yes I know it passed already:( I miss it)

Everyone in the akatsuki gathers up to listen. "We are all going to celebrate this holiday by.. You're all going to spend a night in a haunted house. Let's see who can survive, let's see who'll escape. I'll explain the rest of the details later. Get ready because we're leaving at dawn." Pein said.

So everyone listened and got there stuff, everyone got ready. Later they all went. They arrived at the haunted house finally.

"We're here." Pein said.
"Fuck finally! Took long enough." Hidan said. Pein ignored him. "You all share a room. When you enter, go left, through the 1st door." Pein said.

(Ps. I don't ever include Konan in my stories. So that means Suki is the only female akatsuki member; she actually was kidnapped by them)

We all went into our room while Pein and Zetsu went somewhere else. We each had our own bed. I chose the middle bed. Tobi chose the bed beside me. "Hahaha hey Suki! You're the only girl in here! You know what that means?" Hidan said laughing with a wide smirk on his face. "Hidan.. Shutup." Kakuzu said.

Of course Kakuzu and Hidan had an argument as always. But anyways, after we got settled and everything. It was Midnight. "How long are we suppose to stay in our fucking room?!" Hidan said trying to open the door but for some strange reason it was locked. "Wtf?" Hidan said. We all looked at him.

"Can't open a door?" Kakuzu said. "Shut the fuck up! Some asshole locked us in! Probably was shit head leader!" Hidan Said. Everyone stared when he said "locked us in". I was probably the one already getting scared. But then all of a sudden... All the lights shut off. It was pitch black. I screamed and held onto Tobi. "Tobi scaredddd!!!" Tobi says holding back onto me. It started storming. It was very windy and rainy, thundering very loudly. The lightning flashed through the windows. "Ooh boo hoo! Little bitch is already scared! Haha!!" Hidan said to me. "Oh shutup!" I yelled.

Before me and Hidan started arguing, the TV turned on, it was all static. "Wtf?!" Hidan said. "Kakuzu quit fucking with me!" "...Stop being such a pussy and just pay attention to your surroundings for once." Kakuzu said. "Oh yea-" Hidan was cut off.

Just then the TV turned on and Pein was on it. We watched the TV, paying attention to Pein. "Hello. You guys are all in this haunted house until next morning at 12:00pm. You have a total of 12hours to try and escape this house.. Or just try and survive. There are traps and creatures in here. If any one dies, or gets injured.. That is not my problem. It's yours. This is a survival challenge. Your time starts now." And with that he disappears. The lights come back on.

"Where the fuck even is leader and zetsu anyways?!" Hidan asks. Itachi kept silent like always. "They must be in a hidden room somewhere watching us all hmmm." Deidara said. "Heh, creeps." Hidan said. "Is there even a bathroom in here? I need to go man" Hidan said. "Yea, there is." Kisame said pointing to the door nearest to sasori's bed. Hidan then ran to the bathroom and shut the door as he entered.

"Wow leader, this bathroom fucking stinks like fuck." Hidan thought to himself as he was unzipping his pants and about to pull them down. Just then blood starting running down the mirror. Hidan stared at it. And then the shower Hidan was standing behind, he heard a scratching noise in there. Hidan then turned around and slowly opened the shower curtain.

"WTF?!" Hidan yelled and starting banging on the bathroom door. He was locked inside. We all stared towards the door wide eyed. "Come on guys!! Open up the Fücking door! Quit Fücking with me!!" Hidan yelled and he then kicked the door down. We stared at him.

"What..?" Hidan said looking at us. Hidan was covered in blood. "What'ed you do? Kill someone already while using the bathroom?" Kakuzu said. "Stfu old bastard! There was some freak in the shower and all I could see was blood coming right at me! Can't even take a Fücking piss now." Hidan said.

But it was time to go, we can't stay in the same room. Who knows? Something bad might happen. And I was right. The lights then went out again and we all heard something. "Eeeeeiiiiiggghhhh!!!" A loud blood curling scream. We all screamed in fear and bolted out the door. We all pushed each other as we ran. Me and tobi ran down the hallway, Hidan and kakuzu ran into a different room, same with the others. Itachi and Kisame was together, deidara and sasori was together too. They each went somewhere too. And here we go, all splitting up. Not a good idea but we had to run.