"So I realize you feel bad now about being such a dick your whole life but don't worry you'll get your memories back and then you'll be a dick again and it'll all be good," Percy, my niece according to Harry, is not the most helpful non-person I've come across.
"I like them okay? Is that that bad? You've got your----Slade person," I sigh, leaning against a freezer with a dead body in it.
"Ooo yes I know, he's sweet," she says, smiling and rubbing her hands together, "Isn't he?"
"He hunts his own kind, that's not sweet. It's the definition of evil," Harry says.
"Oh shut up, do, I liked it better when we were miles apart," she says.
"Oh so did I but he says he'll find a way to hurt me if I don't help him and I know he can," Harry says.
"Come on, can't you just do this one little thing for me? There's bound to be a way for me to make it up to you. Based off of your conversation with Slade earlier you want to have sex with me, how about that?" I cannot believe I just said that. Gage had better recognize the idiotic things I'm doing for him.
"Oooo----no Slade says I can't unless I let him kill Gage and I don't want to I like him," Percy says, pouting a little.
"Why are you doing what the mortal wants?" Harry asks.
"It's this philosophical concept we have called 'loyalty' individuals hold it for those they have mild affection for---"
"Please? I'll do something else then surely there is something you might like help with," I say, hopefully, "Anything. Just help me figure out a way to get him back."
"I could. But I don't want to. I mean----I can't really. The soul's already on the Other Side. It's not endowed with our powers so it can't traverse like we can. I can take it to the Underworld, if you want," she says, "Even if there were a way I'm not quite sure of it. I'm sure you'd have to do it in fact you're the one who sent the soul to the other side."
"So ----there's no way to get him back? How do I know you're even telling the truth?" I ask.
"I wouldn't lie to you're my favorite uncle and on my top five non-despicable people list," she says, smiling like that will make it true.
"That might be true," Harry says.
"He wouldn't know he's not on it," she says.
"Come on, seriously, I need your help you have to be able to do something," I say.
"Like I said I'd have to find out----wait, you really care about these people don't you?" she asks.
"Yes, I do. They were kind to me," I say.
"Even after they found out what you were?" she asks.
"Yes---and before they were----it was nice, having a family," I say, "I couldn't remember before but, it was something I didn't feel like I'd had before. And I liked it." And I'd like to have it again.
"Then we'd really better continue this on the Other Side with any mortals you like---their world will be ending soon," she says.
"What---why?" I ask.
"Oh my god you're insufferable not knowing things. I'll explain. On the other side."
Then darkness.
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Mystery / ThrillerWell at least we tried to save the world. Ian lives but he's lost his memory and is acting....strange. Zombie strange. Slade's past and the extent of his sociopathy is revealed. Gage continues to be affected by the Other Side. Richman and company pr...