Let me, a medical professional explain.
Ligma is a deadly disease caused by having an interest in a game called Fortnite. In rare cases, even things made by people who play Fortnite end up spreading the disease to those whose tolerance for such things is extremely low. Symptoms include extreme autism, a constant need for Vbucks, always posting wins on Snapchat, and being a virgin for the rest of your life.
It is said to kill more people than cancer and the only way to cure it is with Sugma, a medicine that contains the Sugondese nuts, Sugma happens to be its scientific name but it is usually known as Bofa.
The Sugondese nut is extremely rare, so as a result, a lot of people with Ligma die from it. The Sugondese tribe is usually very stingy with their nuts, but with enough convincing, they will help you find the Sugondese nuts, but the medicine must be made during Sawcon, which happens to be an event of some sorts among the Sugondese tribe.
If one dies of Ligma, they will be buried in Updog, Philadelphia. Updog is also the name of the afterlife of people who die of Ligma.
I hope this has taught everyone to stay away from Fortnite, since it will kill anyone who is even the slightest bit interested in it.
