Icha Icha Paradise By Jiraya

Chapter 1: DAHHHLING!!

So this is a very funny SHORT comedy I'm going to write! It was suggested by

Venus: Moi!

Yep..... so anyways this is only going to be about 3 or 5 chapters long so enjoy!

Edit: Hehe...yeaaaah, WAY bigger than 3-5 chapters! Sooo have fun guys!

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I am Linoa Redama, my heart and soul belongs to the man of my dreams. A tall handsome man who is the perfect one. My soulmate.

"Lili-chan!" Rina Sagagagagagchimimi (pic of Rina) yelled. "RUN!!" Huh? Oh yeah! That man of my dreams was chasing me! "AHHH!!!!" I yelled. "FEEL THE MIGHTY WRATH OF MY BOOGY BOOGER COOTIE GIRLY!!" said Moyoyo. Oh yeah. I'm uh well, I'm 4 years old. AND KICKIN' YOUNGSTERS! So anyways I ran away from him until I bumped into a man. He was tall and scary looking. He glared at me and I shakily walked away. Then I heard Moyoyo gasp and yell "DADDY DON'T HURT LILI-CHAN!!!" I looked at him like say what now? Seriously? That dude? Right there? Your dad? Well Derp. So I ran and ran away. And then Rina came and yelled at me for touching 'her guy' like, what the heck?! She's only 4 for crying out loud she doesn't know the first thing about love! (A/N Look who's talking. Linoa: SHUT IT HAG! Random old lady: RESPECT YOUR ELDERS!!!! *hits Linoa with purse* Me: Okaaaaay then... bye?) So anyways I ran to Mommy. After all, because of her job, our family was moving for a little bit, however, to continue my ninja goals, I would be training in Konohagakure for a little while during my genin training.

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Meow, sorry it was short, but don't worry, the chapters get super long later!