It's was a nice sunny day outside...
trees were dancing, people were smiling..
but, in Joey Drew studios break room...
Sammy, Jack, Wally and Shawn,
We're playing Monopoly..
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"I HATE YOU!"
"OH?! WELL NEXT TIME DON'T STEAL MY MONOPOLY!!"
"Shawn give Sammy 200 bucks. You landed on his property." Shawn slammed his hands down on the table.
"NO! HES IN JAIL! IM NOT GIVING MONEY TO A FILTHY CRIMINAL!"
Wally sighed tiredly..
"That's not hoW YOU PLAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!"
Jack was a little worried for everyone's sanity.
"Uhh, Wally.. why is Shawn screaming?" Wally was getting really competitive about the game now.
"Be quiet Jack! You don't get to speak after you stole my last rail road!" Jack shut his mouth, smiling awkwardly at him.
Shawn and Sammy were still yelling at each other.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?! I WANT A DIVORCE! AND IM TAKING THE KIDS!"
"JUST GIVE ME THE MONEY!"
"NO! IM TAKING JACK AND WALLY! I WANT THE DIVORCE NOW!"
"Guys... it's just a game of monopoly.." Norman, Grant, Henry and Joey all stood in the door way of the break room with horrified faces.
"I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!!!"
"SAME HERE! YOU THINK I WANTED THIS?!"
Wally in haled deeply.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Everyone ended up yelling At each other even louder than before. The table ended up being flipped and Monopoly money went everywhere.
Wally, Jack, Sammy and Shawn all didn't talk to each other for 3 weeks. Lesson learned.. never play monopoly in Joey Drew studios.
Oh and,
Sammy never got his 200 bucks.
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What the fuck have I just wrote......
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BATIM Oneshots
FanfictionA bunch of animation studio workers being gay and ridiculous ☺︎︎❣︎ I don't own any of these characters. mostly batim ships, mights be some x readers. I don't own the cover or any of the art/pic I use. All credit goes to the original owners.
