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Wally: The only thing I've ever stolen is a trolley from IKEA, no regrets
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Sammy: The human life is a strained and tense one. I envy the life of a smooth rock resting on the beach... warmed by the sun... unaware of the trails and tribulations of sentient life....
Shawn: Dude, you ok?
Sammy: I wish I was a croissant.
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Henry: Did you know one in four people are gay?
Henry: That means someone in here is gay!
Sammy: I hope it Norman. He's cute.
Henry: ...
Norman: ...
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Shawn, texting Grant: A theif
Grant: Thief?
Shawn: Theif...
Grant: I before E except after C.
Shawn: ... Thceif?
Grant: No!
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Joey: Come one! How many times do I have to apologise to you?
Henry: once.
Joey:
Henry:
Joey: no.
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Officer: What's your Names?
Sammy: Don't tell him, Wally.
Officer: So you're Wally?
Wally: Good job Sammy.
Officer: and you're Sammy. Great.
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Henry: Tell me about your paranormal experiences.
Grant: I ghosted my entire family because they wouldn't let me keep doing heroin...
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Sammy: Hey Norman, what's you greatest fear?
Norman: I threw a boomerang a year ago and it still hasn't returned yet..
Sammy: ..
Norman: I live in constant fear.
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Wally: I have two personalities so to speak. The 'Will run around and scream vines after 5 energy drinks crack energy' or the 'I'm baby UwU, don't be mean to me, I won't wike it, UwU, Evewyone look at me, i'm baby.'
Joey: If I ever see you in that second one, I will personally slap you so hard that you hear the colour 94.
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Henry: *Drops ice cream on floor*
Henry: :/
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Shawn: Y'know, I only pretend i know what I'm doing 150% of the time.
Grant: if you can't blow them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit.
Norman: what
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FanfictionA bunch of animation studio workers being gay and ridiculous ☺︎︎❣︎ I don't own any of these characters. mostly batim ships, mights be some x readers. I don't own the cover or any of the art/pic I use. All credit goes to the original owners.
