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Joey: We need to have a talk about your professionalism.
Sammy: *standing on a table* Those are some brave words for someone standing in lava.
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Wally: So I failed my safety course today.
Grant: of course you did. What happened?
Wally: They asked me what steps I would take in case of a fire..
Grant: and?
Wally: And apparently 'fucken large ones' was not the correct answer.
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Jack: it costs $0 to be nice.
Joey: I don't have that kind of money.
Sammy: *works in his multi million dollar studio* understandable.
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Sammy: you know, elephants are really good at handing in trees.
Norman: Wha- Elephants don't hind it trees you idiot.
Sammy: Have you ever seen one in a tree?"
Norman: no...?
Sammy: is exactly. They're that good at it.
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Jack: I have a feeling we should kiss.... is that a good feeling or an incorrect feeling?
Wally: well, sometimes I have the feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, hmm.... better not.
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Henry: sometimes 'brb' stands for 'Be Ready Bitch' so you better watch your back.
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Norman: Hey Grant, when was the last time you ate?
Grant: food is a social construct created and perpetuated by large scale agricultural interests.
Norman: it's..... really not?
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Sammy: so I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Henry: Sammy that's nOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES!
Sammy: INCREASE IT?
Norman: SAMMY NO!
Sammy: HOW BOUT 4, 000, 000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
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Grant: if your lucky, your organs will spend your entire life time in darkness.
Shawn: not if I swallow this glow stick!!
Grant: shAWN NO!
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Lmao 😂
For some reason I like making these. Even though they are shite.
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BATIM Oneshots
FanfictionA bunch of animation studio workers being gay and ridiculous ☺︎︎❣︎ I don't own any of these characters. mostly batim ships, mights be some x readers. I don't own the cover or any of the art/pic I use. All credit goes to the original owners.
