I Bestoweth this shit upon you!

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Grant: I hate it when I go out in public and the public is there

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Sammy: *gets called on to answer a question*

Sammy: * pauses and doesn't answer*

Sammy:

Sammy: hang on I'm not dumb, I'm just panicking.

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Henry: don't worry I have a permit

Joey: this just say 'I can do what I want'

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Sammy: I'm looking for trouble and if I can't find it, I will create it

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Shawn: can the sarcasm

Grant: please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned

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Wally knocking on Norman's booths door: Open up!

Norman: well it all started when my dad left-

Wally: no I meant -

Sammy: no, no let him finish

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Joey: Sammy did you finish your work?

Sammy: no sir i ate a salamander and jumped out a window

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I hope someone gets that last one ^-^ ✌🏼

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