You know how in a comic or anime the hero usually lands in a cool and epic way to his destination down below? Or he just makes a badass entrance blowing everyone away?
Well, I thought that was what was gonna happen to me....
...I WAS SO WRONG!
Eris had teleported me high into the sky! Which would have been fine...but...
...I ain't no damn bird!
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I started dropping in altitude! I was going to go splat in the town down below! On my first day too!
As I fell, I put my hands into prayer position, while clutching my only item and screamed!
"ERIS! YOU TELEPORTED ME TOO HIGH! I'M GONNA DIE! SAVE ME! PLEASE!"
I was dropping even faster now! The cold air blew hard into my face as my body followed the gravity!
'SHIT! I'M DEAD NOW!'
I could see the concrete pavement that I was about to hit! I closed my eyes and begged to God that it would be a quick second death!
'Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease!!!!!' I prayed. "ERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS!!!!!!"
Then, as if my prayers were heard...
SNAP!
"What the?....YAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I was now nearer to the ground and had teleported into a great big oak tree.
I landed hard on a branch and fell down further!
"OUCH!"
My knee scraped against thin slender branches!
"OWOWOWOW!"
And for the finale...
"Wha...?"
"LOOK OUT!"
"WHAT IN GOD'S NAME?!?!"
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSHHHHHH!
...I landed on a person.
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When I awoke, I could feel a bed on my back. My head was resting against something soft. And I could feel something hot touching my chest. I also seemed to be in some sort of lab.
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KonoSuba! Vol. 1: My New Life and Their Blessed Futures
Fantasía2 years have passed since the useless goddess, a crazy explosion mage, a hopeless crusader, and a sly underhanded neet vanquished the feared Demon King. Now, a great new threat has arisen in the land of Belzerg and these so-called "great heroes" hav...