Chapter 2: The Alchemist!

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You know how in a comic or anime the hero usually lands in a cool and epic way to his destination down below? Or he just makes a badass entrance blowing everyone away?

Well, I thought that was what was gonna happen to me....

...I WAS SO WRONG!

Eris had teleported me high into the sky! Which would have been fine

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Eris had teleported me high into the sky! Which would have been fine...but...

...I ain't no damn bird!

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I started dropping in altitude! I was going to go splat in the town down below! On my first day too!

As I fell, I put my hands into prayer position, while clutching my only item and screamed!

"ERIS! YOU TELEPORTED ME TOO HIGH! I'M GONNA DIE! SAVE ME! PLEASE!"

I was dropping even faster now! The cold air blew hard into my face as my body followed the gravity!

'SHIT! I'M DEAD NOW!'

I could see the concrete pavement that I was about to hit! I closed my eyes and begged to God that it would be a quick second death!

'Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease!!!!!' I prayed. "ERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS!!!!!!"

Then, as if my prayers were heard...

SNAP!

"What the?....YAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I was now nearer to the ground and had teleported into a great big oak tree.

I landed hard on a branch and fell down further!

"OUCH!"

My knee scraped against thin slender branches!

"OWOWOWOW!"

And for the finale...

"Wha...?"

"LOOK OUT!"

"WHAT IN GOD'S NAME?!?!"

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSHHHHHH!

...I landed on a person.

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When I awoke, I could feel a bed on my back. My head was resting against something soft. And I could feel something hot touching my chest. I also seemed to be in some sort of lab.

 I also seemed to be in some sort of lab

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