You know how in a comic or anime the hero usually lands in a cool and epic way to his destination down below? Or he just makes a badass entrance blowing everyone away?
Well, I thought that was what was gonna happen to me....
...I WAS SO WRONG!
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Eris had teleported me high into the sky! Which would have been fine...but...
...I ain't no damn bird!
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I started dropping in altitude! I was going to go splat in the town down below! On my first day too!
As I fell, I put my hands into prayer position, while clutching my only item and screamed!
"ERIS! YOU TELEPORTED ME TOO HIGH! I'M GONNA DIE! SAVE ME! PLEASE!"
I was dropping even faster now! The cold air blew hard into my face as my body followed the gravity!
'SHIT! I'M DEAD NOW!'
I could see the concrete pavement that I was about to hit! I closed my eyes and begged to God that it would be a quick second death!
'Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease!!!!!' I prayed. "ERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS!!!!!!"
Then, as if my prayers were heard...
SNAP!
"What the?....YAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I was now nearer to the ground and had teleported into a great big oak tree.
I landed hard on a branch and fell down further!
"OUCH!"
My knee scraped against thin slender branches!
"OWOWOWOW!"
And for the finale...
"Wha...?"
"LOOK OUT!"
"WHAT IN GOD'S NAME?!?!"
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSHHHHHH!
...I landed on a person.
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When I awoke, I could feel a bed on my back. My head was resting against something soft. And I could feel something hot touching my chest. I also seemed to be in some sort of lab.
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KonoSuba! Vol. 1: My New Life and Their Blessed Futures
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