President Franklin D. Roosevelt once said...
[Does anyone think that victory is possible without facing danger?]
So, what this wise man is saying is that...to attain victory...one must be willing to take that danger head-on. Pretty noble words.
And you know what I say to that? I say...
"THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL I'M FACING THOSE THINGS!!!! HURRY UP, POTIOOOONNN!!!!"
"RUN!!!! RUNNNN!!!! CHIKAAOOOOOOO!!!!" she screamed.
"GRAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR!!!!!" the Absorb Bears roared.
We ran through the woods as fast as our aching feet could carry us!
"HUFF!!!! HUFF!!!! HUFF!!!! COM'ON...HUFF....WE'LL LOSE THEM AT THE..."
We were now at the edge of a cliff that had a fall of about 59 feet to the dusty ground below. The Bears were now nearing us. We were cornered!
"Shit! I thought I was heading in the right direction!"
"...AT THE WHAT?!?!? THE WATERFALL?!?!? THE RIVER?!?! NO!!!! THERE AIN'T A DAMN THING!!!! JUST A FREAKING CLIFF, CHIKAO!!!! YOU LED US TO A FRIKKIN' CLIFF!!!!" Potion scolded.
"WELL, WHO'S FAULT GOT US INTO THIS MESS IN THE FIRST PLACE, SMARTASS?!?!" I fired back.
"RAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRRR!!!!"
The Absorb Bears were now taking steps towards us.
THUD! THUD! THUD! THUD!
They didn't look too happy if I was completely honest.
"ERRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!"
We were at the cliff's edge! Nowhere to go now! A FREAKING DEAD END!
Potion shivered behind me in fear.
"Ch-Ch-Chikkkkaaooo?" she stuttered.
Honestly, who could blame her? I felt the exact same!
"Y-Y-Yeah, w-w-what's up?"
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KonoSuba! Vol. 1: My New Life and Their Blessed Futures
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