Chapter 4: Oh, That Idiot!

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Adventurer's Guild, early morning...

It was a beautiful day! The sun was shining. The birds were chirping. The Guild was busy as always. I planned to ask the Guild about the Dysfunctional Four today and apologize to my partner for creating a misunder...

"SHE'S NOT HERE?!?!?" I shouted. "WHERE THE HELL IS SHE, LUNA?!?!

Luna looked at me with an awkward face.

"Well...hehe...well...she said something about 'I'm showing that meanie that I'm an amazing and genius partner'," she explained. "She came in a few hours before you and took...this quest." 

Luna pushed a bounty paper in front of me. 

The bounty's description:

[Lvl. 3  Kill Quest.]

[URGENT! Please take out the two Black Absorb Bears in the nearby woods that have been harassing our farmers and shepherds! They can be found in the center of the woods by an old well.  You will be rewarded 2,000 eris for each Bear you kill!] 

"WHAT?!?!?!" I screamed. "SHE WENT ALONE?!?! SHE'S NOT EVEN LVL. 3 YET!!!!!"

"Chikao, keep it down please!" Luna told me as nice as she could. "You're angering the other adventurers."

I looked around and noticing the many "grrrrrrrr" sounds of multiple adventurers, both males and females.

"Uh...sorry," I apologized to them and then faced Luna once more, "Where can I get my beginner Assassin gear, Luna? I'll need it."

"Right here!"

Luna dropped a bag on the table.

PLOP!

"Go ahead!" she gestured to the bag.

I quickly opened it up and inside was a mouth mask which I put on.

I quickly opened it up and inside was a mouth mask which I put on

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A standard unenchanted Lvl. 1 dagger and...a Lvl. 1 Assassin sui...

 1 Assassin sui

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"Uh...Luna? Where's the suit?" I asked as I searched the bag.

"Oh, it's still being made for you! This is the best I could get in the time being. You have to get after her!"

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