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sanake created a new group chat

sanake changed the name to "where the fuck are you?" 

sanake: where the fuck did you guys go?

jeongyeonnie ♥: none of your business 

sanake: it's my business when mina threatens to kill me if you end up kidnapping momo

pingu: stop lying i didn't threaten you

pingu: yet 

sanake: why did you guys even leave? 

jeongyeonnie ♥: because we didn't want you to disturb us

sanake: so you guys had sex to shut me up?

pingu: i told you it was a bad idea to leave them alone

sanake: i didn't know that damn ostrich would actually seduce her and have sex with her in an hour after meeting each other!

sanake: i didn't even think momo  would be seduced by her

jeongyeonnie ♥: ouch

sanake: no offense

pingu: sana we talked about this

pingu: you can't just offend people and say no offense afterwards

sanake: watch me

jeongyeonnie ♥: anyways why are you asking where we are anyway?

sanake: so mina can murder you

jeongyeonnie ♥: what?

pingu: remember what i said jeongyeon?

jeongyeonnie ♥: which one?

pingu: the one where i said if you even lay a finger on her inappropriately i'd find you and i'd kill you

jeongyeonnie ♥: ooh that one

jeongyeonnie ♥: no i don't think i remember that

sanake: you're going to die bitch

pingu: let me remind you then

" wait, you actually said that to jeongyeon?"

pingu: ...no

jeongyeonnie ♥: she did!

jeongyeonnie ♥: she threatened me for five minutes before kicking me out of the room

pingu: lies!

sanake: lies! 

sanake: it was ten minutes long!

jeongyeonnie ♥: momo stop laughing please

"i can't"

"your face is hilarious"

"SJSHJDJSJCNSJSHS"

jeongyeonnie ♥: momo :(

"sorry"

"mina you can't just go around murdering people"

"we've talked about this"

jeongyeonnie ♥: what

pingu: damn it, momo!

pingu: you never let me have fun

jeongyeonnie ♥: THAT'S YOUR DEFINITION OF FUN??

pingu: yeah

jeongyeonnie ♥: okay

jeongyeonnie ♥ has left the chat

"we gotta go girls"

"i want to show jeongyeon something"

sanake: i'd ask if you were going to show her your i ♥ tokyo panties but she already saw them :(

sanake: damn you yoo jeongyeon you took away my opportunity to tease my best friend!

pingu: damn you, yoo jeongyeon!

pingu: you had sex with my best friend and upset the other one!

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