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What are you wearing?

You have to be kidding me...

What babe?

Oh, sorry

Wrong number

No shit Sherlock

Why is my number anywhere near one of your fling's?

Who said she's a fling?

She's not?

I don't know what we are

You called her babe

No, I called you babe ;)

I named you're number by the way

Oh really?

Yup!

I sent him a screenshot of our conversation.

'L for Looser'? Very creative.

Only the best for you ;)

He sent me a screenshot in response.

'E for East-side's looser'? 

I hope you know I'm rolling my eyes

I can picture it very vividly before me 

Have a nice Christmas stranger

You too E

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Did it lead to anything?

That is the most confusing conversation starter I've ever read

But it sure does start a conversation

The girl? Your winter wonder?

Well she lives neighbor to my grandma

She can literally see into my room when I'm changing

So you're scared she's in love with your abs and not your personality?

I'm saying she likes what she she sees

And she's very often coming over to borrow sugar

Is that a code word for something?

Wait, don't tell me

Why are you so curious about her?

Because I'm bored out of my mind 

My cousins came over and I have to share my room with a thirtheen year old girl 

She gets to sleep in my bed

Oh, so you're sex-deprived because Zach can't come over?

I thought you would be sexting him instead of me.

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