Attack On Titan One Shots

"E-Eren?" Armin asks, blushing slighting. 

Eren turns, food in his mouth, "Hm?" 

"W-Well you see.. I was thinking about our first mission, you know.. In Trost." Armin hesitates, fiddling with the straps on his legs. "Well.. I- I saw that Titan eat your leg and arm." He rushes, "And they are still here, I was j-just wondering why they grew back.. It was because of your titan form right...? ”

Erens eyes widen as he brings his hand up to where he can see it, palm up. His eyes widen more, as if he had forgot he had lost it in the first place. "I-it grew back!" He jolts to his feet, kicking his leg out and examining it too. "It grew back!" He yells in triumphant, but is inturrupted by a scream of rage. 

He looks at Armin, confused, “Wha-”

CRUNCH

All of the sudden, a metal fist connects with Erens face, sending him stumbling backwards. After he regains his posture,  hand on his swelling cheek, he yells, "What was that for, Shortie!?"

Eren glares at the short figure with golden-blonde hair and a long red cloak over black clothes. That's not what catches his eye though. A matalic gleam of a fist is clenched at his side. Eren's eyes widen, is his arm metal!?

"Who are you calling a parasite so small you have to use a microscope to see!?" The midget growls, fists clenched at his sides. 

"Woah woah, calm down!" Eren growls, puffing up. 

"Why do you get your limbs back but I don't!?! Who did you try to bring back, huh?! Your mom? Oh, maybe it was your dad. Alchemy isn't something to toy with, you know!" 

"Al-What?" Armin asks, looking scared. 

"Oh no, do not bring Alphonse into this!" The Shrimp says, stomping over to Armin, ready to swing. Instead, he claps his hands together dramatically, an insane look in his eyes. When nothing happens, he claps again, and again, and again. "What the hell?! What have you done to me?!" He swings back around to Eren, face red in anger. 

"It's a wonder he hasn't been eaten by the titans," Someone whispers.

A/N: 

So... How did you like it? Yeah yeah.. I know it was only supposed to be AOT only.. But oh well. I guess you might as well expect to see more combinations later, but I'm not so sure yet. I have posted this on Quotev too, my username is RainbowApocolype if you would rather read it there. Also, the chapters won't be in the same order.