"Laura May Lee. May I ask you why you brought a bloody hair straightener with you? We're going to Brazil for 6 DAYS, you ding dong! Not 6 years!"
The girl in front of me crunched her nose and shrugged.
"Hmm, I dunno Rem. MAYBE BECAUSE THERE ARE 5 SEX GODS TAKING THE SAME PLANE AS US" she exclaimed in a high pitched voice as if I'd just missed the most obvious point in the world.
I rolled my eyes, trying to hide a smile while folding a pair of black jeans in my suitcase.
"Sex Gods? You know, they're not that amazing. I've met them a couple of times before... They're actually quite boring." I noted, zipping up my suit case in one smooth motion. I never had problems with plane trips, mostly due to the fact that I travelled light.
"REM. Stop making this experience for me less exciting and help me like a proper best friend should" Demanded Laurie, tossing her thick blonde hair behind her shoulder. Well it's safe to say that she definitely wasn't born with my amazing skills. I squatted down, trying to pull at the zip.
"ARE YOU KEEPING AN ELEPHANT IN THERE?" I shouted, grunting as I tugged harder.
"Mr. Cuddles is special to me" The girl in front of me said in a small voice. I stopped what I was doing.
"You're fucking kidding me, right?" I raised an eyebrow.
"Hey, don't insult him! What did he ever do to you!" she protested, making me laugh.
"Oh Laurie" I shook my head, and as if on cue, the large purple suitcase miraculously closed itself.
"Come on, you sexy mofo, Let's go" I laughed and threw on my leather jacket as we trotted out the door along with all our luggage.
***
The plane was due to board in five minutes now. Laurie was sitting next to me, a huge grin plastered on her face.
"OH MY GOD, Rem, I am sooo excited!" she squealed jumping up and down in her seat. I smiled warmly at her, before yawning. I didn't understand why people became so excited about meeting those boys. They were just like anyone else; chatty, obnoxious, ecocentric and a bit awkward. Just like the average human. Being their stylist's niece, i'd seen them before a gazillion of times. Laura on the other hand, hadn't.
"Calm down, Laurie" i laughed. "being so excited can't be healthy." I shared my words of wisdom, pointing my index finger up in the air.
"Easy for you to say! You're not even a fan!" Laurie nudged my shoulder and I laughed.
"I just don't like their music, that's all... Or their personalities... Or their looks" I finished and yawned again. I should've gone to bed earlier last night. Laurie smiled at me, but out of thin air, it suddenly vanished. I tilted my head, confused.
"uh... ? You alright there?"
Laurie's eyes widened and she replied by pointing to something behind me. I turned around and chuckled. Of course.
Five teenage boys were walking casually towards, engaged in a conversation together and dragging their Louis Viutton and Armani suitcases. You'd think they have people to do that for them. I turned around to face Laurie again, who had paled dramatically.
"Oh hi, Remie!" I heard a familiar voice behind me after a few seconds. I looked back to see Zayn smiling down at me.
"Don't call me that." I growled, gritting my teeth.
Zayn's expression lightened theatrically. "I'm so glad to see you too! And thanks, I did do something new to my hair!" he replied, smiling wildly.
"Cut the sarcasm, Malik." I stated morbidly. The boy looked slightly taken aback.
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