umm so this kid near me just said
"whenever i look in the mirror my self confidence just goes down and down."
and I'm like "OMG i can relate on a very personal level. HAHAHAH.. im fine..."
*sigh*
he just said "Oh mY gOd i hate my nose"
and im like "YAY BODY POSITIVITY FOR DAYSSSSS"
people nowadays are so negative. i mean so am i but.
NVM
omg i wanna eat.
noww
*stomach grumbling intensifies*
*KSWWUIDGUWGDFIWQ sounds are very obnoxiously loud*
k so ill eat the very nummy looking compooter bage next to me
OWO
it be lookin like a snacc
wait-
oh no.
everything is turning to food.
*starts licking the table*
*flicks lizard tongue*
SLURRRRRRRRRRRRRP
wow it tastes like chimken
(if you know that vine you deserve a veterans award)
omg theres a fooking rat on the compooteer badge
it looks JuIcY
and MoIsT
*tongue en lengthens*
OHH YUMMY AF
*EATS FOOKIN TABLE*
mmmmmmmm
delicious
*asks Gordon Ramsey if its good*
Gordon: "WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE?"
oh fuck
*lamb sauce teleports to me like a friggin enderman*
me: "here Gordon"
*he pours the whole bottle all over the table*
Gordon: "much better, 10/10"
*me and Gordon inhale the table*
"THAT FISH IS SO RAW ITS STILL LOOKING FOR HIS SON"
"um Gordon are you OK?"
"MY GRAN COULD DO BETTER AND SHES DEAD"
"Gordon-"
"AT LEAST HITLER COULD USE AN OVEN"
"oh my-"
"and most of all...."
me: *braces for my life*
Gordon: " WHERE IS THE FOOKIN LAMB SAUCEEEEEEEEEE??"
*the planet is wiped out, no living organism survived*
the lamb sauce: "well fuck."
