*inhales*
hello and welcome back to hell
you thought you were gonna escape?
*evil laugh*
NO!
there's no escaping.
NEVER.
*burp*
ahh anyway.
The world is finally free from Coronavirus right?
r-right?
Victoria: you fucking thought bitch
me: w-wait what?
Victoria: no one takes anything seriously here, son.
me: b-b-b-b-but
*Victoria slaps me*
Victoria: I'LL FUCKING GIVE YOU CORONA
me: NO! IM SORRY. SEE, I'LL STAY INSIDE, I DO THAT EVERYDAY ANYWAY, THERE'S LITERALLY NO LIFESTYLE CHANGE.
Victoria: It won't affect you anyway, you're on the hEaLtHy side of Victoria.
me: o-oh
Victoria: but there's only a matter of time till...
me: t-till what, Victoria...?
Victoria: till I come to get you, you crazy son of a bit-
me: I DONT KNOW WHAT I DID UH I-
*sprays hand sanitizer*
me: aha!
Victoria: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR.
me: f-f-f-f-fu-
Victoria: hmm?
me: f-f-f-FuDGe yOu
*throws the whole bottle of sanitizer*
Victoria: AaAAAaaaAahHhH, NOoOooOoOOo
*Victorias Coronavirus cases drop*
*I watch with delight*
me: ByE BiTcH
Victoria: noOOoOoo
*victoria is now free from corona*
me:
