Hey...
Guess who's back?
Me!!!
(No one cheers. Someone yells boo. Rotten tomatoes hit the wall.)
Ok ok. I get it. I just hit a major writer's block and got sad. So...
But I'm better now!
My friend; No your not. You panicked.
Me; Shut up. Your imaginary.
My (imaginary) friend; True True
On with the story!
"What would happen if I swallowed an entire bottle of ibuprofen?"
"Dick oh my God. Don't. You'd die."
"But my headache would go away.''
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"Middle School relationships are for people who aren't ready to die alone."
(Something I've actually said.)
"Dick what the fuck."
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"Ok, but who would want to die to get out of school?"
"Me."
"Richard are you ok?"
"Not at all."
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"See this is the time span of which Batman was seriously injured to when Bruce Wayne took leave. This proves that just because the facts line up does not make them true." The teacher explained.
"Richard, why are you laughing so hard?''
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"Dick I swear to God if you don't stop posting fanfics about how Batmans dating Bruce Wayne I swear."
"But B! It's a good cover story!"
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"Hey, Dick."
"Yeah, Jason?"
"What does B stand for? Bruce or Batman?"
"It stands for bitch."
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"You ever just want to look someone in the eyes stroke their face and hold it then suddenly snap their neck and kill them."
"Dick, what happened?"
"Jason ate all my fucking cereal."
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"This is betrayal in the worst form. Pain experienced like never before."
"...what happened?'
" Wally ate my garlic bread."
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Bruce Wayne, 22, Batman for about a year and a half, dealing with depression, PTSD, and other mental illnesses, a general mess seeing Dick Grayson newly orphaned for the first time.
"I have a great idea."
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"Robin if you collect souvenirs from all our missions why didn't you take one from Cadmus?"
"I did."
"Really? What was it?''
"Superboy."
Superboy from across the cave, "FUCK YOU!''
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"Why are you helping Nightwing! You don't even like him!"
"Ohana bitch!" Jason yelled dragging Dick out of a warehouse.
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"How fast do you think a bullet could kill me?"
"Almost instantly. Why do you need to know Richard?"
"I have a great idea."
"RichARD NO!"
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Well, I'm afraid that is it guys...
I need friends so feel free to message me.
I have a discord chat if you'd like to join here's the link
https://discord.gg/XQS8Vg
Please come talk to me. I'm very lonely.
I am working on a few projects right now.
Like a story called Subnormal (not a fanfic) that I think you'd guys like.
Well, I can't wait to talk and write to all of you!
Please request!
(If you requested it's in the works!)
Also, the discord chat is a gift because...
WE HIT 10K!!!!!
Thank you. All of you.
I hope you continue to read my stories. And I hope we are all able to talk.
(It's also a gift for me because I'm lonely.)
But please. Come on out and talk to me. I could really use someone to talk to. And I think some of you could too.
See you guys later!!!
Love you!!!
Bye!!!!!!!!!!
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Dick Grayson One-Shots
Fiksi PenggemarA bundle of one~shots that will make you laugh and cry. And they're all about the best Robin! Dick Grayson!!! (They get better the farther you read I promise. The first few suck.) //This work is old and not the best but it was fun to write so... Enj...
