Potholes

Chapter 41 As told by Parker (with assistance from Rowan)

*Author's note: Ya'll are in for a treat with this one ;) Also, watch the video*

"Stop the car!" Eva shrieked.

Rowan pulled the car to a halt and Eva jumped out and started walking along the side of the road.

"What are you doing?" asked Rowan drowsily.

"One second!" Eva yelled. I stopped in front of some yellow grass, laying there was BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH, the love of my life.

"W-what's that?" I asked.

Eva appeared to be dragging something out of the grass.

"Eva?" I questioned.

"It's Benedict Cumberbatch!" She screamed.

Benedict Cumberbatch was Eva's idol, she lived for him. And now she was dragging him down the highway.

"Eva, why are you dragging a flailing human into our van?" Rowan asked.

"Oh, this isn't you average human," Eva replied. "This is Benedict Cumberbatch."

Hayden seemed to be drooling at the sight of Mr. Cumberbatch. I supposed he was his idol too.

"How did you get here?" Eva asked him.

"It seems as though the wind blew me in," he said. "In fact I'm really MARY POPPINS!"

We gasped, first Benedict Cumberbatch, now Mary Poppins!

Eva started frantically digging through her bag, eventually pulling out her inhaler.

Hayden was craning his neck trying to get a better look at Benedict Poppins, Eva was going to town on her inhaler, Rowan seemed rather concerned with the whole situation, and I was juggling gourds. It was a circus.

"Excuse me, but who exactly are you?" Benedict asked.

Eva briefly tilted her head towards him, tears of joy weeping from her eyes.

"Benedict...." Eva paused, "I LOVE YOU"

Benedict looked confused for a moment before replying, "Eva, I could be your dad, I do not love you."

Eva's eyes started to well up with tears, her nose twitched and I thought she was going to lose it. Suddenly a cloud of smoke appeared in front of her. A tornado was born, and out for it stepped......MICHAEL B JORDAN. Eva's tears evaporated as he walked towards her. He held open his arms, "Eva, I love you," his words floated in the space between them.

Eva stuttered, "I-I I love you too, Michael B Jordan," she whispered.

"But wait," he said. "I have one more thing for you." With that he pulled his hand from behind his back, revealing.... TOTO.

Eva melted right then and there, Rowan stepped in to scoop her into one of the hollowed out gourds. Michael B Jordan and Toto disappeared into the sunset, carrying Eva off with them.

Rowan went back to the wheel and we continued our trip.

And then Harry Styles.