[WP] Ronald McDonald, Colonel Sanders, the Little Caesar, General Tso, the Burger King, and the Noid are in a battle for the throne of the Fast Food Kingdom.
Waves and waves of men clad in the skin of beasts and armed with clubs of stone and bone stormed the house of the Noid. Standing tall and dark with the look of a haunted house from classic cartoons, both Little Caesar and his men knew they could not take him down. One unkempt old caveman offered to do the dirty work. Caesar shook his head slowly and entrusted the man with a package.
He broke in and searched the house for the Noid scum with burning vengeance in his eyes. The static of the television and the sound of aluminium hitting the floor led to him finding the Noid slumping in his couch with dozens of cans of beer strewn all around him. He unwrapped the package, pulled out a magnum and held the Noid hostage. The place was thoroughly looted by Caesar and his men. The man walked out calmly, with blood stained hands. The Noid... had been assassinated by little Caesar's many pawns.
*In the plains of chi'ken, three of the largest nations in the invisible world of Fast-Fo'ed gather to decide the most supreme fast food joint in all of the known world.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha, McDonald, we meet again.", said the cavalier king of the Burger.
"Wanna hear a joke guys?", Ronald McDonald said in his usual cheery voice.
"A genie asked me three wishes and the last wish I asked him was purely out of sympathy. Do you know what I asked? I asked him to fix your crappy burgers."
"And what did he do?", The king asked crossly.
"He said that even the gods can't fix your fucked up 'burger'"
The entirety of Ronald's McArmy burst out laughing with an air of mockery.
"After this battle, we'll know the real king of the Foodlands", Colonel Sanders declared, combing his beard.
24 million units Ronalds McArmy stood ground, ready to charge. 23 million soldiers belonging to the KFC King Militia maintained their pose, standing valiantly and willing to protect their motherland from the McBarbarians.
Each side locked against each other, uncertain of each others strength.
The trumpet sounded.
War has begun
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