Written May 8 2018

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[WP] A couple of weeks ago, I heard my neighbors' cat meowing so I responded with a "meow" of my own. This went on for about 3-4 exchanges until I opened the door and found it was not a cat, it was just another dude meowing back at me.

"You make uhhh... Nice cat sounds", I said as I stared at that incredulous man, the one making cat sounds that sounded more like a cat than my uncle's cat.

"Can't help it man, this is how I get pussy"

"You mean cat?"

"You know my secret?"

"What do you me--... Dude what the fuck"

That was the last I ever saw of him, heard he moved to an animal shelter after that.

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