This is Why I Don't Touch Weird Space Rocks (Completed)

Chapter 3 - Saiki K.

This one starts before Saiki stops the volcano.

"There is a small object the size of a golfball heading towards PK academy. All people nearby, please evacuate immediately, there is no data on how destructive it will be, be cautious."

*BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBE-*

Saiki hit his alarm clock and woke up with a splitting headache.

'Good grief, I guess I have to stop it, this will affect me too much to just leave it be.' Saiki put on his uniform, turned invisible and teleported directly above where the 'meteor' would hit and flew up until he saw a flaming ball, the size of a golf ball, whizzing towards him. He caught it.

"FINAL PLAYER LOCATED."

"What?"

"Transporting player." Saiki disappeared into thin air.

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When Ban and Gowther opened their eyes, they discovered that they were in the middle of a crowd, watching people fight monsters.

"It's Kamui Woods!" Someone yelled.

"Really?" Another followed.

"Mt. Lady is here too! Look at her!" A surprisingly young kid yelled.

"Hey Gowther." Ban looked at Gowther and realized that they were now more or less the same height.

"Ban. Your age has regressed. No that's not quite right. It seems that only your height has changed. It also appears that you are no longer drunk."

"Aw crap. Where the hell are we then?" Ban looked around. "It really sucks not being over to see over people."

"We have been transported to another land. We are no longer in Britannia." Gowther noted.

"Well duh, we don't have places like this in Britannia." Ban looking at the skyscrapers and light posts. "But if we aren't in Britannia, where the hell are we?"

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Killua groaned and blinked his eyes open, taking in the light around him. He immediately noticed the fact that 1) There was no forest. 2) He was in the heart of a city. He got up and walked around, looking in shops and trying to find information. He managed to learn that there are 'heroes' and 'villains' in this world, he also realized that you can't buy maps with Jenny when Jenny isn't the currency.

"Damn it." He mumbled. 'If Jenny isn't the currency, we can't be anywhere I've heard of."

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~I really want to go to UA!~

~There are those kids from UA!~

~Heroes are so cool!~

Thoughts immediately flew into his head from all over. Saiki looked around at the busy city around him.

'Where am I' He stood up and looked around at the unfamiliar surroundings. He was in the type of alleyway you see in those cliche movies with thugs and gangsters.

'Good grief. How did I end up here?' He walked towards the main road.

A man dressed like a child playing hero zoomed by him.

"Oh sorry kid, I didn't see you there." The man apologised.

~When did this kid get here? I've been patrolling the area for awhile but I didn't see anyone down this way.~