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February 12

seokjinkim
y'all may be wondering why I gathered you here today

myoongi_93
I wonder why it's always you that makes these damn gc
You make one for every single thing you have to tell us

seokjinkim
Did someone say something?

myoongi_93
Ha ha

hobi.hobi
Why have you gathered us here today Jinnie?😯

seokjinkim
Glad you asked
I made this groupchat to discuss an issue at hand

jjk.97
What issue?

seokjinkim
The Yoongi and Hoseok issue
Hoseok who tf gave you permission to get a boyfriend??? This is like the second time you've done this to your father.

hobi.hobi
My dad already knows 😅

seokjinkim
Not your real dad Hoseok🤦🏻‍♂️

hobi.hobi
Oh..

jiminie
This may just be me but I don't think you should be getting upset Jin, Hoseok and Yoongi are both happy🥰

seokjinkim
I'm not upset
Just hurt I had to find out through a post😔✌🏼

taevtae
That was me too tbh😔✌🏼

jjk.97
That's me all the damn time😔✌🏼

knjoon
Do you guys know what we should be discussing

hobi.hobi
What

jiminie
Yoongi's the shortest boyfriend you've ever had 😔

myoongi_93
That does not mean anything

jjk.97
Hoseok you've had other boyfriends???

hobi.hobi
Yes

taevtae
How many?🤔

hobi.hobi
That doesn't matter 😖

seokjinkim
Hoseok's right guys, how many mans he's had doesn't matter
What matters is that Yoongi loves him😔❤

hobi.hobi
Yes🥰

jiminie
Yoongi's still short tho

knjoon
And you're not?

hobi.hobi
Size doesn't matter🥰

jjk.97

myoongi_93
Jungkook what the fuck

jjk.97
Wdym? Hoseok is stating straight facts. Size don't matter. If your dick small, it's small. Ain't nothing you can do about it. You just gotta learn how to use it to it's full potential 😌🍵

knjoon
I-I don't think Hoseok was talking about dick size

hobi.hobi
I wasn't😖

jjk.97
🤡

hobi.hobi
But you're right Kookie, size doesn't matter

seokjinkim
You all need Jesus

taevtae
No u

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