Third POV, 2am
Dark is cruelly snapped from a deep sleep by his phone angrily buzzing on his nightstand.
He lets out a frustrated groan, reaching over and grabbing his phone, staring uncomprehendingly at the screen before processing one of the stupidest things he's ever read.
Wilford: What if the G in Gif is silent?
Dark stares at the text for a second, before sluggishly replying with a swift;
Darkiplier: Go to sleep, fucktard.
Wilford: What Gif I don't want to?
Dark presses the call button, ringing his friend and politely requesting that he;
"Stop fucking texting me at 2am you slag,"
Darkiplier's not a morning person.
2)
Third POV
Darkiplier's watching a horror movie in his void when a small ping disrupts the atmosphere-
Looking down at his screen, he sees a text from Wil;
Wilford: Why was I cursed with all of the dummy and none of the thick?
Darkipkier: I hope you understand that this scares me more than the Horror Movie I'm watching.
Wilford: Good.
3)
Third POV
Dark's snapped from a daydream by his ringtone. He picks up his phone, halfway through greeting the man on the other end, when he's interrupted by sobbing.
"W-Wil? What's wrong?"
Dark asks, panicked, not knowing how to comfort his friend.
"My cat ate my fucking shoes, Dark... He's coming for me..."
He whimpers softly.
"Wait wha-"
Wil hangs up on Dark before he could ask what kind of drugs he's on.
Guess he'll never know.
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Darkstache (Wilford X Darkiplier Oneshots)
FanfictionJust some fluffy Oneshots I wanted to write without having to make a full story with a plot and stuff- feel free to make requests! (Art and characters aren't mine!)
