If, by some miracle, you're reading this and you are not a member of my family, then OHMYGOSH THANK YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE YOU YOU BEAUTIFUL PERSON THANK YOU FOR READING MY WEIRD RUBBISH WRITING!!!
If you are a member of my family, I probably nagged you until you read this, but thanks for reading anyway! :)
This is my first attempt at a comedy story, so it's probably going to be terrible. Please don't take it too seriously.
My brother came up with some of the ideas, so partial credit goes to his wacky and wonderful genius.
There may be bad language. Just a warning.
With that over and done with, let's begin!
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HumorThis is legitimately the dumbest sugar-and-sleep-deprivation-fuelled plan I've ever come up with. Here's the synopsis: Santa is presumed dead. Mrs Claus is on a revenge quest. With the North Pole's magic unguarded, citizens of the world rush to stor...
