Fucked Up Camp Out

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Shane stood there with his arms crossed, his eyebrow twitching with his eyes closed as he tapped his index finger on his left arm. His two friends, Theo and Kit stood in front of a roaring fire. Kit had small twigs and leaves in his hair with a toothy grin with Theo standing next to him doing the same.

"Small fire!" Shane yelled. "Guys, I said to set a small fire! This is not small!" He growled, facepalming.

Kit nervously chuckled. "Sorry, man. The fire did start off small but then it sort of got kinda out of hand." Kit said smiling slightly. Shane sighed and shook his head in disappointment. "Okay, dumbasses. Put this out before it sets the whole forest on fire." Shane said.

"Right, got it," Theo said, getting his canteen and pouring it on the big ass flame. Putting it out. Shane walked over to Kit and Theo. "Now, let's try this again but this time...KEEP IT SMALL!" Shane yelled. "Jesus, man! You're giving me hearing loss." Kit said. "Yeah, chill," Theo said. "Just get to the fire." Shane sighed.

"Fine," Theo said, grabbing Kit's arm dragging him into the woods. Kit gave Shane the double birds when he got dragged away by Theo as they disappeared in the forest. Shane sighed and squatted into the grass next to the smoldering wood in the fire pit the three boys made. "What a fucked up camp out," Shane said laughing softly.

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