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November 14, 2011
Scarlett Johansson @ScarlettJohansson *7:45
50% of parenting is debating which noises are worth getting out of bed to check on.
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User1: honestly that's true

User2: whole ass mood

ChrisEvans: it's your turn.

ScarlettJohansson: if you still want to be able to have kids than I suggest it's your turn.

User3: ahhh 😂😂

ScottEvans: just agree with it! Happy wife is a happy life! You idiot


November 15, 2011
Chris Evans @ChrisEvans *9:15
I don't normally seek revenge, but if you give my kid with a toy that's louder then both of them combined, I will show up to your house with a karaoke machine and ten sugar high kids.
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User1: looks like Chris is sleep deprived

HunterJohansson: come on wimp! It wasn't even that loud!

ScarlettJohansson: why does a bear need five bells? And sing a song!!! Do you hate us Hunter.

HunterJohansson; depends on the day really

User2: sibling goals all the freaking way!

November 15, 2011
Scarlett Johansson @ScarlettJohansson *5:31
Look I don't know what's worse, having someone crying over the type of salad they got or two babies screaming over a teddy bear.
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ChrisEvans: look I just wanted a Caesar salad! Not a bunch of fake leaves!

BrieLarson: telling you Scarlett, leave him, I will love you forever!

ScarlettJohansson: really debating it.

User1: Chris fight for your wife

ChrisEvans: Brie is swear, I'm really gonna file a restraining order against you!

ElizabethOlsen: hey leave her alone!

ScarlettJohansson: yeah! Leave me alone

ChrisEvans: I'm so attacked!

November 15, 2011
Chris Evans @ChrisEvans *9:15
What's the point of reading to Drew and Dylan? All the do is stare at me like they don't know who I am, but when Scarlett reads to them it's like she's creating the universe!
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User1: Chris they are like two weeks old.

HunterJohansson: maybe you're just boring

User2: poor Chris!

SebastianStan: leave them alive Chris, let them love their mother more than you!

User3: ahh friendship, isn't it great.

ChrisEvans: I need new friends

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