November 14, 2011
Scarlett Johansson @ScarlettJohansson *7:45
50% of parenting is debating which noises are worth getting out of bed to check on.
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User1: honestly that's true
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User2: whole ass mood
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ChrisEvans: it's your turn.
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ScarlettJohansson: if you still want to be able to have kids than I suggest it's your turn.
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User3: ahhh 😂😂
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ScottEvans: just agree with it! Happy wife is a happy life! You idiotNovember 15, 2011
Chris Evans @ChrisEvans *9:15
I don't normally seek revenge, but if you give my kid with a toy that's louder then both of them combined, I will show up to your house with a karaoke machine and ten sugar high kids.
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User1: looks like Chris is sleep deprived
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HunterJohansson: come on wimp! It wasn't even that loud!
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ScarlettJohansson: why does a bear need five bells? And sing a song!!! Do you hate us Hunter.
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HunterJohansson; depends on the day really
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User2: sibling goals all the freaking way!November 15, 2011
Scarlett Johansson @ScarlettJohansson *5:31
Look I don't know what's worse, having someone crying over the type of salad they got or two babies screaming over a teddy bear.
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ChrisEvans: look I just wanted a Caesar salad! Not a bunch of fake leaves!
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BrieLarson: telling you Scarlett, leave him, I will love you forever!
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ScarlettJohansson: really debating it.
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User1: Chris fight for your wife
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ChrisEvans: Brie is swear, I'm really gonna file a restraining order against you!
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ElizabethOlsen: hey leave her alone!
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ScarlettJohansson: yeah! Leave me alone
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ChrisEvans: I'm so attacked!November 15, 2011
Chris Evans @ChrisEvans *9:15
What's the point of reading to Drew and Dylan? All the do is stare at me like they don't know who I am, but when Scarlett reads to them it's like she's creating the universe!
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User1: Chris they are like two weeks old.
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HunterJohansson: maybe you're just boring
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User2: poor Chris!
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SebastianStan: leave them alive Chris, let them love their mother more than you!
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User3: ahh friendship, isn't it great.
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ChrisEvans: I need new friends
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