Crack Stories

Was Elizabeth x William but is now Sunay x William pt. 2

Elizabeth poofed back from the dead and forgot her "love" for William. She then decided to help Sunay get with William.
"Hey Sunay!" Elizabeth yelled.
"What do you want, weeb? And how are you alive?" Sunay asked, glaring at her.
"I want to help you with William," she said, ignoring the second question.
Sunay looked up in astonishment, "YOU want to help ME get William? I thought you loved him."
"Once you killed me and I poofed back to life, I realized that I didn't love him anymore," she replied.
"Reasonable enough... LET'S GO GET HIM!" Sunay screamed.
They charged to William's house and broke in. They quietly walked upstairs to William's room. Elizabeth burst through first since it was less suspicious.
As she walked in, she saw that William was shirtless! She screamed for Sunay, and he came in.
Sunay pushed William against the wall and brought his face close to his. (Elizabeth decided to go into the bathroom and look through the cabinets cause why not?) Sunay ripped his own shirt off and pressed his warm body to William's. William looked at Sunay in disgust but also slight curiosity for what was to happen next. William didn't notice as Sunay pulled out a syringe full of the love potion and injected it into his thigh since he was caught up in the moment.
In the distance, Elizabeth could be heard saying, "Oooo condoms!" She peered her head out and saw what was going on, so she went to the kitchen but first screamed, "Don't get too loud!"
   Sunay laughed and threw his glasses on the floor and aggressively smashed his lips to William's. William didn't complain as he kissed back. William grabbed Sunay's waist and pushed him to his bed to get on top of him. Sunay then pushed William off and got on top instead, "Just because I love you doesn't mean you get to be top, besides, look at you, you're a stick," Sunay chuckled.
   William let out a small laugh, "Yeah, I know."
   Sunay could spend forever just looking at William's face, laughing and blushing at everything he said. He found it so adorable. "Hey, isn't this technically gay? Maybe we should call West to join us."
   They paused for a moment, then a burst of laughter erupted. "West?! He's such a rat!"
   Sunay was being serious though, "Honestly, I think if we had West we would have a better time..."
   William stopped laughing and got up from the bed. "You call West. I'll go see if we have any more condoms."
   Sunay wondered why they needed condoms since they're both guys, but he let him go check anyway.
   William opened the door and left to go to the bathroom, and somehow Elizabeth got past them without them seeing because when he walked in, he saw Elizabeth sitting on the toilet.
   "I'm POOPING, you gay rat!" she yelled.
   William secretly wanted to eat the poop but got his mind back to the condoms. "Where are the condoms??" he asked.
   Elizabeth smirked and said, "I fed them to your dog. He seemed to like them."
   "No!!! I don't want West's AIDS," he screamed. In fact, no one wanted West's AIDS. Nobody even knew where West got AIDS, but most people assume it's because he tried to shove his saxophone up his bootyhole.

A/N: The last paragraph doesn't make much sense... negrohan  I'm looking at you.

Credits:
negrohan
Me/Elizabeth