Crack Stories

Maggie x Levi Detergent (but not really 😏)

   Maggie watched in horror as she used the last drop of Levi Detergent. She closed the lid and felt how empty the bottle now was, she then turned the washing machine on. She stared in dismay and bent her head close to his face and kissed his papery lips.
She walked over to the sink and delicately set the screw-off lid on the side. She carefully ran water on the inside of the detergent bottle. She filled it up to the top with water and poured it back out with a huge splash.
Once all the soapy bubbles were gone, she rinsed the lid out and dried both the bottle and lid. Maggie screwed the lid onto the bottle and left the room.
As she walked to her bedroom, her mom, Peppa, watched from the kitchen. "Honey, where are you going?"
"Oh, I'm going to my room," Maggie replied.
   "With the detergent bottle?" her mom asked.
"YES, stop judging me MOM!!" she yelled.
   "It's too late for that, but your father is going to be mad," Peppa sighed.
   Maggie's father just-so-happened to walk in right at that moment and stopped in his tracks, "WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" he screamed.
   "Going to my room with my boyfriend, Levi," Maggie narrowed her eyes.
   "He's not YOURS, he's MINE!" he yelled.
   "YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM. HE DOESN'T WANT YOU! HE TOLD ME SO!" Maggie exclaimed.
   Her father gasped, "I, Pedro the Pony, do not believe you."
   "Yeah, whatever. Why don't you just divorce mom? We all know you're gay," Maggie said.
   Pedro started yelling, although she had no idea what he was trying to say, Maggie just bolted out the door. Screaming all the way out, Pedro sprinted after her. Maggie started screaming as well and ran to Brandon's house.
   "BRANDON! BRANDON! OPEN UP!" she screamed.
   "Ugh, fine," he sighed and threw the door open.
   Maggie quickly entered his house and shut the door. As she was locking it, Brandon sat down on the couch. "Well, never thought we'd be in my house before... alone," he smirked.
   "What is that supposed to mean?" Maggie asked skeptically.
   Brandon looked at her smiling, "Come sit down..."
   "Nah, I'm good," she said as she backed away.
   "Why are you getting close to the stairs? Wanna go up there?" Brandon asked.
   "UM. NO!" she yelled.
   "Are you sure about that?" he asked seductively.
   "I- no, I'm not sure," Maggie confessed.
   "Ha, that's what I thought," Brandon said, walking over to her. He pushed her against the wall. Mind you, Maggie had been holding the Levi Detergent this whole time.
All of a sudden, Pedro burst through the door with his OP horse powers. "NEIGGGHHHH!!!"
Brandon and Maggie screamed. He charged at them and stole the Levi Detergent out of her hands.
   In the end, he decided to kill them both and went to jail for double homicide.

THE END

A/N: Sorry for this garbage fanfic that I regret doing, there will be more to come. If you don't know what Levi Detergent is... then google it 🤷‍♀️ Levi Detergent is sort of like an inside joke with my friend group. This is Maggie: Shyfriend Oh, and thanks for getting this story to over 200 reads!! (I will remake this garbage with my friends so it isn't as bad lol)