Crack Stories

Sunay x William pt. 5

A/N: HAHA SIKE, you thought it was over. I've decided to make a pt. 5 because we hit 100 reads. I honestly did not think that our dumb story about two guys that go to our school would get this far in so little time. By the way, if any of you were wondering, this is Sunay's @: Qwerty46290 William is too straight for this app lmao.. anyway, I'm probably boring you at this point. Enjoy!

   William woke with a start to a loud, ear-splitting scream. "Nay-nay, what's wrong?" he looked up inquisitively.
   "I swear this was a dream," Sunay said in disbelief.
   "Oh no, it's real," William said as he pulled Sunay closer.
   Sunay pushed away with such force that he fell off the bed. He quickly got up off the ground and ran out the door.
As he emerged from the house, he realized he had no clothes on. No time to go back, I thought I loved him, but I'm not so sure anymore. I'm not wearing anything! (😏) My clothes must be back inside. I need to find a bush.. he thought.
As Sunay ran frantically around gathering up plants to cover his... you-know-whats, he watched in horror as he got stares from everyone. Ugh, this can't be happening. Does anyone I know live around here?! he thought in distress. He realized that his friend, Cooper, lived close by since he recognized the park.
Sunay finished covering up and ran over to Cooper's house. "COOPER!! OPEN UP!" Sunay yelled, banging on the door.
Cooper got off the couch from looking at reddit to see who was at the door, he glanced through the peephole, opened the door, and then started laughing. "Sunay, you naughty boy," he said between heaves of laughter.
"I-I... don't really know what happened," Sunay said. Through Cooper's open door, he could see someone emerge from the kitchen, her green skin and thicc body was unmistakable. "F-Fiona?!! What the he-" he gasped in shock, "What are you doing here? What about Shrek? And why would you choose him?"
Fiona laughed, pointing at Cooper, "This hoe is my kid."
"Who's the dad? Because I'm guessing it's not Shrek," Sunay replied.
"Oh, definitely not. I knew he was cheating on me, so I decided to cheat on him with his best friend," Fiona said, smiling.
"Donkey?!" Sunay asked.
"Yes. Donkey."
Cooper invited Sunay inside and noticed that Sunay's buttocks wasn't covered but everything else was, "Hey Sunay, your greasy butt is hanging out."
Sunay's hands immediately went down to cover his butt. His butt was so flat that he forgot he even had one. (Yes, I'm making fun of your butt Sunay, lmao.. Ashmi told me everything, so don't get the wrong idea 😌) His cheeks clapped harder than that toy monkey with cymbals as he walked away.
"Wait, you don't want pants?" Cooper asked.
"Nah I'm good, I'll use something else," Sunay said.
"Ah, okay."
Sunay walked over to the pantry and grabbed the bread. He then walked to the counter and took out the unthawed butter. "Hey, what are you doing?" Fiona asked. "I was thawing that butter to make cake."
She watched in disgust as Sunay took out two pieces of bread and put butter on the bread using his fingers. He slapped one slice of bread onto one of his buttcheeks and the other piece on his other buttcheek.
"Umm, what the hell Sunay," Cooper said in revulsion.
Sunay spun in a circle at the speed of 130 mph. Purple smoke surrounded him and he morphed into Barry B. Benson. Cooper and Fiona gasped.
   Barry laughed maliciously. "You fools, you thought I was Sunay the whole time. HAHAHA!!"
Cooper and Fiona watched in horror as Barry busted down the door and flew out and into the afternoon sky.
Right when Barry left, meteors started raining down on the world, destroying all life.

THE END (actually)

~Looks like it's the end for this story, I hope you all enjoyed. And thank you again for 100 reads!~ Sorry for the garbage ending, I couldn't think of anything.. give me ideas lol