Sunay x William pt. 4

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Both of the guys obeyed Elizabeth's wishes and left the bathroom so she could get herself out of the toilet.
As they were hastily putting their clothes back on, All Star started playing and there was a huge clap of thunder outside the door. Smoke billowed from underneath the door and quickly filled the air. William and Sunay started choking on the thick, extremely opaque smoke that oddly smelled like the fart spray from Amazon.
All of a sudden, Shrek, carrying Harper, busted down the door and walked in. Sunay gasped, "Shrek?!"
"Yes, it is I. The marvelous Shrek," he said in his heavily accented voice.
Elizabeth finally came out of the bathroom but stopped a couple inches from where she began. "What are you doing here?" she asked skeptically.
"Well, I've come to pick you up. I've just married a fellow ogre and am ready to collect my child," he replied.
"Dad!! I told you not to say anything about that," she looked at Harper, "and is that the ogre you married?"
"Yes, isn't he so adorable?" Shrek said in a sing-song voice as he booped Harper on the nose.
"If you're happy, I'm happy. But Fiona is my true mother," Elizabeth said.
"Actually, she's not. I had an affair with that dragon Donkey is in love with, don't tell him though," Shrek replied.
Elizabeth made a shocked pikachu face, "No way, you're a skank."
"THAT'S NOT A KIND WORD MISSY!!" Shrek scolded.
"Well, am I wrong?!" Elizabeth exclaimed.
Shrek simmered down and thought about it, "Yeah, no. You aren't wrong."
"See, told you." she replied. "Anyway, I better get going now, the hot guys in Korea are waiting for me." All of a sudden, Elizabeth disappeared in a puff of smoke.
A disheveled Taeil from NCT appeared in her place. "U-uh, annyeonghaseyo?"
Shrek sighed and shook his head, "That girl." He lifted up his hand and said something barely audible and Taeil disappeared.
Sunay and William looked at each other in concern. All of this was confusing them, and they had no clue as to what was going on. "Mr. Shrek Sir?" William asked.
"Yessir?"
"What's happening?"
"I don't really know, but my waifu and I must be leaving now. Goodbye!" Shrek poofed away and the music faded.
"Pinch me," Sunay said. William pinched Sunay on the cheek.
Sunay awoke with a start to a sweaty bed. God, that dream was horrible, well, besides the William part, but I'm glad it's over. Sunay turned over and saw William's sleeping face. Sunay screamed.

THE END

A/N: This was for my friends that asked me to continue this. Pt. 4 was all written by yours truly, I hope you enjoyed this random story that we all created as a joke 🤡🤡 There will be more crack stories coming soon (probably).

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