Qibli: On the first day of Christmas . . .
Moon: My true love said to me . . .
Moonbli: Go and eat a caaaaaaamellllll!
Turtle: Jingle bells,
Kinkajou: Darkstalker smells!
Turtlejou: Clearsight be-trayed-himmmmm!
Canelian: And then he saw,
Winter: What she did,
Carnelian: And blew her to smith-er-reens!
Winter: What the whaaat? Aren't you - you know, dead?
Carnelian: Aw really? We were getting along so fine!
Kinkajou: *GASSSSSSP -*
Winter: *slowly wraps talons around her throat* Quiet if you want to live . . .
Starflight: Well this is wonderful.
Kinkajou: WINELIAN FO EVA -
*crack*
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Wings of Fire Spoofs (Here we go again, I guess)
HumorBOOK IS SAFE FOR KIDS! WARNING: Subject book contains jokes so terrible they're actually funny, puns so bad the crickets will stop chirping, and SUPER blurred memes. But like you can just search WOF MEMES and I'm probably not gonna be in there. RA...
