Me: Well, we're at sixty eight.
Kinkajou: Goodie!
Robber comes in: Pit-chyo hands up!
Kinkajou: *keeps talons down*
Robber: *points gun at her* I'm sorry, did you hear me properly?
Kinkajou: Sorry, but what the heck are "hands?"
Robber:
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Wings of Fire Spoofs (Here we go again, I guess)
HumorBOOK IS SAFE FOR KIDS! WARNING: Subject book contains jokes so terrible they're actually funny, puns so bad the crickets will stop chirping, and SUPER blurred memes. But like you can just search WOF MEMES and I'm probably not gonna be in there. RA...
