Winter: You can't delete me!
Me: Technically I can.
Peril: Technically you can't
Me: Oh yeah? Well, watch this!
*zaps Winter into Nowhere and Nothing*
Me: HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!
Peril: What? What's so funny? I didn't see anything on the television!
Me: You what???
Me: You have a television????
Me: Who even calls it that??????
Me: It's TV!
Peril: Television sounds cool. Plus, our teley is watching scavengers flee in terror.
Me: -_-
Winter: I'm still here, you know. Your im-a-gi-nay-shun doesn't work on me, thanks very much.
Me: Oh, you're very welcome!
*shakes Winter's talons vigorously*
Me: I never knew you'd say something as nice as thanks! *tears up*
Winter: What -?
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Wings of Fire Spoofs (Here we go again, I guess)
HumorBOOK IS SAFE FOR KIDS! WARNING: Subject book contains jokes so terrible they're actually funny, puns so bad the crickets will stop chirping, and SUPER blurred memes. But like you can just search WOF MEMES and I'm probably not gonna be in there. RA...
