Kinkajou: Its CHRISTMAS!!!
Winter: No it isn't. I would know if it was.
Kinkajou: Its SHIP TIME!
Winter: No it isn't.
Kinkajou: Moonbli FO EVA!
Winter: No -
Kinkajou: It's canon!
Winter: *sob*
Turtle: Kink, what've you done?
Kinkajou: Oh, I just shipped Moonbli
Turtle: *glances at winter* Do you ship Turtlejou?
Kinkajou: HECK YEAH
Turtle: *looks at Winter* Screw him.
*Turtlejou holds hands*
Winter: NOT THE *splutter* HAND-HOLDING AGAIN!!
YOU ARE READING
Wings of Fire Spoofs (Here we go again, I guess)
MizahBOOK IS SAFE FOR KIDS! WARNING: Subject book contains jokes so terrible they're actually funny, puns so bad the crickets will stop chirping, and SUPER blurred memes. But like you can just search WOF MEMES and I'm probably not gonna be in there. RA...
