Christmas Love || ViceRylle AU

Chapter Three

Chapter Three

"What are we doing here, Iza? Aren't we supposed to be looking for my fake boyfriend?"

"We are here so you can take a break. Masyado ka ng nasstress sa paghahanap. I think we should take a break, kahit for tonight lang. Tara." Iza pulled her inside Laffline, a comedy bar in Q.C..

They were seated in the front, near the stage. Iza ordered them some drinks. Karylle watched as the emcee introduced the comedian for the night. Everyone started to cheer and started clapping as the emcee called in the name "Vice Ganda". Then a tall man (?) went up the stage. He was wearing really short shorts, and a Supreme shirt. He must be really famous here because the audience were cheering for him.

Twenty minutes into watching him perform on stage and she still didn't get why people like him. She didn't find his jokes funny at all. They were mostly offensive and very perverted. She must admit though that he has a very nice singing voice. That was the only thing she enjoyed.

After the show, Iza still couldn't stop laughing and she continued to talk about the joke that cracked her so much but after noticing that Karylle wasn't listening, she nudged her elbow.

"Uy, bakit ganyan mukha mo? Didn't you enjoy it?" Iza asked her, they were already outside the bar, waiting for a cab.

"Yung Vice Ganda? I don't find him funny. His jokes are offensive and ang bastos. Puro mura pa."

"Uhm, K."

"What? It's true. Puro pamimilosopo yung jokes niya, hindi nakakatawa. I've seen better comedians." she said, her arms crossed against her chest.

"K," Iza tried again. This time, it got Karylle's attention.

"What?"

Iza pointed with her lips and Karylle followed the direction leading her to the tall comedian from the bar tonight. Karylle's eyes widened and cheeks turned red in an instant. The comedian had a smirk on his face while looking at Karylle.

"I'm sorry if you didn't like my jokes nor did you find me funny. Pasensya ka na 'te ah, nasayang lang yung pinunta mo."

Karylle was still left speechless. Her face was as red as a tomato.

"Naku, pasensya ka na sa kaibigan ko, Ma'am Vice. Masyado kasing innocente 'to e. Hindi siya sanay sa mga green jokes. But I find you funny, though. Benta sakin mga jokes mo. Especially yung sa condom." Iza smiled while Karylle just rolled her eyes.

"Vice na lang. Lakas maka-teacher ng Ma'am. Let me make it up to you, ladies. Let me buy you late dinner. Papunta pa naman ako sa Burger King. What do you say?"

"Wag na."

"Sure!"

Karylle and Iza said in unison.

"Iza, it's late. Umuwi na lang tayo. May kelangan pa tayong asikasuhin, remember?" She reminded her friend.

"But Burger King sounds good though. Parang gusto ko ng bacon and cheese burger." Iza pouted.

"Don't do that. That's not going to work on me."

Iza checked her watch, "It's twelve-thirty now. One hour lang, we'll be home before 2. Please?"

"Ugh, fine." Karylle rolled her eyes.

"Yes!"

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Karylle sat in silence while Iza and Vice chatted and laughed about something that Karylle didn't even find funny. Her friend and this Vice got along so well. After laughing, he turned to K and the smile on his face faltered.