🧡💚~Bakudeku~ & -Kirikami- 💛❤

Crack #1

Bakugo:
*holds open the door*, "Ladies first."

Deku:
*Goes inside* "Heck yeah! Im a queen!"
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Deku:
*listening to music with earphones*

Kirishima:
"What do you think he's listening to?"

Bakugo:
"I don't know, probably some fairy shit like ABC."

What deku is actually listening to:
'What will it take to show you that it's not the life it seems? (I'm not okay)
I told you time and time again you sing the words but don't know what it means
To be a joke and look
Another line without a hook
I held you close as we both shook for the last time
Take a good hard look'
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Shinso:
*steals kirishima's bandana*

Kirishima:
"Hey where did my ban-" *sees shinso*

Shinso:
"Fits me better right?"

Kirishima:
"Hey! Give that back!"
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What normal people see:

*Deku intimidating his mom, inko*

What the bakugos' see:

*A broccoli trying to intimidate another scared broccoli*
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*someone called deku a green sheep*
Deku:
"They insulted me. Im not, im not-" :(

Bakugo:
"You're not a green sheep."

Deku:
"Thank you."

Bakugo:
"You're a broccoli."
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*Deku and Bakugo Actually having a normal conversation*

Everyone: *freaks out*
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Deku:
*About to eat burnt cookies*

Todoroki:
"Midoriya. Don't eat those, Those cookies are burnt."

Deku:
"You're burnt todoroki!" >:(

Todoroki:
. . .

Deku:
"W-wait no! I-I'm sorry! Im sorry! Please Forgive me todoroki!" *runs to todoroki*
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Kirishima:
"Every 1 out of 4 people are gay."

Kaminari:
. . .

Bakugo:
. . .

Deku:
. . .

Deku:
"I hope it's Kacchan. Kacchan's cute."

Bakugo:
. . .
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