I feel as if I need to say this.
TIM BURTON YOUR A DUMB PEICE OF CRAP AND I HOPE A HOLLOW RIPS YOUR UGLY LITTLE FACE OFF YOUR DUMB ASS BODY!!
Hi everyone. How is your life going?
So.. *sips water aggressively from coffee mug*
A friend of mine recently lent me the MPHFPC movie annnnd... Wtf. What even was that?!
Welcome to my rant. For those of you who have never read anything written by me, how are you. To continue reading, please get ready to say goodbye to your sanity.
Are you ready?
Okay.
(Be. Agressive. Be. Be. Agressive.)
I'm sorry.
Okay lets go.
So. Let's start with The youngest.
The twins. '•'
What?!
Yeah, there's pictures of them in the book, but they aren't actual characters. Why did Tim feel the need to put them in. Literally all the did to help was turn some rat bitch into stone.(I mean yeah it was cool but why?)
Also. Not living for the masks. Creepy af. Anyway.yeah that's what I think.
Claire.
Pretty much spot on. Gotta say, did well with her. Blonde curls, adorable face, mouth on back of head.
Though I do gotta say this,in the book it says mouth on back of head, not agressive ass monster. I kinda liked it though. It added a lil something to her character.
Anyway, love the dress, love her.
(Can you believe she's 12 now?!)
Bronwyn.
Hahah HERE WE ARE. WTAF WAS BRONWYN SHOWN AS A 7 YEAR OLD?!
in the book she acts as a second mother to Olive and Claire. SHE CAN'T DO THAT IF SHE IS 7!!
to be fair, pixie Davies is super cute so...
Yeah.
Millard.
Ma boy. Why was he like, 11? In the book, he is in his late teens, not early teens.
In one of my other books-
-MPHFPC Character stuff (ehe, why don't cha go check it out?)-
I said, and I quote my self directly:
"Is a smol invisible, yet still grooving bean that need love."
- yeas I called him a smol bean, but I didn't mean it literally. Mill was writing a whole book. Can this child, that is said to be him, even read. Huh?
Hugh and Fiona ( cause putting them to get her makes me feel like they is a couple in the movie. )
I cry. Why was no Fugh in movie. Idk. MABEY CAUSE THEY WERE CHILDREN.
AND WHY WAS FIONA TALKING?! HUH. SHE SUPPOSED TO BE THE MYSTERIOUS, SHY BEAN, THAT IS IN LOVE WITH HUGH, AND IS LOVED BY HUGH, AND GETS PUSHED OFF CLIFF BY A WIGHT, AND ISN'T DEAD, NO MATTER WHAT, AND THEN YOU RANDOMLY BURST INTO TEARS IN CLASS, BECAUSE EVERYONE KEEPS STRESSING THE FACT THAT SHE MAY BE DEAD. AND YEAH MUM, I DIDN'T DO THE FUCKING DISHES, BUT GUESS WHAT. IM UPSET.
hi. I feel incredibly strongly about this. I'm going to leave it here so y'all still have some brain cells by the end of this story.
Horace-
Meh
Idk. His monecule thing was kinda cool.
Emma-
Fire girl is now air. Hahaha. wtaf. Hahah. Lmao. Except not actually cause this is dumb and she needs her fire back.
Jacob-
I refuse to call him Jake. It's not his name, and it ain't happening. No. Asa is pretty good as Jacob, so not many complaints.
Enoch-
Ooohoohoo. Finlay is hawt. Hawt hawt hawt hawt hawt. Still. He is ment to be a small, sarcastic, pre-pubesent child.
Not a hot man that don't speak to no one, and has a Scottish accent.
*Scoffs but secretly loves him*
I prefer book Enoch.
Olive-
Please go back to being a smol child with heavy ass boots.
-love from the fandom (AKA JAZMINE CAUSE I MISS CHILD OLIVE)
Miss P-
Eh. She supposed to be real nice, but strict with the kids, but I feel like nice wasn't all there. Also her nails scared me so yeah.
Hi guys. Im going to do another chapter, of like, all the actual movie, not the characters, but not just yet.
Also...
If y'all want to hear the full story of me crying at school cause of Fiona, I'm contemplating writing a story bout the weird shit I do. Please please PLEASE comment if you want it or not, cause I don't really want to waste my time if no one will read it.
Also, thanks to the AMAZING 34 people that have read this story, and to my first follower, (I can't remember your name so I'll put it in next time.)
Thanks so much to whoever is reading this right now, and if you do like the random shit I post, but would prefer an actual fanfic, please go check out my story,
Tell Me How Your Feeling- A MPHFPC Fanfiction
(Edit- I deleted this fanfic, but I started a new one called- believers)
I am still writing chapter 2, but I'm really trying with it.
Can y'all please vote this story of you like it, so I know if I should just stop, or if people actually enjoy my rants.
Again, thank y'all do much
#letusbegremlins
😘-Jasmine, who loves you all
