CREEYPASTA SCRIPT

Part 1

WARNING some of the characters featured in the script were made by me (Candle. H & Briayln. A)

Lazari: What do you want Lane?!?!?!?!
Loser Laney:  *smirks* I just want to talk Lazari...
Lazari: Go away!
Lazari starts to run...
Lane starts to chase her...
Jeff: Lazari! The hell are you doing out here?
Lazari tries to catch her breath...
Lazari: Lane is HERE!
Liu jumps down from tree
Liu:Who is Lane?
Jeff: Non of your business bitch
Lazari: MY OLDER BROTHER!
Lazari hears Lane catching up
Lazari starts to run...
Jeff: Come on Liu! Lazari can take care of this.
Liu: What? Why?
Jeff: Because, she is strong
Liu: You jerk!
Loser Laney: Lazari...
Jeff: So you're the psychopath chasing down Lazari?
Loser Laney: Hm?
Loser Laney: Maybe I am..
Liu: It doesn't matter. We aren't looking for trouble!
Jeff: Sure we are! *pulls out knife*
Loser Laney: Do you know what direction she went?
Liu: Jeff, come on, you don't stand a chance against him.
Loser Laney: Who gave Mr. Smiley a knife?
Jeff: *enraged* Mr. Smiley huh?
Jeff: *runs at Laney with knife*
Jeff: *slashes with knife*
Loser Laney: Hm? That might get infected...
Liu: Jeff...
Jeff: *looks at Liu*
Loser Laney: Listen, children, I just want to find my sister...
Jeff: I don't care what you want! I don't remember asking!
Loser Laney: Whatever, I'm done playing with you children. I'll find her myself.
Liu: He's not done
Jeff: Shut up Liu! Stay out of it!
Loser Laney: Fine... so be it.
Jeff: Let's get started
Liu: Oh god. Your dead *jumps back into tree*
Laney runs toward Jeff and pins him to a tree.
Jeff: Ah! Damn!
Jeff: *stabs Laneys back*
Loser Laney: Ow...
Laney throws jeff to another tree.
Jeff: God you are stubborn! Heh!
Jeff: *runs at Laney with the speed of a cheetah*
Laney Steps Aside.
???: Just walking in the woods and I see two morons trying to kill each other
Loser Laney: Hm?
???: Toby, isnt it funny how many times we have seen this happen before?
Toby: Indeed, Masky.
Masky: Shall we let them battle it out? Or should we end it for them?
Loser Laney: We can handle it ourselves. Go back to wherever you two creeps came from.  
Toby: Masky, he just called us creeps!
Toby: The big man ain't gonna be happy when he finds your trying to kill one of his proxies.
Jeff: I'm not one of Slenders damn proxies!
Toby: *ignores Jeff* She's near Dead Mans River
Loser Laney: SlenderMan eh?
Toby: Yes, now go to Lazari. And if I find out you killed her...
Loser Laney: Whatcha gonna do? Kill me? torture?
Masky: ...
Masky: Nah
Toby + Masky: That would be a waste of time...
Loser Laney: well you're wasting your time talking to me.
Loser Laney: why don't you go to " The big man" and make a complaint?
Loser Laney: or are you gonna sit and watch as I beat up a worthless proxy?
Toby: The only worthless person here is you. Well and Jeff
Jeff: Go screw yourself Toby
Loser Laney: Ouch. feelings.
Loser Laney: Anyway! I'm going to look for my sister, Syianara.
Lane runs off into the forest
Jeff: Heh, coward.
Masky: Hey! What about a thank you for saving your butt!?
Jeff: Pfft I don't need you guys. You ain't be saving this ass anytime soon!
Lane walks up to the cabin...
*Knock knock*
Loser Laney: Hello??? Anybody homeee?
???: *opens door*
???: Who are you?
Loser Laney: I'm a friend of Lazari's...
Loser Laney: do you know where she is?
???: Jack who is at the door?
Eyeless Jack: Some friend of Lazari's!
Eyeless Jack: Anyway, you won't find her here.
Loser Laney: Okay, thanks. I'll go then. Sorry for wasting your time. 
Jeff: Didn't Toby tell you where she was? Or were you just not listening?
Loser Laney: if you were a stranger trying to talk to your sister after chasing her and a stranger tells you where she is after beating up someone he knows? Would you believe everything he says?
Laney walks away from Jeff.
Jeff: Cocky much?
???: Jeff, are seriously talking to a stranger.
Loser Laney: how many damn proxies are there?
Slender man: As many as there needs to be.
Loser Laney: Ah, Theirs the forest man...
Loser Laney: at least, that's what you were called where I'm from.
Loser Laney: Anyway! I'm going to go look for my sister.
Slender man: You won't be talking to her anytime soon...
Slender man: I know full well of your intentions Lane Swann
Loser Laney: Why? what am I gonna do
Loser Laney: Like Jeff said earlier, "shes strong"
Slender man: *turns around to Jeff*
Jeff: Don't look at me!
Laney starts to run
Jeff: Heh, he won't get far...
Laney sees a river and starts running towards it.
The proxies ambush Laney
Jeff: Toldja you wouldn't get far.
Loser Laney: HOW MANY DAMN PROXIES ARE THEIR!?
Bloody Painter: 78 including Jeff, Deadhead, and The Observer......81
Jeff: What!? Don't include me! I don't serve a damn master! Slender man can kiss my ass!
Slender man: *strangles Jeff with tentacle* I'm not deaf....
Jeff: Erk hak hak f-fine!
Slender man: *lets go*
Jeff: *gasp* cough cough bitch...
Loser Laney: What the hell do you all want?
Laney looks up
Loser Laney: Oh... theirs more of you.
LuLu: *nods*
Mr.Nobody: You bet...
Loser Laney: well what do you all want? I want to talk to my little sister!
Toby: Talk huh?
Masky: Knowing the rest of us and your physical appearance, PLUS! That knife at your side.
Jeff: Wait! Toby! Mason! Shut your damn mouths.
Loser Laney: What you want me to do? Surrender?!
Jeff: No! LET ME FINISH MY DAMN SENTENCE!
Jeff: When I was attacking you, you barely tried to dodge my attacks.
Mr.Nobody: Maybe he really does just want to talk to her?
Loser Laney: you know what-
Laney drops his knife and kicks it into the river
Laney takes his mask off
Jeff: God you're more beautiful than me!
Toby: yeah "beautiful" *finger quotes*
Loser Laney: (sarcastically) Thanks. 
Jeff: pfft!
Slender man: Lazari is at the clearing 2 miles from here. Leave. If any harm is to come to Lazari your head will come off your body faster than you can comprehend.
Loser Laney: Okay, understandable... -_-
Laney starts walking into the direction of the clearing.
About 10 minutes later...
Loser Laney: Lazari?
Lazari: What do you want Lane?
Lazari: you gonna kill me?!
Loser Laney: No, can't really do that at this point, heh.
Lazari: Then why are you here?!
Loser Laney: to say sorry...
Lazari: Likely story!
Loser Laney: Seriously Lazari?
Loser Laney: my intentions are not to hurt you, yes, they were before. But I'm past that. I'm sorry.
Lazari: I-I forgive you. Um, but how would I know-
Jeff: Because I legit just watched him drop kick his knife into the river with his mask and said he had surrendered.
Loser Laney: *hand quotes* Surrendered. *hand quotes*
Jeff: Heh, yeah.
Lazari: *whispers to Jeff* You still don't trust him do you?
Jeff: Of course not he's a jack ass.
Lazari: I thought as much...
Loser Laney: I'm not deaf
Jeff: Oh I knew that, I just said that as loud as I did so we were all on the same page here.
Everyone starts to head back to the cabin
Lazari: The door is open?
Jeff: Probably Hoodie forgot to close the door after himself. Typical.
Laney walks inside and shuts the door behind him.
Jeff: The hell? No one is here!
???: Hm?
Lazari: Laney what do you see over there?
Loser Laney: it's too dark to start heading back to the 1st realm...
Jeff: What? What the hell does that have to do with shit we just asked you!?
???: * throws kuneii at Jeff's head*
Jeff: * dodges just barely flying past his face* WHAT THE HELL!!
Loser Laney: ooh shit... Maybe I will take that walk! Heh-
???: *jumps out in front of them*
???: You are not leaving
Jeff: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU!!
???: *throws kuneii knife at Jeff*
Loser Laney: ooh helll nahhhhh
The knife hit Jeff's collar bone
Jeff: Ah! Dammit! *pulls knife out*
???: Oh Jeff, I didn't know you were so fragile!
Jeff: I. Am. Not. FRAGILE!!
Jeff: *coughs blood*
Lazari hammerhand
Lazari: GET OUT
???: *grabs Chinilla*
???: What are you doing in here!?
Chinilla: Killing Jeff?
???: Get out!
Chinilla: Sorry mom! *sarcastic*
While ??? is distracted, Lazari uses hammerhand and throws them both out the window.
???: OOOW!!
Chinilla: *runs away*
Jeff is slowly bleeding out
Jeff: ugh, god, that was intense. *slumps on the ground*
Lazari: WHERE THE HELL IS MR. SLENDYMAN!?
Masky: What the hell happened here!
Slender man: Masky what is-
Slender man: *senses blood*
Slender man: Is everyone ok!?
Masky: Yeah, Jeff is bleeding out though.
Slender man: Oh.
Hoodie: I KNOW CPR!!
Jeff: I don't need damn CPR!!
???: When your thrown through a window you tend to not want to help people anymore.
Slender man: Laughing Jack? What are you doing here?
Laughing Jack: I'm watching Jeff die, that's what
Lazari: I threw him out the window... -_-
Slender man: Lazari what have I told you about doing that?
Lazari: he was throwin knives at jeff.
Liu: *pushes past everyone*
Liu: *sees Jeff*
Liu: Jeff!
Liu: *kneels beside Jeff*
Jeff: What *cough* do you want bitch?
Liu: I wanted to be here for you...
Jeff: * surprised* Oh, ok, uh, thanks I guess, whatever.
Laney steps back
Liu: *crys* I-I really wanted to help you, but I was so upset that you tried to kill your own brother I thought maybe you didn't deserve it.
Lazari: ISN'T ANYONE GONNA HELP HIM?!?
Everyone: How?
Laughing Jack: You all are idiots.
Jeff: God Liu, I haven't cried for 10 years, I'm not gonna start now.
Liu: I'm not asking for your sympathy, or pity, I just want you to know I am here for you...
Lazari runs into the backroom to get 1st aid
Jeff: Liu.....I..m....sorry.....
Lazari comes back with 1st aid
Mr.Nobody: Lazari, I used to be a doctor, but I need someone's help for this.
Lazari: I'll help!
Mr.Nobody: Ok *puts hand on wound and preasurizes to stop bleeding*
Mr.Nobody: I need bandages and blood stoppers.
Lazari hands them to him
Mr.Nobody bandages Jeff and stops the bleeding.
Mr.Nobody: *turns to Liu*
Mr.Nobody: He will be ok, but he needs rest.
Mr.Nobody: *picks Jeff up and brings him to his room*
Mr.Nobody: Ok everyone I don't know about you but I'm going to go find the person responsible for this.
Liu: I am coming...
Mr.Nobody: That is fine.
Lazari: Me too!
Toby: Me as well.
Laughing Jack: I happen to know the person who is responsible so I shall come too...
Mr.Nobody: All right, now the rest of you, well, no one died and made me in charge, so that is up to Mr. Slender.
Mr.Nobody: Everyone with me, let's head out, Jack and I will be the two people in charge seeings how he knows the person responsible for Jeff's fatal injury, and since I am the one who formed this group I will also be in charge, now let's go!
Mr.Nobody: *walks out*
Hoodie: Damn, that is a man right there.
Masky: You said it.
Lazari: wait! Why doesn't Mr. Slendyman come with us? He knows the forest better than all of us!
Laughing Jack: Because he has to make sure the rest of the proxies don't get into any trouble, especially with Zal-
Mr.Nobody: Ahem! Less talking.
Lazari: I smell bullshit -.-
Laughing Jack: *thinks* geez Lazari can't be that sensitive to his name.
Liu: *shade is over his eyes*
Mr.Nobody: Liu, how are you holding up?
Liu: ...
Mr.Nobody: Liu?
Liu: ...
Laughing Jack: Everyone hush!
Liu: *looks up*
Laughing Jack: Everyone hide! She only talks to me....
Lazari wraps herself in her hammer hand and goes behind a tree
Liu's scarves wrap around him until he disappears
Mr.Nobody moves so fast he disappears
???: Who is there?
Laughing Jack: Hi Chinilla
Chinilla: Jacky!!
Chinilla: *jumps at Jack giving him a big hug*
Chinilla: I missed you!
Laughing Jack: Still big on hugs huh?
Liu: * in the tree with Lazari*
Liu: *whispers* What the hell?
Chinilla: So, is Jeff dead yet?
Liu: *enraged* That little-
Mr.Nobody: *pins Liu down* No.
Liu: That's a little gay don'tcha think?
Mr.Nobody: Shut up idiot
Lazari: whispers get off of him!
Mr.Nobody: Listen Liu, I know how much you want to avenge Jeff, but you need to control yourself.
Lazari: Just let it play out Liu.
Liu: Fine.
Mr.Nobody: *disappears again*
Chinilla: No matter, I might as well plan my next target, maybe Homicidal Liu would be a good victim.
Lazari: whispers You'll be okay Liu, We won't let that happen.
Liu: I don't need your assurance.
Lazari:...
Mr.Nobody: *from behind Liu* Easy...
Liu: STOP DOING THAT!!
Chinilla: Seems I won't have to go very far.
Lazari covers his mouth
Chinilla: *From above Liu*
Chinilla: Hey~
Liu: Rgh...
Lazari stares blankly at Chinilla
Liu: What the hell!? I can't move!
Chinilla: hehehe
Lazari's eyes widen as shes staring at Chinilla
Chinilla: What beautiful eyes you have!
Chinilla: It's to bad, mine were taken from me...
Liu: Why?
Chinilla: I might as well tell you since your not going anywhere.
Lazari growls at Chinilla...
Lazari: I think I'm a little hungry.
Chinilla: Oh, well, I don't taste good.
Chinilla: Anyway, when I was a kid...
Chinilla: I was always the weird kid who liked to play with rocks and played with kids either older or younger than me. Soon after I found I had a really rare Kekeii Genkeii that allowed me to see and do crazy things. I was able to stop people to stop people in their tracks just by them making eye contact, I could see emotional auras and other stuff. My mom always called me her little emerald because of my bright green eyes. But, one day, one of the kids at my school noticed my ability and was immediately revolted at the fact that he was lower than I was. So, he went to the teachers desk and stole a kuneii. He told me to meet him at the academy rooftop. So I did, and when I got up there he grabbed me from behind and put a sizable cut mark acrossed both of my eyes and nose. I never saw his face, but only his being with my eyes. He slowly moved my headband over my eyes and ran away....
Liu: What the hell?
Liu: What does that have to do with me!?
Chinilla: Its not you, its your brother!
Liu: What!?
Chinilla: I'M BLAMING YOUR BROTHER FOR WHAT HAPPENED!!
Liu: WHY!?
Chinilla: Because before he ran away he said "shhhh I know your scared but your eyes are just to threatening, think of it as doing you a favor, just go to sleep, wake up and you'll feel better."
Liu: *eyes widen* Why would...?
Lazari: wait a second!
Lazari: how old were you when this happend?!
Chinilla: I was 9, so I am 19 now.
Lazari: how old was the kid who did it to you?
Chinilla: Around 12-13ish.
Chinilla: What's it to you?
Lazari: Im asking the questions.
Lazari: What month?
Chinilla: October
Chinilla: October 3rd, 2008 
Lazari: hm, there's a lie in there. Its 2019 if it happened 10 years ago it would be 2018.
Chinilla: Well look at that, the brat can do math!
Liu: Shut up! She's right and you know it!
Liu: I am going to KILL YOU!
Liu: You tried to kill my brother, and almost succeeded in doing so! YOU DESERVE TO DIE!!
Chinilla: Hasty, much?
Lazari: Liu, calm down...
Liu: I love Jeff, he is the only family I have, I need him...
Chinilla: *shade falls over face*
Chinilla: Family?
Chinilla: Love:?
Chinilla: Ahe...
Chinilla: Hehe
Chinilla: Haha
Chinilla: AHAHAHA!!!
Lazari: what's so funny?!
Chinilla: HAAhahaa.. He...ha.haha..hehe....
Laughing Jack: Shit!
Laughing Jack: Chinilla do-
Chinilla: *lifts up headband off eyes revealing a green glow*
Chinilla: I NEVER HAD ANY OF THOSE THINGS!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Lazari: Jack make her calm down!
Laughing Jack: Chinilla, you need to calm down! If you don't, you may end up killing loads of people!
Chinilla: *ENRAGED* OH JACKY!! ISN'T THAT WHAT WE ARE MADE FOR!? WHAT WE ARE MADE TO DO!? THE SLENDERMAN HAS BEEN SO SOFT ON YOU ALL!!!! KILLING LOADS OF PEOPLE!?
Chinilla: WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT THAT!? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Lazari gets her hammer hand ready...
Chinilla: Oh sweet heart, you won't even be able to so much as tap my shoulder with that thing!!
Chinilla: *disappears*
Laughing Jack: OH SHIT!!
Laughing Jack: *grabs Liu*
Liu: PUT ME DOWN!!
Laughing Jack: Sure!! You wanna die!?
Lazari shields them with her hammer hand
Chinilla: *throws kuneiis from in the air*
Lazari: AGH!
Liu: Where the hell is Xander!?
Laughing Jack: I hate it when she's like this...
Lazari takes out the kuneiis from her hammer arm
Lazari: Hold these!
Liu: What?! NO!!
Laughing Jack: *covers Liu's mouth* SHUTUP!!
Liu: MOOOO!!!
Laughing Jack: *knocks Liu out*
Lazari: Take these.
Lazari unshields them
Lazari: WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU, COWARD?!?
Chinilla: *grabs Liu from Jacks grip*
Chinilla: *puts Kuneii to Liu's neck*
Chinilla: Nobody move or I slit his throat!
Lazari's hammer hand goes away
Chinilla: Good girl.
Lazari: You don't have to do this...
Chinilla: BUT ITS THE ONLY WAY!!
Lazari: THE WOODS FAMILY NEVER DID ANYTHING TO YOU!
Lazari: YOU HAVE NO REASON TO DO THIS!
Lazari: THERE"S MANY MORE WAYS!
Chinilla: *cries* I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS!!
Liu: *wakes up* Was goin on?
Lazari: THEN DON'T!
Chinilla: *grips Liu tighter* But, he will kill me if I don't....
Laughing Jack: Oh god....
Lazari: who is "he"?!
Chinilla: *pushes knife closer to Liu's neck*
Lazari: don't do this Chinilla... There are better ways to TALK about this.
Chinilla: I....
Chinilla: *drops Liu*
Chinilla: *stands up*
Chinilla: *glances at Lazari*
As Lazari blinks Chinilla disappears...
Liu: Uh, I, what?
Laughing Jack: Rgh, this was a mistake....
Liu: She-She seemed-sad?
Laughing Jack: You sound unsure...
Liu: Never mind...
Lazari: we need to get back to the cabin...
Liu: *stands*
Liu: AH!!
Liu: *falls to the ground*
Lazari: LIU!
Liu: *pulls kuneii out of his left side*
Liu: Nothing to serious...
They hear a shriek in the distance....
Liu: Great...
Lazari: Cabin, NOW!
They arrive at the cabin...
Liu: JEFF!!
Liu: *runs at the cabin*
Jeff runs out at the sound of his name...
Jeff: Guys?
Liu: JEFF!!
Liu: *forcefully hugs Jeff*
Lazari: 1st aid please -.-
Jeff: Uuuh, Liu?
Mr.Nobody: On it.
Laughing Jack: WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!?
Liu: *sobs* I was-so scared-something had-happened to you while-we were gone!!
Lazari sits on the couch
Jeff: Umm, geez I'm fine, wimp...
Liu: *pulls away from jeff*
Lazari: Mr. SlendyMan blood might get on your couch
Slender man: Lazari? Back so soon? Did you find the person?
Laughing Jack: Nope...
Liu: What the hell is wrong with you...?
Jeff: What the hell wrong with me? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! YOUR THE ONE WHO KEEPS CRYING OVER ME!!
Liu: BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU!!!
Jeff: WELL DON'T!!!
Lazari: CALM DOWN!
Jeff: Stay out of this Lazari!! *pushes Lazari*
Liu: You push away everyone around you!!! I LOVE YOU JEFF!! YOU ARE MY BROTHER!!
Lazari: hes right Jeff...
Jeff: WHAT THE HELL DID I SAY LAZARI!?
Lazari:...
Liu: I want to be there for yo-
Jeff: SHUT UP!! I DON'T CARE!! WE ARE NOT BROTHERS!!
Lazari:  *stands up quickly* YOU BETTER CARE HE'S THE ONLY FAMILY YOU HAVE!
Jeff: SHUT UP LAZARI!! HOW WOULD YOU KNOW!? YOUR PARENTS NEVER LOVED YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE A MONSTER AND A FREAK!!! D
Jeff: Liu.....
Jeff: I don't love you. I never have and I never wi-
Lazari smacks jeff across the face...
Jeff: YOU LITTLE BRAT!!
Jeff: *picks up Lazari and throws her against the wall really hard*
Liu: JEFF!!
Loser Laney: THE HELL?!?
Jeff: *picks Liu up by the neck*
Jeff: YOU CLEARLY DON'T CARE!! BECAUSE IF YOU DID, YOU WOULD BE LISTENING TO ME!!! I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU OR ANYONE ELSE IN MY LIFE!! SO LEAVE ME ALONE!!! I HATE YOU LIU!!!!
Liu: *Crys* Ok....
Lazari: JEFF!
Jeff: *throws Liu to the ground really hard on the place he was stabbed*
Lazari grabs jeff by the neck with hammer hand
Jeff: ERK!! HE-HEY!!
Liu: *SOBS* LAZARI!! PUT HIM DOWN!!
Lazari: *looks at Liu*
Lazari: you him? Your BROTHER?! Or are you too blind to see the people who care about you?
Lazari drops Jeff
Lazari walks into her room and starts ripping the wallpaper off the wall in rage.
Liu: Jeff please...
Jeff: *puts his face really close to Liu's*
Jeff: Liu.....I.....
Jeff: HATE YOU!!
Jeff: *stabs Liu in the stomach*
Jeff: I failed to kill you before, NEVER AGAIN!!!
Lazari senses the blood
Eyeless Jack: JEFF!! YOU BITCH!!!
Lazari: THE HELL IS HAPPENING IN HERE?!?
Liu: *coughs up a lot of blood*
Lazari sees Liu
Liu: Why?
Lazari is in full Zalgoid Form
Lazari: YOU BITCH *pins jeff to the ground*
Lazari punches Jeff
Lazari: XANDER GO HELP LIU PLEASE!
Mr.Nobody: Understood.
Mr.Nobody: *runs over to Liu*
Mr.Nobody: I need to bring him to my house
Mr.Nobody teleports away with Liu
Lazari: WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
Jeff: Because.........
Jeff: HE DOESN'T DESERVE TO LIVE!!!!
Jeff: HE IS AN ANNOYING WIMP WHO WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND!!!
Lazari: JUST LIKE YOUR PARENTS?!
Jeff: *smiles so broadly you can see it through his carved smile*
Jeff: Exactly....
Jeff: HIM AND THOSE OTHER BASTARDS DESERVE TO BE DEAD!!!!
Lazari throws Jeff outside...
Jeff: Ack! Urgh. Hehehehehehhaha!!HAHAA
Jeff: What do you think beating me up will accomplish!?
Lazari: what do you think trying to kill your only family left will accomplish?
Lazari: I'm not the little shit everyone thinks I am
Lazari: If I was I wouldn't be here...
Lazari: A KID WOULDN'T BE BEATING UP AN ADULT!
Jeff: Heh...
Jeff: He's......gonna die....
Jeff: I killed him......there's nothing Xander can do to save him....
Jeff: I hit him in his most vital spot..........he won't be coming back....
Lazari punches Jeff
Jeff: OW!! Urgh...
Lazari: is that funny? HUH JEFF?!
Jeff: *crys* I NEVER SAID IT WAS FUNNY!!!
Jeff: I NEVER WANTED TO BE LIKE THIS!!!
Jeff: *screams*  I NEVER WANTED TO GO INSANE!! I NEVER WANTED TO KILL MOM AND DAD!! I NEVER WANTED TO DESTROY LIU'S FACE!!