CREEpypasta spin off pt.2
By Briayln and Candle
Lane: *wakes up*
Lane: *look at the time*
3:47 AM....
Lane: *see's Calisc on the floor*
Lane: *gets up and lays down next to her on the floor*
Lane: *soon falls asleep again*
Calisc: *wakes up a few hours later*
Calisc: *hugging Lane*
Calisc: *face tints red*
Calisc: U-um....
Calisc: L-Lane?
Lane: *wakes up*
Lane: E-eh..?
Calisc: Um...
Calisc: What are you doing down here?
Lane: *face red* Uhhhhhh...
Lane: Nothinggg -v-
Calisc: W-We have to get up - _-
Lane: *looks up at the clock*
Lane: It's 6:50 ->-
Calisc: You do know that Jeff never sleeps, Liu sleeps 2 hours of the night and Offender gets up really early to go fuck people in the forest. Specifically, teenage girls.
Lane: I'm staying here either way >:^
Lane: Plus, I'm comfortable :>
Lane: Aaaaand, your hugging me >:>
Calisc: *blushes* Y-Yeah I noticed.
Lane: Tehe :3
Calisc: *hugs him tighter*
Calisc: And what are you laughing at~
Lane: *rolls over towards Calisc and hugs her back*
Lane: Your blushing >:3
Calisc: Eh!?
Calisc: Sh-shut up!
Calisc: O-Or else!
Lane: Or else what~
Calisc: *blushes more*
Calisc: I-I-
Calisc: I will kiss you!
Lane: *blushes slightly*
Lane: *kisses her forehead* Too late >:3
Calisc: *her entire face is red*
Calisc: ...
Calisc: *trying not to scream*
Lane: A-Are you okay..?
Calisc: MMHM
Lane: *hugs her tighter*
Lane: *Laughs quietly* And you call me adorable
Calisc: H-How dare you!
Calisc: I-I am n-not adorable!
Lane: Yessss you are -3-
Calisc: U-Um...
Calisc: *hugs him tighter*
Calisc: Y-You're more adorable!
Lane: *sarcastically* Mhmh.
Calisc: Um...
Calisc: Sh-Should we get up now?
Lane: That's up to you ->-
Calisc: Hmmm.
Calisc: Nu.
Lane: Oki
Lane: *Hugs her tightly*
In the living room...
Patchwork: *sleeping on top of Rosso*
Liu: *walks out of his room*
Liu: *looks around*
Liu: *sees Rosso and Patchwork*
Liu: *smiles*
Liu: *grabs his book and reads at the table*
Eyeless Jack: *eating a kidney at the other side of the table noisily*
Liu: Please quiet down.
Eyeless Jack: *smirks*
Eyeless Jack: *eats louder*
Sully: Aye, buddy! You mind!?
Eyeless Jack: Nope.
Sully: I swear to god, I will rip that out of your hands and shove it down your throat.
Eyeless Jack: Jesus, sorry.
Liu: Thank you.
Lazari: *Walks in through the front door*
Lazari: Whatever or whoever was attracted to Scorpious's screaming has seemed to go away-
Lazari: Where is everyone else?
Lazarus: *walking downstairs* Still asleep.
Lazari: Oh..
Lazarus: *walks over to Lazari and crouches down next to her*
Lazarus: *Whispers: By the way, You don't have to act so formal just because your the main operator.
Lazari: I know ->-
Lazarus: *stands up and heads to the kitchen*
Lazarus: I'll make breakfast.
Scorpious: *Walks downstairs*
Lazarus: Good Morning
Scorpious: *Yawns* Good Morning.
Lazari seems very tired...
Scorpious: Lazari, Did you sleep at all last night?
Lazari: Nope. I was on the roof all night.
Lazarus: *from the kitchen* You should probably go take a nap.
Lazari: No, I'm fine Thanks.
Scorpious: *turns on the t.v and puts the volume on low so no one wakes up*
Scorpious: Animal Planet..?
Scorpious: Who was watching Animal Planet?
Scorpious: Because this shit sucks ->-
An image of a large spider comes on the screen...
Scorpious: *about to scream*
Lazari: *turns the t.v off before he does*
Lazari: *holds her finger to her mouth* Shh. The others are sleeping.
Scorpious: Sorry ->-
Lazari: It's fine. Just change the channel when you turn it back on.
Scorpious: Okay.
Lazari: Mind: I should probably change my bandages...
Lazari: *heads to the back room and grabs bandages*
Lazari: *goes to her room and shuts the door behind her*
Lazari: *lifts her shirt slightly and takes off the old bandages*
Lazari: agh..
Lazari: *Wraps the new bandages around her stomach*
Lazari: *pulls her shirt down and unwraps the bandages around her foot*
Lazari: *Wraps new bandages around her foot*
Lazari: *leaves her room and shuts the door behind her*
Eyeless Jack: HEY! WHO TURNED ANIMAL PLANET OFF!?
Scorpious: Animal planet sucks -3-
Scorpious: It gives out information a lot of people already know -_-
Scorpious: And even sometimes, False information about animals.
Eyeless Jack: FALSE INFORMATION MY ASS!!!
Eyeless Jack: I still like it!
Scorpious: They have fucking SPIDERS on >:(
Eyeless Jack: *throws the kidney at Scorpious's face*
Eyeless Jack: ASSHOLE! Turn it back on!
Scorpious: *catches the kidney* No.
Eyeless Jack: Please?
Scorpious: *Passes the kidney back to E.j* No.
Eyeless Jack: *grabs the kidney and begins eating noisely again*
Liu: *irratated*
Liu: *mumbles* What the fuck did I say?
Eyeless Jack: Huh?
Liu: *slams his book on the table*
Liu: CAN YOU JUST BE QUIET!?
Rosso: *wakes up*
Rosso: *Carefully pushes Patchwork off of him (Trying not to wake her up) and runs outside*
Rosso: *Pukes up more of the bar of soap and crayons*
Scorpious: *Walks outside and pats Rosso on the shoulder as hes throwing up*
Scorpious: Why are you puking up a crayon and half a bar of soap?
Patchwork: Because he ate a bar of soap and crayons.
Scorpious: Well no duh -_-
Rosso: I was *Gag* Hungry-
Rosso: *throws up more*
Patchwork: Wow, this brings back a lot of unpleasant memories 0-0
Rosso: Whoops.
Rosso: *About to go back inside* I think I'm fine now-
Rosso: *Throws up more*
Patchwork: Its all that cow fat.
Rosso: *wipes his mouth*
Rosso: I'm gonna go lay down..
Rosso: *Walks to his room feeling weak*
Scorpious: *walks back inside*
Scorpious: *Turns Looney Tunes on*
Patchwork: *taps Scorpious's arm*
Scorpious: *Looks down at Patchwork* Hm?
Patchwork: Are you a vegan?
Scorpious: Uh, Sorta?
Scorpious: I eat people, Not animals.
Patchwork: Oh!
Patchwork: *smiles*
Patchwork: Thats all!
Patchwork: *runs off to the kitchen*
Lazarus: *making breakfast* Oh, Hello.
Patchwork: Hi!
Patchwork: Whatcha making?
Lazarus: Pancakes and Waffles!
Patchwork: Sounds and smells amazing!
Lazarus: Thanks.
Patchwork: No problem!
Patchwork: Uh, where is Lazari?
Lazarus: She's on the roof..
Patchwork: Thank you!
Patchwork: *runs outside and looks at the roof*
Patchwork: ...
Patchwork: *jumps up onto the roof*
Patchwork: AH!
Patchwork: *slips*
Patchwork: *grabs the end of the roof and hoists herself up*
Patchwork: Damn roof.
Patchwork: *walks up behind Lazari*
Lazari: Hello *Turns around towards Patchwork*
Patchwork: Hai!
Patchwork: 'What are you doing up here.
Lazari: Nothing really.. Just thinking.
Patchwork: About?
Lazari:...
Lazari: Just the past.
Patchwork: I try not to think about mine...
Patchwork: I killed them so I wouldn't have to...
Lazari:....
Patchwork: ANYWAY!
Patchwork: LAZARUS IS MAKING PANCAKES-
Patchwork: *falls off the roof*
Patchwork: FUCK-
Patchwork: *her body breaks into different pieces when she hits the ground*
Patchwork: REALLY!?
Lazarus: *walks outside* I heard screaming-
Lazarus: What happened here..?
Lazarus: *mind transfer to Lazari: You didn't catch her?
Lazari: Mind: It happened too quickly.
Lazarus: Mind: Well, You have to be more alert.
Lazari: *Jumps down off the roof*
Lazarus: Are you okay?
Patchwork: Haha! I'm great! You?
Patchwork: I'M A FUCKING PILE OF LIMBS!!!
Lazarus: Sorry-
Lazarus: And watch your language -.-
Patchwork: Fuck off.
Lazarus: *sighs*
Lazarus: Do you like being a pile of limbs? -_-
Patchwork: *her arm grabs her head and bounces over to Lazarus*
Patchwork: I dunno! Do you-
Patchwork: Um, I got nothin.
Patchwork: *sigh* Can I please have some help?
Lazarus: How can we help you?
Patchwork: Well, I need to be "sewn" back together.
Lazari: I'll get the stitching kit.
Lazarus: No, I'll get it. *Goes inside to the back room*
Eyeless Jack: LIU!! SING FOR US!!
Toby: *also sitting at the table* OOOoo Liu can sing!?
Liu: No.
Eyeless Jack: Aw, COME ON!!!
Liu: No.
Ben: WHY NOT!?
Liu: Because I don't want to.
Eyeless Jack: PLEEEEAAASE!!!???
Lazarus: *starts to smell something about to burn*
Lazarus: THE PANCAKES
Liu: Oh yeah those have been burning for the past five minutes.
Lazarus: *Runs into the kitchen*
Lazarus: *sighs* I'll make more -_-
Lazarus: *checks on the waffles*
Lazarus: The waffles are done-
Eyeless Jack: COME ONNNN!!!
Ben: SING!! SING!! SING!!
Liu: Guys, I will make your ears bleed.
Toby: BULLSHIT!!
Liu: Nu.
Ben: Doubtful.
Liu: *sighs*
Eyeless Jack: So-
Liu: No.
Eyeless Jack: Since when have you been so stubborn? Usually I can bend your arm pretty easily!
Liu: Time for a wake up call fuckers.
Lazarus: *Brings in a montain of waffles with berries on the side*
Toby: HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!!!!!
Lazarus: *starts putting plates in front of everyone and empty seats*
Lazarus: Pancakes will be done soon. I'll be right back.
Lazarus: *goes to the backroom and grabs the stitching kit*
Lazarus: *goes back outside with it*
Patchwork: *hopping around bored*
Patchwork: Oh YOUR BACK!!
Lazarus: Yeahhh.. The pancakes were burning -.-
Patchwork: Can I please have helps now?
Lazarus: Yeah -_- sorry I took so long.
Lazarus: *sits down next to Patchworks limbs*
Lazari: *also sits down next to her limbs*
Patchwork: *hops towards her right leg*
Patchwork: I think this right.
Patchwork: *hops over to her left leg*
Patchwork: Left.
Patchwork: My arms are in the right sides.
Patchwork: Torso is, well, yeah, and I have mah head.
Soon later, Patchwork is back together again..
Patchwork: *hugs Lazarus*
Patchwork: THANK YOU!!
Lazarus: your welcome 0-0
Lazarus: *hugs her back*
Toby: *looks out the door*
Toby: That is wholesome.
Lazari: Yep.
Patchwork: WAFFLE TIME!!
Patchwork: *runs inside*
Patchwork: *sits at the table*
Liu: *gets up and walks over to Jeffs door*
Liu: Hm.
Liu: JEFF!!!!!!!
Jeff: *from inside his room* AH! WHAT THE HELL?!
Jeff: *Opens his door*
Liu: *smiles*
Liu: Morning!
Jeff: Good Morning -_-
Liu: We're having breakfast, thought you'd be hungry.
Liu: And I missed you~
Jeff: *wraps his arm around Liu and points toward the dining room* TO BREAKFAST WE GO!
Liu: YEAH!!
They both walk to the dining room and sit down...
Patchwork: *already done* Can I please have more?
Lazarus: Wait until everyone else finishes so we can see if there's any left over. Lazarus: *Brings a mountain of pancakes to the table and puts them in the center*
Lazarus: *brings out maple syrup*
Lazarus: There we go -v-
Patchwork: Oki.
Eyeless Jack: *eating noisily*
Liu: *not eating and reads instead*
Liu: Jack...
Eyeless Jack: *mouthful* What?
Liu: You like your jaw intact right?
Eyeless Jack: Yeah?
Liu: Then eat like you have half decent manners.
Eyeless Jack: *ignores him*
Eyeless Jack: *continues eating noisily*
Liu: Mind: Don't cause a scene...don't cause a scene....don't cause a scene....
Jeff: Aren't you gonna eat, Liu?
Liu: Hm?
Liu: Oh, n-no I'm not hungry.
Jeff: C'monnn
Liu: No.
Jeff: Your missing out then -3-
Jeff: *starts eating*
Liu: Sully: At this point you're going to kill us both. You haven't eaten in four days!
Liu: Mind: Stop complaining.
Jeff: *Gets a piece of pancake on his fork and holds it up to Liu*
Jeff: Come onnn!
Liu: *shakes his head* Mm-mm!
Jeff: C'monnnn -3-
Liu: Uh-uh.
Jeff: Come onn Liu!
Liu: *sighs*
Liu: ...
Liu: Sully: I'm starving in here!
Liu: *smirks*
Liu: Nope.
Liu: Sully: I hate you.
Jeff: C'monnnn! I haven't seen you eat for a while!
Jeff: You've gotta be hungry -3-
Liu: Heh, I'm fine, trust me.
Liu: Sully: Suuuuuuurrrre.
Liu: Mind: Shut the fuck up asshole.
Patchwork: WOW! WATCH YOUR MOUTH!
Liu: *raises an eyebrow*
Liu: what?
Patchwork: Alright, nevermind -_-
Liu: Mind: Stay out of my mind.
Patchwork: Mind: Why?
Liu: Mind: Because, there are things you don't need to hear.
Patchwork: Like how you haven't eaten in four days!?
Liu: Sully: THANK YOU!!
Liu: ...
Liu: I am fine.
Jeff: No you're not.
Jeff: Just take a bite!
Liu: If I do that I am going to throw up. And I would rather NOT do that.
Jeff: ...
Liu: *picks his book up off the table*
Liu: *continues reading*
Eyeless Jack: What are you reading?
Liu: ...
Eyeless Jack: Helloooooo!
Eyeless Jack: *takes the book out of Liu's hands*
Liu: H-Hey!
Eyeless Jack: Um, what is "Yaoi Fanfictions"?
Liu: *his face tints red*
Liu: G-Give it back!
Eyeless Jack: "Anime, Yaoi, Lemon"?
Eyeless Jack: Why the fuck are you reading about lemons?
Lazarus: *Grabs the book from behind Jack and gives it back to Liu*
Liu:*voice cracks* Th-thank you!
Eyeless Jack: Ooooh pretty boy losing his cool over lemons?
Liu: *face gets redder* Sh-shut up!
Eyeless Jack: What is "Yaoi"?
Liu: NOTHING!
Jeff: Just leave him alone Jackass.
Eyeless Jack: I just want to know! I'm a very curious person~~
Eyeless Jack: Well, what is it, Liuy?
Liu: *face is full red*
Liu: D-don't call me that! A-and its just s-something I read!
Eyeless Jack: Right, what IS it exactly?
Jeff: It's not your damn business.
Eyeless Jack: Well it is now.
Eyeless Jack: And who asked you, asshole?
Eyeless Jack: *gets an idea*
Eyeless Jack: Are you reading porn Liu~~~
Liu: *his nose bleeds slightly*
Liu: *voice cracks* N-NO!!
Eyeless Jack: OOoooo! Now I know why you're so protective over that book! Because you're reading porn! You probably write it as well don't you~~
Jeff: *stands up abruptly* LEAVE HIM THE FUCK ALONE!
Eyeless Jack: Jesus, I wasn't talking to you!
Eyeless Jack: You don't always need to defend your boyfriend you know!?
Jeff: *clearly pissed off*
Eyeless Jack: He needs to learn to defend for himself!
Liu: *hugs his book tightly*
Liu: ...
Eyeless Jack: Not that will ever happen.
Eyeless Jack: He's so fucking gay he can't even use his words to defend himself!
Liu: Sully: ARE YOU FUCKING JUST GOING TO TAKE THAT!?
Liu: Mind: Don't make a scene...don't make a scene...DON'T. MAKE. A. SCENE.
Liu: ...
Eyeless Jack: Thought so!
Jeff: SAY ANOTHER FUCKING WORD AND I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS!
Eyeless Jack: OF COURSE YOU WOULD!
Eyeless Jack: WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO SAY FOR IT!?
Eyeless Jack: NOTHING!! BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING WEAK!!
Jeff: *Lunges at Jack*
Lazarus: *Grabs Jeff before he reaches Jack*
Lazari: That's enough. Both of you.
Eyeless Jack: *smirks at Jeff smuggly*
Liu: Mind: Don't make a scene...Don't-
Eyeless Jack: AYE SHITHEAD! ARE YOU TAKING A NAP OVER THERE!? OR ARE YOU THINKING OF YOUR NEXT PORN STORY!?
Liu: Mind: Thats it... I'm done!
Liu: *stands up calmly*
Eyeless Jack: *snickers to himself*
Lazarus: I am so close to just letting Jeff beat your ass -_-
Liu: Aye Jeff, I didn't know Randy had a child.
Jeff: *Struggles*
Jeff: LET ME GO!!!!
Liu: Another thing, I do not read porn. Also, your a hypocrite because I'm pretty sure ten minutes ago you were flirting with me which inclines you too are also gay. And being gay does not mean I'm weak, in which I am not. I just don't like causing a scene. And now you have riled Jeff up which, if Lazarus was not here, could have landed you in hell.
Liu: *smiles* Yunno?
Jeff: LAZARUS LET ME GO GOD DAMNIT!!!
Eyeless Jack: Getting cocky, huh?
Eyeless Jack: *gets up and walks towards Liu*
Liu: *backs away slightly*
Eyeless Jack: What's wrong, you scared?
Liu: Stay away from me.
Eyeless Jack: *continues to walk towards Liu*
Eyeless Jack: *takes out his scalpel*
Eyeless Jack: Lets see how much more ugly I can make your face!
Liu: I said stay away-
Eyeless Jack: *runs at Liu*
Liu: *moves out of the way*
Eyeless Jack: *quickly turns and aims his scalpel at Liu's left eye*
Liu: *grabs Jacks arm* Ggh!
Jeff: LAZARUS!!! LET ME GO!!!!
Eyeless Jack: *knees him in the stomach*
Liu: ACK-
Eyeless Jack: *punches him in the face*
Jeff: LET ME GO GOD DAMNIT!!!
Lazarus: *Lets him go*
Jeff: *Runs at Jack*
Eyeless Jack: *tries to stab Liu's neck*
Liu: *grabs Jacks arm*
Jeff: *Tackles Jack to the ground*
Jeff: *Starts punching Jack in the face repeatedly*
Jeff: YOU CAN HOLD ME BACK *Punch*
Jeff: YOU CAN HURT ME! *punch*
Jeff: YOU CAN FUCKING KILL ME! *punch*
Jeff: BUT DON'T TOUCH LIU!!! *Punches Jack in the face with all his strength*
Liu: *quickly stands up*
Liu: *wraps his arms around Jeffs torso and pulls him off Jack*
Liu: Jeff, you have to stop-
Jeff: *Pulls back towards Jack and punches him in the stomach with the rest of his energy*
Jeff: *breathing heavily*
Liu: *grabs Jeff again tightly*
Liu: No!
Liu: If you kill him, you will be breaking Proxy Law #1 and that punishment is death!
Liu: Do you want that!?
Jeff: N-no..
Liu: *hugs him tightly*
Liu: *crying* Y-you f-fucking idiot!
Jeff: *hugs him back*
Liu: I was t-trying not to be th-the reason for another f-fight!
Jeff: I-I'm sorry. B-But I wasn't ju-just going to sit there and let him talk shit to y-you!
Liu: W-WELL MAYBE I WAS!!
Liu: H-He's a jackass! He talks shit all the time!
Liu: AND ITS NOT LIKE HE WAS LYING!!
Jeff: *Hugs Liu tighter, startled*
Liu: Just because I'm y-younger than you d-does not mean y-you have to always protect m-me!
Jeff:...
Eyeless Jack: *just barely still alive*
Eyeless Jack: *smiles weakly*
Eyeless Jack: Weak-
Liu: *quickly takes the gun out of his pocket*
Liu: *shoots Jacks left knee*
Jeff: *startled by the gun shot*
Eyeless Jack: AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Liu: Its okay Jeff, he won't bother us anytime soon.
Eyeless Jack: *blacks out from pain*
Patchwork: *sitting there slightly disturbed*
Rosso:*weakly walks out of his room* What the fuck just happened?!
Calisc: *slams the door open*
Calisc: OI OI OI!! WHAT IS GOING ON!?
Calisc: *sees Jack all bloody on the floor*
Calisc: Oh.
Calisc: *closes the door*
Patchwork: *her eyes are starting to well with tears*
Patchwork: U-Um.
Rosso: *sees the threads around Jack fading*
Rosso: YOU KNOW HE'S DYING RIGHT?!
Mr. Nobody: *behind Rosso* Someone is dying, hm?
Rosso: *Startled* WHAT THE HELL MAN?!
Mr. Nobody: *walks over to Jack*
Mr. Nobody: *see's the bullet in his knee*
Mr. Nobody: *takes out a long pair of tweezers*
Mr. Nobody: *quickly and carefully removes the bullet*
Mr. Nobody: *takes out a knife and a small blow torch*
Mr. Nobody: *blow torches the blade and scorches the bullet hole*
Mr. Nobody: And a few broken ribs-
Mr. Nobody: *sees his face is heavily smashed in*
Mr. Nobody: *slightly annoyed*
Mr. Nobody: *places his hand on Jacks face*
There are a few cracking noises...
Mr. Nobody: *takes bandages out and wraps it around the bullet hole on his knee once it cools off*
Mr. Nobody: *carefully picks him up*
Mr. Nobody: Well, I must say whoever did this has a mass amount of strength-
Mr. Nobody: Wasted on a dumbass.
Mr. Nobody: Jack's face will always be slightly dented for the rest of his life. He also has a vast amount of damage to his ribs which will take at least a month and a half to heal and until then needs rest and should be able to walk in three weeks time. The bullet did not fracture his knee so there was no critical damage to his knee cap or the bone beyond it.
Jeff:...
Liu: *lets go of Jeff*
Liu: I will take him to his room
Mr. Nobody: Thank you Liu.
Liu: *gingerly takes Jack into his arms and walked down the hall to his room*
Patchwork: U-Uh...
Mr. Nobody: *see's Patchwork*
Mr. Nobody: *walks over to Patchwork*
Patchwork: *slightly winces*
Mr. Nobody: Well you're new.
Patchwork: H-huh?
Mr. Nobody: Don't be afraid, child. He will live.
Patchwork: H-How did y-you-
Mr. Nobody: *whispers* I can save people. That's all there is to it.
Patchwork: Are you magic?
Mr. Nobody: *chuckles* No, no I am not, but I am very good at what I do.
Patchwork: O-Oh.
Mr. Nobody: As long as I'm around, I won't let anyone here die, even though I may seem like a stranger, I owe a great deal to this alliance of individuals.
Patchwork: Why?
Mr. Nobody: Lets just say I have a debt to repay.
Mr. Nobody: Anyway, I must leave now that my services are no longer needed.
Lazari: Thank you.
Mr. Nobody: You are quite welcome, Lazari.
Mr. Nobody: Au revoir!
He's gone in an instant...
Jeff: *stands up and walks to his room*
Jeff: *Looks down at his hands and notices there bleeding really badly.*
Jeff: God damnit....
Liu: *standing in the doorway*
Jeff: *turns around*
Jeff: *startled by Liu and quickly puts his hands in his pockets*
Liu: *walks over to Jeff very closely*
Jeff:.....
Liu: Show me your hands. Now.
Jeff: *looks down at the ground*....
Liu: Jeff. Hands. Now.
Jeff: *shakes his head no*
Liu: ...
Liu: Then please tell me...
Liu: What are you thinking about?
Jeff:.....
Jeff: *a tear rolls down his face*
Liu: *sighs*
Liu: *closes the door*
Liu: *walks back over to Jeff and wipes the tear away*
Liu: Do you want to be left alone?
Jeff: *hugs Liu* n-no..
Liu: What do you want me to do?
Jeff: I-I don't know.. J-Just d-don't go....
Liu: I will stay as long as you want me to.
Liu: *hugs Jeff back*
Liu: I'm sorry I keep causing things that affect you and others around me negatively.
Jeff: *shakes his head*
Liu: The fight last night was because I was over protective of you and the fight this morning was because you were protecting me.
Liu: Its always my fault.
Jeff: N-no... Don't say t-that...
Liu: Ok, I won't.
Liu: ...
Liu: I-I have a question...
Jeff: Hm..?
Liu: *his face gets slightly red*
Liu: U-Um...
Liu: *sighs*
Liu: Jeff, do you love me?
Jeff: *Face gets red*
Jeff: Yes..
Liu: *smiles*
Liu: I-I just wanted to know that someone did...
Jeff: *Hugs Liu tight*
Blood soaks through Jeff's sleeves...
Liu: *grabs Jeffs arms*
Jeff:.....
Liu: *looks at Jeffs arms*
Liu: You can't hide it from me forever.
Jeff:.....
Liu: *pushes Jeffs sleeves back*
Liu: That asshole sure had a thick skull.
Liu: Hang on, I'll go get bandages for your arms and hands.
Jeff: O-okay...
Jeff: *looks at the ground and trembles*
Liu: *comes back in with bandages*
Liu: Hold out your arm.
Jeff: *hesitantly holds out his arms*
Liu: *starts to wrap Jeffs arms in bandages*
Jeff: *slightly winces*
Liu: Shhh, its okay, I promise it will be over soon...
Liu: *finishes his left arm*
Liu: *starts bandaging Jeffs right arm*
Liu: *finishes*
Liu: There.
Jeff: T-Thank you..
Liu: *kisses Jeffs forehead*
Liu: Of course my love.
Jeff: *face gets red*
Liu: If thats what makes you red I can't imagine if I did anything...worse...
Liu: You know?~~
Jeff: *face gets a bit more red*
Liu: *grabs Jeffs waist*
Liu: What's wrong? Am I making you uncomfortable, brother?
Jeff: *looks up at Liu*
Jeff's face is even more red than before...
Liu: *pulls him in closer*
Liu: You look adorable~
Jeff: E-eh?
Liu: You heard me~
Liu: *whispers in Jeffs ear* Or do I have to say it again~
Jeff: *Face gets extremely red*
Liu: *slides his hands under Jeffs hoodie*
Jeff: Wh-What are you doing..?
Liu: *stops*
Liu: *his face gets really red*
Liu: I-I'm so sorry I should have asked first.
Jeff: *Mumbles: It's f-fine...
Liu: *lets go of Jeff and stands back slightly*
Liu: Its not.
Liu: Um, I-I can leave now. I-If you want me to.
Jeff: *Hugs Liu* Don't go please...
Liu: But Jeff I-
Liu: I took advantage of you...
Jeff: ...
Liu: ...
Liu: *puts his hands in his pockets*
Liu: But I won't leave you. Not this time. I'm staying right here.
Offender: *opens the door*
Offender: AYE WHATS-
Offender: Um, y'all fuckin?
Liu: *enraged*
Liu: GET OUT!!!!
Offender: *quickly closes the door*
Liu: Sully: What the fuck?
Liu: *hugs Jeff posessively*
Liu: Hmph!
Jeff: *Blushes slightly and hugs him back*
Liu: So, um, what do you want to do?
Jeff: I-I don't know..
Liu: Sully: Well thats a shame when all you really wanna do is fuck, huh Liu?
Liu: Mind: SHUT UP!!!
Liu: *face gets redder* Yeah I don't have any ideas either.
Liu: Mind: God dammit he's so close.
Liu: Sully: LIIIUUU~~
Liu: Mind: What!?
Liu: Sully: Are you hornyyyy~~
Liu: *face gets even redder*
Liu: Mind: N-NO YOU DICKHEAD!!
Liu: Sully: You only call people that when you have dicks on your mind~~
Liu: Mind: SHUT UP!!!!!!!
Liu: *puts his hands back in his pockets*
Liu: Sully: OOooooooo!!!
Liu: *his face is red*
Liu: Mind: Stop it!
Jeff: *looks up at Liu*
Jeff: *Notices his face is red*
Liu: *looks at Jeff and smiles nervously*
Jeff: W-Why is your face red Liu?~
Liu: U-Uhm, n-no reason!
Liu: Sully: SURRRRRRE.
Liu: Sully: LIU IS HORNY!! LIU IS HORNY!! LIU IS HORNY!!!!
Liu: *his face (if possible) gets even REDDER*
Liu: U-Uh...
Liu: Sully: LIU IS HORNY!! LIU IS HORNY!!
Liu: Mind: SULLY I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT WITH YOU DOING THAT!!!
Liu: Mind: I would sure hope not! YOUR GAY!! LIU IS HORNY LIU IS HORNY!!!!
Liu: Mind: SHUT UP!!!
Jeff: *steps towards Liu and looks up at him*
Jeff: What are you thinking about?
Liu: U-Um n-nothing!
Liu: Sully: LIU IS HORNY LIU IS HORNY LIU IS HORNY!!
Liu: Mind: I am going to DIIIEEE!!!!
Liu: Sully: LIU IS HORNY!!
Liu: *nervously* N-Nothing at all!
Jeff: Are you sure?
Liu: *nervously* Y-Yep!
Liu: Sully: LIU IS HORNY LIU IS HORNY LIU IS HORNY!!!!
Liu: *mumbles* God dammit Sully.
Jeff: Hm?
Liu: N-Nothing!
Liu: Sully: LIU IS HORNYYYYYYYY!!!!
Liu: *his face keeps getting redder (IF POSSIBLE)*
Jeff: *gets in his face*
Jeff: Your face is red~
Liu: N-No! Nope No its is not!
Liu: *nervously* I don't know what your talking abooouuut!
Liu: Sully: Liu, you're so horny that I can feel it.
Liu: Mind: SHUT UP YOUR MAKING IT WORSE!!
Liu: Sully: Nope, Jeff is making it worse.
Liu: *backs away from Jeff slightly*
Jeff: Am I making you uncomfortable?
Liu: N-No! W-Why would y-you be making m-me uncomfortable?
Liu: *nervously laughs*
Liu: Sully: Oh my god Liu. STAHP BEING HORNY!!
Liu: Mind: Its not really something I can control dipshit!
Jeff: *Steps closer to Liu*
Liu: *backs away more*
Liu :*nervously* U-Um, heh, n-nothings wrong with me, I-I'm good! Beautiful day! How about you?
Jeff: *Steps forward towards Liu more*
Liu: *backs against the wall*
Liu: Mind: Shit!
Liu: Sully: YOU'RE SCREWED NOW PRETTY BOY!!!
Liu: Mind: If you were a physical person I would flip you off right now.
Liu: U-Uh-Jeff?
Jeff: Yes?
Liu: What are you d-doingggg?
Liu: Sully: *sing song* There was a horny dipshit and Liu was his namo D-I-P-S-H-I-T D-I-P-S-H-I-T D-I-P-S-H-I-T and Liu was his namo!!
Liu: Mind: SHUT UP!!
Jeff: You look a little mad..
Liu: N-Nope! I am perfectly f-fine!
Jeff: *gets in his face again*
Jeff: Are you sure?
Liu: *his face starts getting really red again*
Liu: MM-HM!
Liu: Sully: I can't watch this anymore.
Liu: Mind: Just shut up!
Liu: *smiles nervously*
Jeff: *Gets out of Liu's face*
Liu: *sighs quietly with relief*
Liu: Sully: Wait thats it!?
Liu: Mind: Yes. Now shut up!
Jeff: *looks up at Liu*
Liu: *the red slowly fades from his face*
Liu: U-Um, so, what was that about?
Jeff: ...
Liu: Sully: You need to calm down! I CAN LITERALLY FEEL HOW HORNY YOU ARE!!
Liu: Mind: Once again, CAN'T CONTROL THAT, DIPSHIT!!!!
Liu: Well, we have to either do something in here or go out there. And I don't really want to face anyone right now. Not after we almost killed-
Liu:...
Jeff: We don't have to go out there, But I don't know what we're gonna do in here.
Liu: *sits on the floor against the wall*
Liu: Oh my god!
Liu: Sully: You fucking disapointment!
Liu: Mind: Like I said I can't control it!!!
Jeff: *Sits down next to him*
Liu: *hugs his knees to his chest*
Liu: Mind: Fucking hell!
Liu: Sully: Um, what are going to do about it?
Liu: Mind: I can't do anything dumbass.
Liu: *his face starts to get red again*
Liu: *looks at Jeff and smiles awkwardly*
Liu: So, uh, how are you?
Jeff: *looks over at Liu* I'm fine. How are you?
Liu: *forcefully* Greeeaaat.
Liu: I am great.
Jeff: ...
Liu: Sully: I'm gonna do it.
Liu: Mind: Do what!? SULLY!? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO!?
Liu: Sully: This is another chance for me to-
Liu: Mind: NO!!
Liu: *blocks his mind off*
Liu: Sully: DAMMIT!!
Liu: AH!
Jeff: Are you alright?!
Liu: *covers his left eye*
Liu: N-No! No I am not!
Jeff: mind: What can I do to help him..?
Liu: Sully: LET ME IN!!
Liu: NO!!
Jeff: C-Calm down.. What's happening???
Liu: I-I can't! He's trying to take over!
Jeff: ...
Liu: Sully: YOU'RE ALWAYS IN THE WAY!!
Liu: SHUT UP!!!
Liu: Mind: SHUT UP!!
Liu: Sully: ...
Liu: *slowly moves his hand away from his left eye*
Liu: J-Jeff!?
Jeff: Y-Yes..?
Liu: I-I can't see...
Liu: *starts panicking* I can't see you!!
Jeff: *Hugs him* I-I'm right h-here..
Liu: *calms down*
Liu: *opens his right eye*
Liu: S-Somethings wrong...
Jeff: *slightly pulls away and looks at him*
Jeff: W-what?
Liu's left eye is pitch black while his right is a faded green...
Liu: What do I l-look like?
Jeff: Your left eye is all black.. And your left is faded green..
Liu: ...
Liu: I-I don't understand...
Liu: I WAS SO CAREFUL!!
Liu: *starts sobbing*
Jeff: *hugs him tightly* It's okay.. Everything will be okay..
Liu: No! Nothing will be okay! Th-this is all my fault!!
Liu: JUST BECAUSE OF MY LITTLE MISTAKE I HAVE ENDANGERED YOUR SAFETY AND EVERYONE AROUND ME!
Jeff: C-Calm down... E-everything will b-be okay..
Liu: *remembers something*
Liu: *calms down a little*
Liu: I-I think I remember how to stop this...
Jeff:....
Liu: S-so I th-think what has happened is that Sully is s-starting to actually take over my body. Hence the black eye. But as long as I don't show any emotion r-related to him such as anger, annoyance, mean remarks, or anything related to th-that the damage should recede.
Liu: But because this is happening, we will no longer be able to share a body.
Liu: Its me or Sully.
Liu: If I stop the damage, permanently, he will disappear and everything he is will merge back into my first personality, Liu. But if I don't stop it the damage will spread and Sully will take over me permanently meaning...
Liu: I will be gone forever and Sully will take my place.
Jeff: *hugs him tighter*
Liu: *hugs him back*
Liu: I won't ever let that happen. I'm not going to leave you.
Jeff: *tears roll down his face*
Liu: Don't cry brother, it will be okay.
Liu: I promise.
Patchwork: GUYS COME QUICK!!
Patchwork: *bangs on their door*
Liu: I guess we have to see whats going on.
Jeff: *let's go*....
Jeff: *stands up and holds out his hand to help Liu up*
Liu: *grabs Jeffs hand and stands up*
They both walk out of the room...
Patchwork: LAZARUS!!!! COME HERE!! PLEASE!!
Liu: Patchwork whats wrong?
Patchwork: *on the verge of tears*
Patchwork: ROSSO!!!
Lazarus: *walks over* What's happening?
Rosso: *peeps his head out of his room* Eh..?
Patchwork: *starts to cry* Th-Theres something outside!!!
Liu: *looks out the window* All I see is rain.
Lazarus: *crouches down and hugs Patchwork* Everything will be alright.
Lazari: *from the living room window* There's nothing out here...
Patchwork: *sobs* Th-there was a l-loud sound s-so I wanted to see w-what it was a-and I saw a v-very tall th-thing walking in the woods!
Lazarus: *stands up* I'll go check it out.
Lazari: Then I'm coming too.
Calisc: *walks into the living room*
Calisc: Does anybody wanna go on a walk?
Liu: I'm staying here.
Calisc: Wait what's happening?
Patchwork: Th-theres a monster outside!!!
Calisc: Wait what?
Calisc: Lane!!!
Lane: *from his room*
Lane: *muffled: Ehh?
Calisc: Nevermind.
Calisc: *getts an itching feeling*
Calisc: *turns around*
Calisc: AH!!!
Calisc: Oh MOTHERFUCKER!!
Calisc: *walks over to the window and opens the blinds...*
KageKao: *In Japanese* Can I come in?
Calisc: Wha?
Calisc: *opens the window*
KageKao: *falls onto the kitchen floor soaking wet*
KageKao: *In Japanese* Thank you.
Calisc: Lane or Jamie! I need a translator!!
Jamie: *walking downstairs* Eh?
Lane: *from his room* I don't wanna get upppp >:T
Calisc: Ok fine.
Calisc: Jamie! Can you please help me with this?
Jamie: sure. *walks over*
KageKao: *In Japanese* I'm sorry for the intrusion but there is something out there. Almost killed me.
Jamie: "I'm sorry for the intrusion but there is something out there. Almost killed me."
Calisc: What did it look like?
KageKao: *In Japanese* I couldn't get a good look at it. But I do know it had enormous claws.
Jamie: "I couldn't get a good look at it. But I do know it had enormous claws."
Calisc: How do you know?
KageKao: *turns around*
There are four scratch lines covering his entire back...
Calisc: *her eyes widen*
Calisc: *remembers what Patchwork had said*
Calisc: What did you hear before you were attacked? Was there a loud noise?
KageKao: *In Japanese* Actually, yes there was. If I can recall correctly, it was a loud siren noise. I went closer to it and heard a loud computer error like sound and I was attacked.
Jamie: "Actually, yes there was. If I can recall correctly, it was a loud siren noise. I went closer to it and heard a loud computer error like sound and I was attacked."
Calisc: This is nothing like we've ever dealt with before.
Lazari: What is it?
Calisc: I don't know.
Calisc: But all I I do know is its taller than the trees, makes loud electronic/siren-like noises, and scares the SHIT out of little children.
Patchwork: *looks out the window*
Patchwork: AAH!!! ITS BACK!!
Calisc: *rushes into the living room*
Calisc: *looks out the window*
Calisc: Oh. My. God.
There is a moving black shape just barely visible over the tree tops...
A loud siren can be heard throughout the forest...
Patchwork: *starts crying loudly* IT'S COMING!! WE'RE GOING TO DIE!!
Rosso: *walks over to patchwork and hugs her*
Patchwork: *hugs Rosso tightly while still crying*
Rosso: No one is dying.
The loud siren stops and the black shape disappears...
Liu: What the fuck was that!?
Calisc: I...don't know...
Patchwork: Its coming for us!!!!
Rosso: Calm down..
Patchwork: I c-can't calm down when theres a scary monster outside!!
Calisc: We need to find out what this thing is and what it wants before it hurts or kills anyone.
Lazari + Lazarus: *nods*
Scorpious: *walks downstairs*
Patchwork: Its going to come for us!!
Scorpious: What is?
Patchwork: THE MONSTER IS GOING TO KILL US!!
Calisc: Theres something outside.
Scorpious: I can go check it out.
Calisc: I-I don't condone that.
Scorpious: *walks outside*
Lane: *walks out of his room with his mask*
Lane: Why didn't he ask you Lazari?
Lazari: He may or may not be mad at me for eating the last body in the freezer -_-
Lane: Oh. *puts his mask on*
Lazarus: *walks outside, following Scorpious*
Lazari: *sighs* We'll be right back. Calisc and Jamie, You both are in charge for the moment.
Lazari: *Follows Lazarus outside*
Calisc: But I want to-
Calisc: *sighs* Come.
Calisc: Oh well.
Liu: Hmmm. I think I have a theory on what this might be.
Rosso And.. What's that.?
Liu: I've done a little bit of research on different "mythical" creatures.
Calisc: Seriously Liu?
Liu: Oh no, I'm not talking about unicorns and fairies. I'm talking about the darker side of fairytales and mythical creatures.
Liu: *goes into his room to get a book*
Liu: *walks back out*
Liu: So-
Calisc: Nerd.
Liu: What?
Calisc: Why can't you just look this type of stuff up on the internet?
Liu: Because I like books. Got a problem?
The black from his eye expands slightly onto his face...
Liu: Anyway, there is one creature in here that fits the description we were able to scrape up.
Liu: *flips to a certain page*
Liu: The "Siren Head".
Liu: "It is 40ft tall and has a mangled body of flesh. It is very lanky and has claws 6ft wide and 9ft long. Often when hungry it will use a siren to lure people in, when threatened it lets off a loud grinding sound you would often hear from a computer when coming across an error."
Wander: *from the kitchen* It's also known as "Master of manipulation"
Wander: *walks into the living room*
Wander: It has the ability to mimic people's voices.
Wander: Some say, It doesn't have a brain, Though it is quite intelligent.
Wander: Siren Head gives off the sound of multiple things like its victims screams, static, human conversation, and a typically siren noise.
Wander: It's arms are said to be the same length as the rest of his body.
Wander: They can stay motionless for days.
Wander: It's preferred meal is humans.
Wander: Siren Head moves locations if there are no humans in the area.
Wander: And apparently The closer you are to the creature, The faster your heart will beat. If he gets right behind you, You'll probably have a heart attack.
Lane: Annnnnddddd How do you know all this?
Wander: Because I enjoy doing research about the creatures and people around us -_-
Liu: Hey same!
Calisc: You guys are neeerrrds.
Liu: That just means we're smart!
Liu: Without us nerds you all would DIE! No offense.
Calisc: Pft, non taken.
Calisc: I. Am. RETARDDD!!!
Liu: Yeah ok.
Liu: Anyway, I can't think of any other monster this could be besides the giant Robot from Gravity Falls.
Calisc: What the fuck is Gravity Falls?
Liu: I used to watch it as a kid.
Lane: You dunno what gravity falls is? >:0
Calisc: No, I didn't watch TV as a kid.
Calisc: I played Overwatch and Outlast.
Lane: The only game I could play as a kid was Q*bert. Otherwise I was at the library or watching Tv
Wander: Pac-man was the only game available in my old village.
Mr. Nobody: *sitting on one of the ceiling beams*
Mr. Nobody: Ducktales. That was the ONLY thing I played as a kid.
Wander: *looks up* What's "ducktales"?
Mr. Nobody: What year were you born in again?
Wander:...1970....
Mr. Nobody: 1977.
Mr. Nobody: And you've never heard of Ducktales?
Wander: Nope. Like most village's around the one I grew up in, There was a lot of poverty.
Mr. Nobody: Oh-
There is a loud siren outside more further away...
Liu: I'm about sick of listening to that fucking-
Liu: *sighs* How long has it been since they left?
Calisc: Can't tell time,
KageKao: *In Japanese* Only two people can understand me.
Patchwork: I'm like, nine.
Lane: They've been gone for at least 10 minutes.
Liu: Oh.
Liu: *looks outside*
There is a loud scream coming from the forest...
Liu: Mind: What the hell!?
Patchwork: AAAH!!! ITS COMING!!
Mr. Nobody: What the FUCK!?
Mr. Nobody: What was that!?
Liu: I-I don't know where it is.
Calisc: Its out there somewhere, I'm sure.
Mr. Nobody: Wait, wait, are you guys talking about the thing I was almost mauled by?
KageKao: *In Japanese* How would we know? You tell us.
Jamie: "How would we know? You tell us."
Mr. Nobody: I couldn't necessarily see it.
Mr. Nobody: I can't leave even if I wanted to. The storm is bad and having that thing out there doesn't make it any better.
KageKao: *In Japanese* Are we just going to cower!?
Jamie: "are we just going to cower!?"
Calisc: Well, we basically sent out our most powerful, uh, demons, proxies? I don't fucking know shit!
Calisc: The point is, non of us stand a chance!
Calisc: Jeff is strong and fast and shit but this thing is huge! I obviously can't do it because I'm retarded Wander is, well, you have a baseball bat for a weapon, what are you gonna do? Bust it in the knees?
Calisc: Patchwork and Rosso are kids and Patchwork is terrified of that thing. Liu is basically nothing without Sully-
Liu: Untrue!
Calisc: I have yet to see you fight without his help.
Liu: He's not the only thing I'm good for you know!?
The black around his eye expands a little bit more...
Calisc: Sure.
Calisc: Anyway, you get the point.
Liu: We don't gain anything by sitting on our asses!
Mr. Nobody: We also don't gain anything by killing ourselves.
Liu: The rest of you may not...
Mr. Nobody: Thats enough-
A loud siren rattles through the house closer than before...
Patchwork: AAAAAAAAAAH!!!! ITS COMING!! NO!!! NO!!!
Rosso: *Hugs Patchwork tightly*
Patchwork: ROSSO ITS COMING!!!
Mr. Nobody: No, it is nowhere near here
Patchwork: W-what!?
Mr. Nobody: It uses sound manipulation, remember?
Liu: It does that to panic its prey so you run away from it, but really you are running right into its trap.
Liu: Or signaling it, by striking panic and fear into its victims making them scream.
Patchwork: W-wait, so I've been leading it right to us?!
Mr. Nobody: Not yet.
Wander: remember, When it's nearby your heart tends to beat faster than normal.
Patchwork: Um, I-I feel fine. So its not close?
Wander: Maybe.
Patchwork: M-Maybe!?
Mr. Nobody: I take it you like scaring little kids?
Wander: Yep.
Mr. Nobody: We both know its nowhere near here.
Liu: Oh really?
Liu: *points out the window at a dark shape over the trees*
Mr. Nobody: As in not close enough to hurt us.
Liu: Sure.
Liu: Its still out there!
Wander: It can be motionless for days.
Liu: And who knows how long it's been in midrealm! Who knows if its doing this on command or on its own will to survive?
There is loud banging from the back door..
Patchwork: AAA-
Patchwork: *covers her mouth while tears start streaming down her face again*
Liu: Wait, it could be Lazarus, Lazari, and Scorpious.
Calisc: Or it could be that thing!
Liu: I think we would know.
???: *in a deep voice* I'm not that asshole Lazarus, Lazari, Or Scorpious!
???: Now I suggest you let me in before the 3 do come back!
Liu: *runs to the back door*
Liu: Sully: Your willing to trust someone you haven't even seen let alone know!?
Liu: Mind: I'm an idiot.
Liu: *opens the door*
???: Can I come in?!
Liu: God dammit!
Liu: Fine.
Calisc: What the hell-
Liu: *glares at her signaling Calisc to shut the fuck up*
???: Walks in* Thank you.
Lane: *sees the figure*
Lane: *mumbles: Shit.
Lane: *mind transfer to Calisc: I'm going to my room...
Lane: *Quickly goes to his room before the figure is able to see him*
Calisc: Mind: Hmm, somethings up.
Calisc: *mind transfer to Liu* Somethings up with Lane. I think it has something to do with this sketchy ass guy.
Liu: Sully: Aye Liu, Calisc said something about this guy being sketchy or something.
Liu: *ignores Sully*
Liu: You are welcome.
Mr. Nobody: *walks in* Who's this?
Liu: I don't know.
Liu: *ahem* Who are you and why did you come here?
???: My name is Damien.
Damien: I came here because this was the only house for miles. The next village is about 3 miles away and with Siren Head out there I didn't want it to think I was a threat.
Liu: It thinks everyone as a threat.
Damien: I meant enough of a threat for it to exterminate me.
Liu: Right.
Liu: Another thing.
Liu: What place do you have to call Lazarus and the other two assholes!?
Damien:....
Damien: That's none of your concern.
Liu: Then you can't walk into our home and insult our family!
The black around his eye expands up to his brow bone...
Liu: You may be a stranger but I won't stand for it.
Damien: *Sighs*
Damien: Let's just say I don't have a good past with the Swann family.
Calisc: Mind: Oh so thats why.
Liu: What will you do when they return?
Damien: Explain to them the truth.
Liu: Fine.
Liu: Unless you want to stand there until this blows over you can follow me.
Calisc: *whispers* Why the hell should we trust him?
Liu: *whispers* Do you think I want to? Theres not much we can do right now until the three get back.
Calisc: *whispers* Its just, Lane seemed really jumpy and that alone gives me a bad vibe about this guy.
Liu: *whispers* Just leave it, I'm sure this will all be resolved when Lazarus and the others get back.
Liu: *looks back at Damien* Follow me.
Liu: *walks into the living room*
Damien: *follows*
Patchwork: *still crying*
Toby: *sitting on Maskys shoulders*
Mr. Nobody: *hanging from the ceiling banister again*
Liu: Alright everyone!
Liu: This is...
Liu: Damien.
Liu: He will only be staying here until the threat is blown over.
Patchwork: Its going to come for us...we're all going to die...its coming...
Liu: *sighs*
Mr. Nobody: *glares slightly at Damien*
Liu: Now, we will not disrespect him or harm him...
Liu: *mind transfer to everyone* But in no way shape or form are we to trust him and don't ever let your guard down.
Patchwork: *remembers something*
Patchwork: Hm, what a-about th-that man w-with the big horns and red eyes?
Ben: Are you talking about the guy who looks like Ganon?
Patchwork: Yeah the weird haircut.
Damien: *mumbles: Zalgo.
Patchwork: Yeah, that man.
Ben: Dunno, he fucking hates us. And we don't like him.
Patchwork: Why?
Ben: Hm lets see, he abandoned Lazari, he tried to kill Liu, he almost killed Calisc, he's an asshole. Shall I go on?
Patchwork: No I'm good.
Damien: Yes, Zalgo is an asshole. The only reason why he hasn't attacked yet is because he slightly still cares about Lazari.
Calisc: Bullshi-
There is a desperate knock on the front door...
Calisc: I'm getting it this time.
Liu: The three are probably back.
Calisc: *opens the front door*
Calisc: *immediately shuts it*
Calisc: FUCK. NO!!!
Liu: Who was-
Calisc: DON'T ASK!!
Liu: *runs to the front door*
Liu: *opens it*
Liu: Egh, really?
Wane: Hey asshole.
Nina: *angry noises*
Liu: If I don't let you in, you're going to keep knocking on the door right?
Wane: Yep.
Liu: *annoyed* Come in.
Wane: Thanks I guess.
Wane: Nice eye by the way.
Liu: Yeah yeah.
Jeff: *sees Nina* Hell. NO *goes into his room*
Nina: JEFFY!?
Wane: *walks in*
Liu: *stops Nina before she enters*
Liu: *smiles broadly*
Liu: When you enter this house, your hands stay off my brother or I will cut them off and shove them down your throat. Am I perfectly clear on the fact that I will not HESITATE to kill you at any given moment if you are to touch him?
Nina: You can't make me.
Liu: Trust me.
Liu: I CAN.
Nina: Ugh, fine.
Nina: *walks past him*
Liu: *closes the door*
Nina: *walks into the living room and immediately starts looking for Jeff*
Nina: *walks around the living room*
Nina: *mumbles: Where are you Jeffy?
Wane: Nina, get over here.
Ben: THE THOT SQUAD HAS ARRIVED!!
Wane: Shut the fuck up!!
Ben: No.
Damien: I mean, You didn't deny it.
Wane: *glares at Damien*
Damien: *Glares back, mimicking her*
Wane: And who the fuck are YOU supposed to be? Another dipshit who joined this pack of losers?
Damien: No.
Damien: I wouldn't call them losers.
Damien: I'm only here because of the Siren Head outside. Theres no way I would be able to get by that thing without it noticing.
Wane: Heh, it already killed Ronwin, Valerie, and my sister. Nina and I got out alive. Had to run pretty fast though. That thing is fucking terrifying.
Liu: Did you actually see it?
Wane: Why does it matter to you?
Wander: Well, That thing is probably the fastest thing in the forest.
Wander: If there was a person in the forest who could run as fast as everyone in the forest combined, They still wouldn't be able to out run it.
Wander: The thing may not have a brain, but it's very intelligent.
Wane: How can something be intelligent if it has nothing to STORE intelegence in!?
Liu: That's the thing. We. dont. KNOW!!
Wane: It didn't look like it had a brain.
Liu: Then what did it look like!?
Wane: Like I'd tell you.
Liu: Why are you being such an asshole!?
Damien: Because that's how half the people in this damn forest are.
Wane: Honestly he's not wrong.
Wane: AND MAYBE I WOULDN'T BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE IF YOU DICKHEADS HADN'T CAST ME OUT!!
Liu: Ok! You ate Hoodie! You blew me up! You almost killed Lane!
You tried to kill Lazari! AND BETRAYED HER TRUST!
Liu: THAT'S JUST WHAT HAPPENS!!!
Wane: I DIDN'T BLOW YOU UP! MY SISTER DID!
Liu: YOU TOLD HER TO DUMBASS!!!
The black around his eye expands more...
Damien: *mind transfer to Liu: I suggest you calm the fuck down so the asshole inside you stops spreading.
Liu: Mind: Stay out of it. You don't understand.
Wane: Whatever. It's not like I care.
Damien: Care too little everyone hates you, Care too much you get hurt.
Wane: Trust me buddy, everybody hates me. I have nothing left to lose.
Damien: I can tell why.
Wane: People hate other people for actions they don't agree with. Even if the person can't control it.
Wane: Sully has taken way more lives than WINE has! And yet! I'M THE ONE WHO IS THROWN AWAY!!
Liu: TRUST ME!! I ONLY WISH THATS HOW I WAS TREATED!
Wane: OH SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GAY PUSSY!!
Lane: *in his bedroom doorway* THAT'S ENOUGH OF YOU TWO ASSHOLES!
Wane: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU'RE PART OF THIS SITUATION!!
Liu: *runs out of the room*
Calisc: Liu wai-
The back door slams...
Calisc: LIU STOP!!!
Calisc: *runs after him*
Calisc: FUCK!!
Jeff: *also runs after him* LIU!!!
Wane: *snickers to herself*
Wane: He's such a drama queen!
Damien: I can see why a lot of people here hate you.
Wane: He's going to get himself killed.
Wane: He can't defend himself without Sully's help and even as kids Jeff and I had to defend him.
Wane: He's weak.
Damien: Maybe, But your weaker.
On the roof...
Liu: *crying*
Liu: Sully: Jesus christ! All you do is cry all the time! If someone gave me a penny for how many times you cried I'd be on a fucking yacht!
Liu: Its all I'm good for, isn't it?
Liu: Crying.
Liu: Just to make people feel bad for me.
Liu: I don't deserve it.
Liu: Sully: Your right, you don't...
Jeff: *from the ground* LIUUU!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!
Liu: *silently crying*
Liu: I promised everything would be okay. That I wouldn't let you take over. Liu: But I'm failing as always.
Liu: I never keep my promises.
Liu: Sully: Wouldn't you say, letting me take control is the same as you killing yourself? That's what you've always wanted right?
Liu: ...
Liu: Sully: This is your chance. Nobody is stopping you!
Liu: ...
Liu: You're right.
Jeff: LIU!!!!
The black from Liu's eye starts to expand rapidly across his face...
Damien: *mind transfer to Liu: Before you give up, Think of the reason why you've held on so long.
Liu: Why? Why have I held on?
The black continues to expand...
Damien: *mind transfer to Liu: You've held on to make the person you love happy. Imagine all the shit Jeff would go through if you gave up.
Liu: Jeff...
The black stops right before it touches his faded green eye...
Liu: I promised...
Liu: I promised I wouldn't give up...
Liu: Sully: But giving up is so much easier than enduring useless pain.
Damien: Mind transfer to Liu: Well Liu, are you gonna break your promise or give into the asshole in your head and let him have his way?
Liu: I have ignored him...
Liu: I have hurt him..
Liu: I have broken every other promise I have ever made to him..
Liu: But I will not let his trust down...
Liu: Not again...
The black begins to recedes back to his eye...
Damien: Good choice.
Liu: Sully: You really think you can over power me!? I am YOU!! You will NEVER win!
Liu: Watch me.
The black fully recedes back to his eye...
Liu: *stands up*
There is a distant siren...
Liu: *feels his heart rate going up*
Liu: Shit.
Liu: *quietly jumps off the roof*
Liu: *whispers* Where is he?
Jeff: *walks around the corner*
Jeff: *Whispers: Liu!!
Liu: *turns his head to look at Jeff*
Liu: *smiles*
Liu: *his heart starts pounding*
Liu: *grabs the center of his shirt*
Liu: Agh!
Liu: *whispers* J-Jeff! We have to get inside!
Jeff: *runs over to Liu*
Jeff: *Whispers: Let's go then!
They both quickly run back inside...
Liu: *once he's inside*
Liu: *hugs Jeff tightly*
Jeff: *Hugs him back*
Lane: Wait.. Where's Calisc?!
Liu: *his heart pounds harder*
Liu: G-Guys? D-Do you f-feel that?
Damien: Mhmh.
Wander: Y-Yep.
Lane: *Whispers: Where's Calisc?! Is she still outside..?
Caliscs screams ring out from outside...
LANE HELP ME...
Lane: *goes to sprint outside*
Liu: *whispers: LANE NO!!
A deafening siren can be heard from outside...
Damien: *Grabs Lane before he barely reaches the door*
SOMEBODY HELP ME...
Liu: Sully: Calisc is now dead because of you! I hope your happy jackass!
Damien: *Mind: That's not true.
Lane: *Tears run down his face*
Liu: Mind: That can't be her.
Liu: *whispers: Lane, calm down, Calisc is okay!
Liu: *whispers: The thing is using her voice to manipulate you into its trap.
The lights go out...
Patchwork: AAAAAH!
Rosso: *covers her mouth and hugs her tighter*
Liu: *his heart starts to slow*
Liu: ...
There are a few minutes of silence...
Liu: *whispers: I think its gone?
Damien: *lets go of Lane and looks out the windows*
Liu: *whispers: I need to go look for Calisc.
Damien: I don't see it but that doesn't mean it's not there.
Liu: Wander said if it were near you could feel it and unless I'm dead-
Liu: Sully: You are dead dipshit.
Liu: *ignores him*
Damien: *sigh* You're not dead.
Damien: That's just one of his methods of killing. It's really the only one people survive so I can see why you'd think that.
Damien: It's arms are the same length as his body. If the thing really wants to kill someone he can just grab them and eat them with no problem.
Liu: But I'm the reason she ran out, so I should go get her.
Lane: N-no. I will.
Liu: Lane, if Calisc were here she would have wanted you to stay.
Lane: ...
Liu: *turns to Jeff*
Liu: I will be back soon.
Damien: No, Your not going back outside.
Damien: I'll go outside and bring her back in.
Wane: HEY! ASSHOLES! You do realize every second you stand here she could be getting ripped to pieces?
Wane: Whatever.
Wane: *runs out the door*
Wane: SCREW YOU ALL!!
Liu: Uh, is she seriously going to go get her?
Damien: I'm not sure. *Walks out through the front door*
Wane: *sprints around to the other side of the house*
Wane: *sprints to the forest in the back*
Wane: *her heart pounds in her chest suddenly*
Wane: *ignores it*
Damien: Mind transfer to Wane: Your going to kill yourself if you get close enough to it ya know.
Wane: Mind: You act like I care.
Wane: *blocks him out*
Wane: *stops*
Wane: *looks behind her*
Wane: I guess I went a bit too far.
Wane: *runs back a little ways*
Wane: *sees Calisc*
Wane: *her heart starts beating rapidly*
Wane: *sprints at Calisc*
Calisc: Hu-
Wane: *grabs her and starts running back to the house as fast as he can*
Calisc: What the hell!?
Wane: YOU TRYING TO GIVE YOUR BOYFRIEND A HEART ATTACK!?
Calisc: WANE!?
Wane: *sees the house*
A deafening scream comes from behind them...
Wane: *recognizes it*
Wane: No, it's not him, it's just that ugly ass-
The scream gets louder...
Calisc: IS THAT-
Wane: NO IT ISN'T! NOW SHUT UP!!
Wane: *runs to the house and inside through the back door*
Wane: *drops Calisc on the floor*
Wane: *pant* There! *pant* I got your damn *pant* Girlfriend!
Lane: *hugs Calisc with tears rolling down his face*
Wane: Where is Liu!?
Liu: *walks in*
Liu: I'm right here!
Wane: I knew it! I was right!
Calisc: Shut up!
Wane: I just saved your ass!
Calisc: I didn't ask you to!
Wane: NO MORE RUNNING OUTSIDE!!!
Wane: *storms off*
Liu: What was that about?
Calisc: *hugs Lane*
Calisc: The creature...
Calisc: It started mimicking you...
Liu: Me!?
Calisc: Yep.
Calisc: She started freaking out and yelling at me.
Liu: Why would she?
Liu: Egh, it doesn't matter.
Patchwork: Flashlight party!
Liu: Might as well get comfortable...
Liu: We'll be here awhile.
Calisc: Hey Lane wanna build a fort?
Lane: *wipes his tears off his face*
Lane: Y-yeah. Sure
Damien: *looks inside a window from outside*
Damien: *walks inside*
Damien: I see you weren't killed -_-
Calisc: I would have been if-ahem-Wane, hadn't saved me.
Wane: YES. I. DID!
Calisc: Don't let it get to your big ass head!
Wane: FUCK YOU!!!
Calisc: OH YEAH!?
Damien: Calm down.
Liu: I'm gonna go lay down on the couch.
Liu: Alone.
Liu: Where its cold!
Liu: And lonely!
Jeff: *sighs*
Jeff: *walks over to Liu*
Liu: Hi Jeff!
Liu: Want to cuddle with me?!
Jeff: Sure
Liu: YAY!!
Liu: *sits on the couch*
Jeff: *sits next to him*
Liu: *rests his head on Jeffs shoulder*
Liu: Yay :3
Calisc: *gets chairs and blankets*
Calisc: FORT TIME!
Ben: *playing on his Nintendo Switch*
Lane: *grabs extra blankets from his room for the fort*
Damien: *Leaning against a wall, reading*
Wane: *staring out the window listening to a loud siren in the distance*
Wane: Tch!
Wane: *mumbles: Their not coming back.
Damien: If I know anything about those 3, they would risk their life for even just a friend in a heartbeat. They'll be back.
Damien: And never underestimate them.
Wane: I underestimate everyone and when someone is obviously weak I overestimate them to make them feel like a failure to fill the black hole I call a life. I can't think optimistically because there is nothing optimistic to think about.
Damien: Well, Thats sad.
Wane: I know. I'm depressed. All the time.
Wane: The only time I'm not is when I'm drunk.
Wane: And I haven't had a beer in six months.
Calisc: DID SOMEBODY SAY...
Calisc: *slides in with a case of Corona*
Calisc: BEEEEEER!?
Wane: Yes.
Damien: *facepalm* Oh no.
Ben: She does this a lot.
Calisc: *tosses a bottle at Wane*
Wane: *catches it*
Wane: Are you insane!?
Wane: I know we hate each other, but I KNOW you when your drunk.
Wane: You get LOUD and that's kinda the opposite of-
Calisc: *already drunk* WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Wane: Are you fucking kidding me?!
Lane: You gotta be quiet Calisc 0>0
Calisc: *does a cartwheel down the hall*
Wane: *sets the beer on the window sill*
Wane: Dumbass.
A long strand of hair takes the beer and hides it somewhere...
Wane: AH!!
Wane: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?
Jamie: pfttt
Wane: What are you laughing at!?
Jamie: The fact that it's easy to scare you *continues laughing*
Wane: And who the hell are you!?
Jamie: I'm Jamie.
Wane: Kay.
Wane: *takes a pad of paper out of her pocket titled "Shit List"*
Wane: *writes "Jamie"*
Wane: *puts the pad of paper back in her pocket*
Wane: Kay thank you, Jamie.
Wane: Fuck off!
Jamie: *trying to keep her temper*
Jamie: *sighs*
Jamie: *Stands up and goes to her room*
Liu: That was aggressive.
Wane: Meh, don't care.
Jamie: *walks upstairs*
Jamie: *opens her door*
Jamie: What the hell are you doing in my room Offender -_-
Offender: Uuuuuuh.
Offender: Looking for you?
Jamie: I was downstairs.
Jamie: Why were you looking for me?
Offender: U-Uh because-I uuuuuh-
Offender: Ummmm...
Offender: Because um, OH YEAH!
Offender: One of my brothers mansion was attacked by a giant creature. And I was just looking for you because I wanted to tell you! Or someone.
Jamie: Oh.
Jamie: Well That still doesn't mean you can just enter my room -_-
There is a loud voice outside...
This broadcast is a pre recorded message...
During potentially dangerous weather conditions...
We request you stay indoors at all times...
A loud grinding noise can be heard...
Ben: Haven't heard that one yet-
Liu: Wait, wait, wait, if Lazarus Scorpious and Lazari are looking for it and its close enough that we can hear it...
Liu: Are they lost-
Patchwork: Are they dead!?
Patchwork: *starts to hyperventilate*
Damien: Kid, They're not dead.
Damien: They're probably hiding behind a bush trying to plan some way to get back without being caught.
Liu: I'm sure they'll be back soon.
Lane: Yep...
Damien: If their not back in the next 30 Minutes I'll go look for them.
Damien: *Continues reading his book*
Wane: *looks out the window*
Wane: Hehhehe, this outta be good.
Liu: What?
Wane: There's a girl out there.
Wane: Running towards the hou-
Wane: Shit, she's leading it right to us.
Wane: *takes out her knife*
Liu: Wait! Lets see if she actually tries to get in the house first. No one should go outside unless they have to.
Wane: Whatever.
The girl runs to the back door and bangs on it desperately...
Liu: *covers his stitches with his scarf and stands up*
Wane: I want to kill her-
Liu: Shhhh!
Damien: Wait..
A figure a little bigger than the girl tackles her...
Their out of view from the window...
Damien: Hm.
There is a loud siren from outside...
Wane: Its coming closer!
Liu: *muffled* No, I don't think it is.
Wander: Master Of Manipulation.
Wander: It could easily be miles away just waiting to see if one of us will go outside.
Damien: If we stay silent for a long period of time it'll move locations. It'll Probably go to the nearest Village.
Wander: Which is like, 3.7 miles away!
Wander: It'll be back in 2 seconds!
Damien: That should be enough time for the 3 to get inside.
Wane: Dammit! I want to kill something!
Liu: *muffled* Yeah, same.
Damien: We'll be lucky if the thing doesn't try and attack us.
Rosso: Imma go get a tea-set :D
Liu: *muffled* How are we going to get rid of this thing so we don't have to stay in this house for the rest of our lives?
Wander: Fighting is a death wish.
Wander: Hmm...
Wander: I could try and make an Illusion so it goes somewhere else but that probably wouldn't work.
Wander: Lazarus, Scorpious, And Lazari could start a loud riot in the Village.
Wander: If they do, It will lead the thing to the village but the village isn't that far..
Wander: There's not many options.
Wander: Siren Head is Faster, Stronger, And probably smarter than all of us.
Liu: *muffled* Hmm...
Liu: *takes the scarf off his face*
Liu: How can you lure a giant killing machine thats smart as fuck with something fake? But how can you kill it if you die before you can even get close to it?
Wander: Hmm..
Damien: Out-Smart it.
Wander: How the hell are we supposed to do that?!
Lane: Run outside and start screaming.
Wander: That's a suicide mission!
Lane: Not if you can teleport.
Calisc: No! You are NOT going out there to "distract" that thing!
Lane:...
Damien: No, He's right.
Wander: Your out of your mind!
Damien: Sometimes the worst place you can be is inside your mind.
Damien: *Whispers: And plus, Why would I want to be there? It's dark and scary there.
Wander: *Glares a Damien*
Damien: *Glares back mimicking him*
All of a sudden there's quiet knocking at the back door...
Liu: *runs to the back door*
Liu: Honestly how many people are going to knock on this fucking door tonight?
Liu: *opens it*
Lazarus, Scorpious, and Lazari are at the door...
Lazarus looks badly injured...
Scorpious is breathing heavily...
Lazari is bleeding from her head...
Damien: Oh, look who's back.
Liu: *turns around and looks at Damien*
Liu: *mumbles: Not now.
Lazarus: *sees Damien*
Lazarus: *Teleports inside and pins him to the ground*
Lazarus: What the fuck are you doing here?!
Damien: *notices Lazarus's shoulder is out of place*
Damien: *Pops his shoulder back in*
Lazarus: ARGH
Lazarus: *picks Damien up by his shirt collar and pushes him into the wall*
Lazarus: *Enraged* Answer the damn question.
Liu: DAMMIT! PUT HIM-
Liu: *ahem*
Liu: Lazarus he came to tell you something. He didn't say what but I assume its important.
Lazarus: *looks at Liu and then back at Damien*
Lazarus: *drops him*
Damien: I rather we talk in private.
Lazarus: *sighs*
Lazarus: Follow me.
Lazarus: *walks to the back room*
Damien: *Follows*
Lazarus: *closes the door*
Lazarus: What the hell do you want?
Damien: I'm hear to tell you the truth.
Lazarus: I know the truth.
Lazarus: I'm not a dumbass.
Damien: Then why are you so pissed at me?!
Lazarus: ...
Lazarus: Fine then. Explain.
Damien: I didn't tell Zalgo shit to make him take your physical form.
Lazarus: And your telling me this now.
Damien: I didn't know that's what you were told.
Lazarus: And why should I believe you over my own flesh and blood?
Damien: Half of your fucking family is dead.
Damien: And the rest either betrayed you or are here in this damn house.
Lazarus: ...
Damien: You don't have to believe me or trust me but your going to fucking listen to me.
Damien: I had nothing to do with your life for the last 5,891 years.
Damien: I haven't been in contact with Zalgo for 206 years.
Damien: You lost your physical form 127 years ago.
Lazarus: ...
Damien: Sorry, but whoever told you I was the main reason that Zalgo took your physical form is a fucking Liar.
Lazarus: *punches him in the face*
Damien: *Falls backwards into the wall*
Damien: Okay, I deserved that.
Lazarus: This conversation is over.
Damien: Lazarus wai-
Lazarus: *grabs the 1st aid kit and leaves the back room*
Damien: *sighs*
Lazarus: *begins wraping bandages around Lazari's head wound*
Lazari: Lazarus, I'm fine.
Lazarus: No your not.
Lazari: *sighs*
Lazari: Your injuries are worse.
Lazarus: It's only a few scratches.
Lazarus: *finishes wrapping the bandages*
Damien: *leaves the back room*
Damien: *sees Lazari*
Damien: Mind: Wait.. Is that Lazari..? She's 12 and yet she looks 18.
Scorpious: What the fuck are you doing here?
Damien: Calm down.
Scorpious: No, I want to know.
Lazarus: He won't be here long.
Lazarus: *goes back to the back room to take care of his injuries*
Patchwork: *walks in*
Patchwork: Where is Lazari?
Lazarus: *wrapping bandages around the wounds on his arm* In the living room with Scorpious.
Patchwork: Ok! Thank-
Patchwork: *glances at Damien*
Patchwork: Hm? Who are you?
Damien: *in the hallway*
Damien: *looks down at Patchwork* I'm Damien.
Lazarus: He's leaving as soon as the threat passes.
Patchwork: Why is he going to leave?
Lazarus: Because he shouldn't be here.
Damien: ...
Damien: *mumbles: You know damn well you shouldn't be here either, Lazarus.
Lazarus: *holds back his rage...*
Patchwork: Technically none of us should be here.
Patchwork: *smiles* I should be dead!
Lazarus: ...
Patchwork: In the eyes of god none of us deserve to live.
Patchwork: But we are here anyway.
Damien: It's because the devil rejects us.
Damien: God doesn't want us, nor does the devil. That's the only reason why we survive.
Damien: *walks away*
Damien: *mumbles: Either way, Everyone dies. And then their reborn. So it doesn't really matter where we go.
Patchwork: If the devil or god does not want us, where do we go when we die?
Liu: ...
Lazarus: We're instantly reborn.
Liu: Mind: Yeah, "reborn".
Liu: Mind: If dealing with that dickhead is considered rebirth then sure...
Lazarus: Not exactly.
Lazarus: depending on your past life when you die, Your either reborn, as in a new life. Basically starting over. And then theres the other way of being "reborn" Your basically given a second chance but you're not the same.
Lazarus: It's very common for people having to start their lives over and over again until they change something.
Damien: Heres a little story.
Damien: One day, Life asked Death, "Death, Why do people love me, but hate you?"
Damien: Death responded, "Because you are a Beautiful Lie, And I am the Painful Truth."
Lazari: mind: Life or Death. It doesn't matter. Your soul lives on forever as your body decays.
Liu: Sully: No matter how many times you die, I will always come back. Life or death doesn't matter if you have to kill yourself your demons stay with you.
Damien: That's not completely true.
Lazarus: *Sigh*
Lazarus Your demon's stay with you unless you get rid of them.
Lazarus: That's what Lazari did, But she didn't have a choice...
Lazarus: Once you get rid of a demon that's inside of you, it'll either disappear forever or regain its physical form. The only way it could regain it's physical form. But the only way it could do that is if they've had one in the last century.
Lazarus: *Walking by Damien*
Damien: *Mumbles: Then how'd you get yours back. You weren't here for 127 years.
Lazarus: *Stops*
Lazarus: *Mumbles: Never underestimate a Swann. They can do shit people thought was impossible
Lazarus: *Mumbles: Only at 99 I was able to just start regaining my physical form. I kept most of my sanity for the 28 years I wasn't supposed to.
Damien: *Mumbles: 16 years into that, You met your niece.
Damien: And then ruined her life.
Lazarus: *Grabs Damien's arm and Pushes Damien's face into the wall*
Lazarus: *Pulls his arm backwards*
Damien: Heh..
Lazarus: *Enraged* Whats so fucking funny?!
Damien: Your weak.
Damien: Heheh... It's fucking pathetic.
Damien: You could've killed me by setting me on fire. I would die instantly.
Damien: But you didn't.
Lane: Wait wha?
Lazarus: Damien is a hybrid between a water elf and demon. All types of elf went extinct the same year Damien was born. instead of having fire manipulation he has water manipulation.-
Damien: *Ignores them both*
Damien: Because you care too much.
Damien: Care too much you get hurt.
Lazarus: Care too less and everybody hates you. *Lets go of him and goes to the kitchen*
Lazari: What was that about?
Lazarus: Nothing..
Lazari: Alright...
Damien: *From the hallway holding his arm in pain*
Damien: There's always a little something behind every "Nothing"
Lazarus: ...
Wane: Heh, not always true.
Damien: What makes you think that?
Damien: It's impossible to do Nothing.
Damien: For example, a lot of children like staying in the room away from everyone else in the house. When they come out of their room and you ask them what they were doing they'll most likely say "Nothing" When they were probably just reading, Looking at their phone, Drawing, Or all the other shit kids do.
Wane: Its not impossible to be nothing. Feeling like you don't matter. That you have no purpose. No one to serve or make happy. Just empty nothingness.
Damien: That's not completely true.
Damien: A physical being itself is something.
Damien: When you get to the point in your life where you feel like you don't matter, That's when you need to find something or someone to make you feel like you matter.
Damien: Everyone has a purpose. As little as it may be, Everyone has a purpose.
Damien: and You should never think you need to make others happy when you haven't made yourself happy yet.
Wane: You must not understand what I'm saying. The person who made me happy was stolen away from me, I can never be happy with this thing inside of me, and my life isn't worth anything.
Damien: Then make it worth something.
Damien: Life is a gift. So Don't let it decay over time like trash. Take advantage of it.
Damien: The only thing that can define somebody or something is how well they rise after they fall.
Wane: I already wasted my life.
Damien: well, Your still here.
Damien: So your life isn't completely wasted.
Wane: I threw my life away when I betrayed the trust of someone who believed in me and almost killed one of my family members.
Lazari: *shade falls over her face*
Damien: ...
Damien: ... Heh...
Damien: *looks over at Lazarus* That sounds familiar.
Lazarus: *sighs*
Lazarus: mind: Sometimes people make bad choices. But that doesn't mean they are bad people it means they are living. It's part of life to make a bad decision.
Damien: Mind: So I guess fucking my wife was just one of those bad decsions huh?
Lazarus: *his eyes widen enraged*
Lazarus: Mind: You and I both know I had no say in what was going on that night.
Damien: Mind: either way, You shouldn't have been in MY House!
Damien: Mind: I came home and she was sobbing her eyes out. Saying that you had slept with her without her giving consent.
Lazarus: Mind: WHAT?!
Lazarus: Mind: No, No, NO. I didn't give ANY consent. She put some shit in my wine. I took a sip and next thing I know I'm in her bed and she's gone and I hear you yelling.
Lazarus: mind: Plus, I don't even know if I did anything!!!
Damien: Mind: And why the FUCK should I believe you?!
Lazarus: *sighs*
Lazarus: *Walks over to Damien and grabs his shoulder*
Lazarus's eyes go all black...
Lazarus: Just watch.
Damien Passes Out...
Damien: *wakes up*
Damien is standing in front of his old house*
Damien: Oh great. I'm looking through that asshole's eyes.
A women opens the door..
???: Oh, Good evening Lazarus.
Lazarus: Hello Rose. Is Damien home? I need to discuss something important with him.
Rose: No, but he'll be home soon.
Rose: Come in!
Lazarus: Alright..
Rose brings Lazarus in..
Lazarus: So.. Uhm, How was your day?
Rose: It was okay.. How about yours?
Lazarus: mine was okay as well.
Rose: Would you like something to drink?
Lazarus: Uhm.. N-
Rose: We have Wine!
Lazarus: Yeah sure..
Rose leaves the room and goes to the kitchen..
Lazarus: *looks down at his watch*
Lazarus: mind: Where is Damien?! He knew I needed to talk to him today..
A few minutes later Rose walks out with a glass of wine..
Rose: Here you go!
Lazarus: Thank you.
Rose: Sooo, What's your favorite color?
Lazarus: Um.. I can only see shades of red.
Rose: Oh sorry.
Rose: Aren't you going to drink your wine?
Lazarus: Yes. Sorry. *Takes a sip of his wine*
Rose: So, How is it?
Lazarus: It's very good. Thank you-
Lazarus starts feeling dizzy..
Rose: Are you okay?
All of a sudden Lazarus passes out...
He can feel his body being dragged across the floor...
Then he is hit in the head with a blunt object.. Making him pass out fully..
A few hours later Lazarus wakes up..
Lazarus: *Hears yelling and sobbing in the other room*
Lazarus: Where am I?
Lazarus: *sits up*
Lazarus: *sees his clothes on the floor*
Lazarus: *looks around the room*
Nobody..
Lazarus: *gets up and quickly gets his clothes on*
All of a sudden the yelling gets louder...
Lazarus: Shit..
Theres a loud blood gurgling scream from just outside the room...
And the loud sobbing stops..
Damien bursts through the door covered in blood..
The window is open and Lazarus is gone....
Damien: *wakes up in the spare bedroom*
Lazarus: *leaning against the doorway*
Lazarus: I don't want to be your friend, Nor do I want to be your enemy.
Lazarus: Let's just be strangers with memories..
Lazarus: And Damien, I didn't betray you or killed your wife.
Lazarus: Your wife betrayed you and you killed her.
Lazarus leaves and heads back downstairs..
Patchwork: *rushes into her room*
Patchwork: *pokes her head out suspiciously then closes the door*
Lazarus: What was that about?
Rosso: Dunno 0>0
Wane: *leaning against the door frame*
Wane: I was trying to talk to her because she was acting really quiet. So I asked what the fuck her problem is and one of her stitches came undone so she rushed to her room.
Lazarus: *sighs*
Lazarus: *knocks on Patchwork's door*
Patchwork: *opens it a crack than immediately shuts it*
Lazarus: Is everything okay in there?
There is faint whispering on the other side of the door...
Lazarus: Hm?
A a small statement can be heard from Patchwork before a quick reply from an unknown voice...
Lazarus: Is their someone else in there with you?
Silence...
Patchwork: *opens the door a crack*
Patchwork: N-No.
Lazarus: May I come in?
Patchwork: ...
Patchwork: *shakes her head*
Lazarus: ...
Patchwork: *looks behind her quickly*
Patchwork: *shuts the door*
Rosso: *Walks over to her door*
Rosso: Are you alright?-
There is a loud shattering noise in her room...
Rosso: PATCHWORK?!
Lazarus: *opens the door*
Lazari: *walks over* What's going on?
Wane: Hormones?
Rosso: She's NINE! I think
Wane: Damn early hormones?
Toby: *other room* AAYEE!!
Rosso: WAHTT??
Wane: Nothing you, wouldn't get it.
Rosso: HMPH!
There is a mirror in the middle of the room with shards surrounding it...
Patchwork is nowhere in sight...
Wane: Well? Whats in there?
Lazari: *walks into her room and stands next to Lazarus*
Lazarus: She's not in here..
Lazari: *checks the windows to see if she jumped out or any forced entrance*
The window is untouched and there are no footprints or signs Patchwork left...
Lazari: ...
Lazarus: *crouches down and look at the mirror shards*
They all appear to be black...
Lazarus: Hm..
Lazarus: *Picks up one of the shards and looks closer at it then puts it back down*
Something falls from the vent...
THUD
Patchwork: AAAOW!!!
Rosso: *runs in the room* WAHT TAH HELL?!
Patchwork: *turns around startled*
Patchwork: *nervously* Oh, uh, hi!
Lazarus: *Sighs*
Patchwork: *looks at the mirror*
Patchwork: *stands up and walks over to it*
Patchwork: *taps on the mirror*
All of a sudden the reflection reaches through the mirror and grabs her by the wrist...
Lazari: *grabs the reflections wrist as it grabs Patchwork*
Patchwork: *screams at Lazari* LET GO OF HER!!!
Lazari: *Looks at Patchwork confused and lets go slowly*
Patchwork: *looks at her reflection*
The mirror resembled a more beat up Patchwork with an angry reflection on her face...
Lazari: ...*Looks closer at the reflection*
Patchwork: ...
Patchwork: Reflection: Who are these people? Are they your friends!?
Patchwork: ...
Patchwork: Reflection: Only I can be your friend! No one else!
Patchwork: But they are my family!
Patchwork: Reflection: Your "family" is dead! WE KILLED THEM!
Patchwork: No! You did!
Patchwork: Reflection: I wouldn't be pointing fingers!
Rosso: *Glares at Patchwork's reflection*
Patchwork: Reflection: Last time we had a "family" we died!
Patchwork: Daddy didn't mean to!
Patchwork: Reflection: That disgusting man was never our father! He killed us because he didn't want the responsibility of a whiney nine year old!
Patchwork: He didn't mean to.
Patchwork: Reflection: WILL YOU EVER WAKE UP!? HE KILLED US ON PURPOSE!!
Patchwork: SHUT UP!!!
The mirror shatters into black shards and the reflection is gone...
Rosso: *Just glares at the black shards*
Lazarus: *crouches down to Patchworks level in front of her*
Lazarus: Why didn't you tell us about this?
Patchwork: *whispers* I was afraid you guys would hate me.
Lazarus: Why would we hate you?
Patchwork: Daddy hated me because of her.
Lazari: *shade falls over her face*
It reminds Lazari of why her mother hated her..
Patchwork: She said she wants to kill everyone so she's my only friend.
Patchwork: *cries* And I'm scared!
Rosso: *hugs Patchwork* Everything will be okay.. Don't be scared..
Patchwork: *hugs Rosso back*
Wane: Why can't there ever be one person in one body?
Lazari: *Mumbles: Because, That's just how mid-realm is. Your either alone in your body Or, Your surrounded by demons. Enemies and Friends.
Calisc: WHAT IS GOING ON!?
Wane: *STARTLED AF*
Wane: FUCK!!
Calisc: What are you so scared of?
Wane: Bloody hell! YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!
Jamie: *Walks by them* See what I mean?
Wane: See what Punzie!? WHAT!?
Jamie: *stops* I scared you earlier and I said you were easy to scare.
Jamie: And my name is Jamie. Not "punzie"
Wane: Punzie.
Jamie: *sighs* Don't call me that.
Wane: Punzie.
Calisc: I wouldn't keep-
Wane: Shut up Calisc!
All of a sudden Jamie's hair shoves Wane into the wall..
Wane: ACK!
Wane: HAH!
WINE: PATHETIC!!
Lazari: *walks out of Patchworks room* Siren Head just started leaving us alone, Lets not give it a reason to come back.
WINE: SIREN HEAD CAN KISS MY ASS!!
WINE: I'M GONNA SHOW PUNZIE OVER HERE NOT TO PUSH ME AROUND!!
Jamie's eyes slightly glow a Purple/ Violet color..
Jamie: My name isn't PUNZIE!
Jamie: *Grabs Wane with her hair and pushes Wane's face into the wall*
WINE: *PRESSES HER HANDS AGAINST THE WALL*
The wall starts to turn black and eventually gives out...
Jamie: *Her hair wraps around Wane's arms and pulls them back*
WINE: *GRABS JAMIES HAIR ATTEMPTING TO REPLICATE WHAT SHE DID WITH THE WALL*
Blackness spreads on her arm instead of her hair..
WINE: OH, I SEE...
WINE: *MAKES THE BLACKNESS SPREAD MORE*
Not a single hint that Jamie's in pain appears on her face as the blackness spreads...
Jamie: *Tightens her grip on Wane*
WINE: MIND: IDIOT, NO MATTER HOW TIGHT HER HAIR IS AROUND ME THE ROT WILL SPREAD THROUGHOUT HER BODY UNTIL HER VITAL ORGANS CAN NO LONGER FUNCTION.
A large smile appears on Jamie's face..
WINE: AND WHATS SO FUNNY, HUH PUNZIE?
Quiet laughing is heard from on the staircase...
WINE: HUH!?
WINE: *LOOKS AT THE STAIRCASE*
Jamie sits there laughing...
Jamie: I'm not as stupid as you think.
Wane: ...
The hair clone of Jamie fades and Wane is put down...
Wane: ...
Jamie: *stands up*
Wane: ...
Calisc: Mind: Oh boy, here we go.
Wane: *clenches her fists*
Jamie: Calm down.. It's nothing to get so worked up about-
Wane: SHUT UP!!!
Jamie: *startled*
Wane: *smiles crazily*
Wane: Whos easily scared now huh?
Wane: Still me I'm guessing.
Wane: Its been fun Punzie.
Wane: I'd rather be out there and killed by that thing than in here with all of you morons and assholes.
Wane: Mumbles: Its not like I'll stay dead.
Wane: *walks towards the back door*
Damien: *Sighs* You can't really go anywhere at the moment-
Wane: *turns around*
WInE: I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!!
Wane: *smiles*
Damien: Just check out the window. I put a water barrier so Siren Head wouldn't be able to hear us all.
Wane: *extremely angry*
Wane: *trying not to yell* Does that mean I can't leave?
Damien: Mhmh.
Lazarus: Damien, You didn't need to do tha-
Damien: Use your fucking brain for once Lazarus. Just the shattering from the kid's room would most likely kill us all.
Lazarus: *Glares at Damien*
Damien: *Glares back mimicking Lazarus*
Wane: Hahahaha!
Wane: You two are hilarious!
Wane: You guys are worse than Calisc and I!
Calisc: Eat my family again and say that.
Wane: Are you seriously still angry about tha-
Calisc: YES!! YES I AM!!
Calisc: WHEN YOU KILL SOMEONES FAMILY AND MAKE THEM WATCH YOU KINDA GET A LIFE LONG GRUDGE!!
Wane: It has almost been ten years since that happend!
Calisc: *throws her hands in the air*
Calisc: LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKS I DONT GIVE!!
Wane: Now you're just being childish.
Calisc: HOW COULD YOU BE SO CALM ABOUT KILLING YOUR BEST FRIENDS FAMILY!?
Wane: Please we were far from best friends and the only other person I could have actually considered a best friend no longer trusts me.
Lazarus: WILL-
Lazarus: *sighs* Will you both just stop arguing please?
Damien: *Sarcastic gasp* He actually said please!
Lazarus: Oh shut up!
Damien: Uh oh, Big demon getting reallly mad!!!
Wane: *stares at them like "seriously?"*
Patchwork: *looks at the mirror*
Patchwork: *taps on the glass*
Patchwork: Reflection: *grabs her wrist*
Patchwork: Reflection: What?
Patchwork: People are arguing again...
Patchwork: Reflection: Adults? Arguing?
Patchwork: Yeah.
Patchwork: Reflection: What a bunch of idiots!
Patchwork: Haha, I guess so.
Patchwork: Reflection I'm glad to see you smiling.
Patchwork: Thanks.
Wane: *walks into Patchworks room seeing her talking to the mirror*
Wane: Aye, kid!
Patchwork: *turns around*
Patchwork: U-Um, yes?
Wane: Its okay I'm not going to hurt you.
Patchwork: W-What do you want?
Wane: Heh, straight forward aren't you?
Wane: Anyway, I'm assuming you have a second personality?
Patchwork: Reflection: Yeah!? What of it?!
Wane: Its not always easy, I'll say that.
Wane: A lot of us here have multiple personalitys.
Wane: Heh, I have three!
Patchwork: Wow, are they nice?
Wane: Eh, their both a pain in my ass but they're ok.
Patchwork: Who else has different personalities?
Wane: Well, I do, Calisc does, Liu does, I'm pretty sure Masky and Hoodie do.
Patchwork: Huh! Are they nice?
Wane: I've never really met Caliscà or Brian and Tim, but I have met Sully.
Patchwork: What is he like?
Wane: Um, lets just say he's not the most pleasant opposite thats been in someone's head.
Patchwork: O-Oh.
Wane: Trust me kid, a lot of our personalities that are in our heads will stop at nothing to kill. They'd do it without hesitation.
Wane: You're lucky your personality cares about you. Mostly.
Patchwork: Reflection: Of course I care about Em! She's the one friend I've ever had!
Wane: Em?
Patchwork: Nothing!
Wane: Hm. Alright.
Patchwork: Are they done arguing?
Wane: I think. They'll probably start again sooner or later.
Wane: Anyway kid, what are your "gifts"?
Patchwork: What are yours HMMM?!
Wane: I'm starting to like you kid.
Wane: I can drain something's life force or stability. That's what I did to ol' Punzie out there.
Wane: I can grow extra limbs but thats only when I'm in my WINE form.
Wane: And, uh, I can throw up one of my personalities.
Patchwork: HAHA! I wanna see!
Wane: Um, I'm pretty sure Lazari or Lazarus would get kinda angry at me.
Patchwork: HMPH! Fine.
Patchwork: I can heal someones wounds by touching their injury and it stitches itself up. I can use echo location. And I can use my singing or scream to kill anything.
Wane: Heh, cool-
Wane: Mind: WAIT!
Wane: Wait, kid, did you just say you could-
Patchwork: Yes, yes, I know its stupid. I can kill things with my voi-
Wane: *grips Patchworks shoulder*
Wane: How far a distance?
Patchwork: U-Um, eight and a half mile radius?
Wane: Does it matter how close you are to kill something?
Patchwork: Well, I have to be at least 8 and a half miles away so I don't shatter the body. But uh if I was nine miles it may be just as effective-
Wane: Have you ever killed a 40ft flesh stick!?
Patchwork: Not specifically that-
Wane: Have you ever killed something 40ft tall!?
Patchwork: No?
Wane: Have you ever-
Patchwork: L-Listen ms, scary lady! I don't understand what you are-
Patchwork: *her eyes widen*
Patchwork: NO! Y-YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
Wane: *lets go of Patchwork*
Wane: ...
Patchwork: *starts trembling*
Patchwork: I CAN'T!
Patchwork: IT WOULD KILL ME IN A SECOND!
Patchwork: A-AND I CAN'T DIE!
Patchwork: I-I'll never get to see Rosso or Lazarus, or Lazari or-
Wane: Kid!
Patchwork: *looks at Wane on the verge of tears*
Wane: *sighs and smiles slightly*
Wane: You don't have to.
Wane: It...
Wane: Was just an idea.
Patchwork: I-I can't.
Patchwork: Reflection: She's terrified of that thing.
Patchwork: Reflection: Even if she may be able to stop it.
Patchwork: I can't stop it! Let alone get near it!
Patchwork: A-And there are other people who can stop it!
Rosso: Just leave her alone.
Wane: ...
Wane: I'm sorry kid, forget it.
Wane: *walks away*
Wane: *walks out of the room towards Calisc*
Wane: Are they still arguing?
Calisc: Nope.
Wane: Are you still-
Calisc: Yep.
Wane: Uh-
Calisc: Just go away Wane, no one here wants to talk to you.
Wane: ...
Wane: JACKASS!
Calisc: *doesn't even flinch*
Wane: Hm, you're boring.
Wane: I wonder what Lanes doing~~
Calisc: You leave him the fuck alone you mediocer bastard!
Wane: I wonder what Liu and Jeff are doing!
Calisc: Leave them alone.
Wane: Bro, who else can I talk to!?
Calisc: For one, don't call me bro, and maybe you can apologize to Jamie for the shit you caused earlier or apologize to Lazari for breaking her wall.
Wane: The wall fixed itself!
Calisc: I don't care!
Wane: Fine, I'll go apologize to Punzie.
Calisc: Stop calling her that!
Wane: I could start calling Lane cutie~
Calisc: FINE!!!
Wane: Taha!
Calisc: I FUCKING HATE YOU!
Wane: *Calisc impression* "Look at all the fucks I don't give!"
Wane: *walks towards the staircase where she last saw Jamie*
Jamie: *sitting on the staircase*
Jamie: Oh, Hello.
Jamie: Sorry for being an asshole earlier.
Wane: No.
Wane: I'm sorry for provoking a fight and calling you something other than your name.
Jamie: It's fine. The name just reminded me of something one of the bullies at my school would call me.
Wane: Heh, you got bullied too?
Wane: Let me tell you something, when boys start insulting a body part that they don't even have, kick them in the balls.
Wane: Anyway, that's all.
Jamie: Alright, Thanks.
Wane: Sure.
Wane: *walks into the living room*
Liu is asleep next to Jeff on the couch...
Wane: Mind: Damn, they are so cute.
Nina: JEFFY!!
Wane: Mind: Fuck.
Nina: *runs over to the couch*
Nina: *pushes Liu off the couch*
Nina: MOVE!
Nina: *sits where Liu was sitting and grabs Jeffs arm*
Liu: *smacks his face off the coffee table*
Liu: AH! WHAT THE FUCK!?
Jeff: *Pushes Nina away from him and helps Liu*
Nina: UGH!! JEFFY!?
Liu: Thank you, brother.
Liu: *sits next to Jeff again*
Nina: GRRRRgH!!!
Nina: JEFF IS MINE YOU GAY BASTARD!!!
Liu: *rolls his eyes*
Nina: Y-You're so ugly I can't believe my Jeffy can even exist around you!
Jeff: *Points his knife at Nina's neck*
Jeff: Leave us the fuck alone or I won't hesitate killing you.
Jeff: And if you come back, I don't mind killing you over and over again until you learn not to touch Liu.
Liu: Jeff...
Liu: Thank you, but remember what happened last time...
Jeff: *sighs and puts his knife back in his hollister*
Liu: Thank you...
Nina: Ugh, Jeffy will be mine!
Nina: The fact that you are in love with your own brother is so disgusting!
Nina: He's your own brother!
Nina: I bet your parents would be ashamed!
The black around Liu's eye expands...
Nina: Your a disgusting gay shit!
Jeff: *Stands up and puts the knife to her neck very quickly enraged*
Jeff: Do you mind saying that again?
Nina: Ugh! Jeffy! Why are you doing this to me!?
Jeff: *glares at Nina*
Jeff: If you don't leave us alone, in the next 30 seconds I'll slit your throat.
Nina: But! Why can't you see that I love you! He's not worth it!
Nina: In my opinion he's a sorry excuse for a brother!
Liu: Mind: She wasn't there. How would she know. How hard it was!?
The black expands around his face more...
Jeff: I didn't ask what your opinion was, And I don't care what your opinion is.
Nina: I LOVE YOU MORE THAN HE DOES!!
Liu: Mind: Who the hell does she think she is!?
Nina: He'll never be good enough!
Liu: *stands up*
Liu: *grabs her by the neck and throws her across the room*
Liu: *just barely processed what happened*
Liu: Mind: W-What did I just do!?
Nina: OOW!!
Nina: WHAT THE HELL!
Wane: Mind: Why is she my Rogue again?
Jeff: 10.
Jeff: 9.
Wane: Mind: Oh boy.
Jeff: 7
Jeff: 6
Jeff: 5.
Nina: *gets up*
Nina: Th-that gay fucker just threw me across the room!!
Liu: Um, for one I've never fucked a gay, Jeff is bi and you only have three seconds left.
Nina: GO TO HELL!!
Liu: Satan didn't want me.
Nina: I can see why!
Jeff: 0...
Wane: Mind: I really don't want to go out looking for her again.
Wane: Hey dingus!
Nina: *looks at Wane*
Wane: Yes you!
Nina: What!?
Wane: Run.
Jeff is all of a sudden behind Nina...
Jeff: I'd listen to Wane.
Nina: *quickly gets up and runs out of the living room and up the stairs*
Nina: *runs down the hallway and around the corner*
Nina: *continues running and turns another corner*
Nina: *stops*
Nina: Liu will pay for taking my Jeffy-
There is a bright flash from outside and a loud crack...
Nina: *turns around*
No one is there...
A loud crack rumbles throughout the house...
Nina: *wips around just in time to see lightening illuminating Liu's face*
Nina: AH!
Liu: ...
Nina: H-ha...
Nina: Hahahahaha!!
Nina: You really think you can kill me!?
Liu: *his blank face melts into a terrifying grin*
Liu: *mumbles: Sweet dreams are made of these...
Liu: *mumbles: Who am I...
Liu: *mumbles: To disagree....
Liu: *mumbles: Travel the world...
Liu: *mumbles: And the seven seas...
Liu: *mumbles: Everybodys...
Liu: *mumbles: Looking for something...
Liu: *mumbles: Some of them want to use you... (WANE)
Liu: *mumbles: Some of them want to get used by you... (NINA)
Liu: *mumbles: Some of them want to abuse you... (JEFF)
Liu: *mumbles: Some of them want to be abused... (LIU)
Nina: Y-You don't scare me!!
Liu: *whispers creepily* Are you sure?
Nina: OF COURSE I'M SURE YOU BASTARD!!!
Liu: *behind her* I would watch your tone.
Liu: Even I don't know what could happen.
Nina: H-Huh!?
Liu: Jeff is mine. And no matter how many times you deny it, I will make sure you die until you have no soul left to love him.
Liu: Heh, I wouldn't even call it love...
Liu: *cuts the side of her cheek*
Liu: I'd call it...
The black from his eye expands more...
Liu: An obsession.
Nina: *frozen in fear*
Nina: Mind: I-I can't move!
Liu: No, I love him. I love him with everything that I am. I would do anything even if it means living a terrible life so he can be happy.
Nina: A-Are you blaming your shitty life on him!?
Liu: Shitty? What do you mean?
Liu: I love my life. Its life who doesn't love me.
Liu: I'm sorry to tell you but-
Liu: Oh wait, I'm not sorry at all.
Liu: *starts hacking his knife into her arm*
Nina: AAAAH!!
Eventually Liu breaks her arm in half once he gets to the bone...
Liu: That was easier than I thought it would be...
Nina: AH!! NO S-STOP!! PLEASE!!
Liu: *lets her fall to the ground*
Liu: *kneels down in front of her and holds up the severed arm*
Liu: See this? Do you feel the pain?
Nina: Y-YES!!
Liu: *grabs her by the ponytail*
Nina: O-OW!
Liu: *makes her face him*
Liu: Thats the exact pain I feel everyday.
Nina: I-I will k-kill you!
Liu: I'm sure you would love to...
Liu: But you can't kill a dead man.
Liu: Sweet dream Nina...
Nina: N-NO P-PLEASE DON'T-
Liu: *throws her out a nearby window and listens to the thud of her body hitting the wet ground below*
Liu: *looks out the window*
Nina: AAAAAAAAAAH!!
Liu: *smiles*
The window fixes itself...
Liu: Heh, check that off my list of things I want to do when Lazari isn't looking.
Liu: *sees his reflection in the window*
The whole right side of his face is covered in black...
Liu: *his eyes widen*
Liu: I-I'm not keeping my promise...
Liu: *sighs*
Liu: *returns downstairs*
Liu: *walks into the living room covered in blood and the whole right side of his face covered in black*
Liu: *smiles*
Wane: Hey wheres-
Wane: HOLY FUCK!!!
Jeff: Oh hai!
Liu: Sorry I had to take out the trash.
Liu: *runs over to Jeff and hugs him*
Liu: She won't bother us anytime soon!
Jeff: Okiii
Lane: *teleports onto Calisc's shoulders really tired*
Lane: *yawns* Hawo..
Wane: *hears Lanes voice*
Wane: *smirks*
Calisc: You're supposed to be in bed!
Lane: Noooooo -3-
Lane: *Looks at his watch* It's only 12:03AM -3-
Calisc: I don't care you're obviously tired now its BEDTIME!!
Lane: NNNNNNUUU!
Lane: I still needa finish writing about Siren Head -3-
Calisc: Hhhh.
Calisc: Alright, my little author, you can write for two more hours.
Lane: *smol gasp* YAY!
Lane: *Falls backwards*
Lane: *Before he hits the floor he teleports standing up and runs to his room*
Calisc: WHEN THAT CLOCK HITS 2:00 YOU BETTER BE IN BED!!
Calisc: *mumbles: Or someones getting an ass whooping.
Lane: Rut ro 0-0
Lane: *closes his door and continues writing in his journal*
Patchwork: *walks over to Wane*
Patchwork: *pulls on Wanes hoodie sleeve*
Patchwork: Excuse me, Ms. Scary Lady?
Wane: Hm?
Patchwork: About what you said earlier-
Wane: Kid, its okay, you don't have to-
Patchwork: AH, AH, AH! Let me finish!
Wane: Oh ok! Your the boss!
Patchwork: Yes! Yes I am!!
Patchwork: Anyway! I calculated all the thingy majigers in my math book I stole from my school five years ago and from what I calculated, I think your plan could work!
Wane: Kid, I don't want to put you in danger!
Patchwork: I thought you didn't care about anyone else but yourself and that life and death had no meaning to you whether it was yourself or others?
Wane: Well, uh-
Patchwork: Thats what I thought!
Patchwork: Walk with me.
Wane: Um, alright-
Patchwork: *grabs Wanes hand and drags her to her bedroom*
Wane: *notices Patchwork is wearing a blankie cape*
Wane: Mind: So cute!
Patchwork: *enters her bedroom dragging Wane with her*
Patchwork: So Reflection and I have been talking, and we think-
Patchwork: Reflection: Reflection and nothing! I did most of the work!
Patchwork: Shut up! I helped with the drawings!
Patchwork: Anyway! If we can find out where the monster is going to move I can use my Scream to kill it. But we need to make sure to stay nine miles away from it so it doesn't detect us. Thats why we need you!
Wane: Bait?
Patchwork: Yep!
Wane: Well, I don't really stay dead, so, sure.
Patchwork: Splendid!
Patchwork: And then I use my scream and it dies!!
Wane: Wow, um, ok! This is a very thought out plan.
Patchwork: Yes, but we cannot tell Mr. Lazarus. He may tell us no.
Wane: Yeah probably.
Wane: What about that buddy of yours? Uh, Ron?
Patchwork: No, Rosso.
Wane: Alright, uh, can we trust him?
Patchwork: Um, he's my fri-best friend!
Patchwork: But I don't know if he'll tell Mr. Lazarus.
Wane: Anyone else you are friends with we may be able to make this into a three man squad?
Patchwork: Reflection: Um, I am right here!
Wane: No, I meant actual human, not mirror person.
Patchwork: Well, we can't tell Mr. Lazarus, Jeff is scary, Liu is a bit eccentric, like ARE YOU SAD OR HAPPY!? ARE YOU CRAZY PERSON OR COOL CUCUMBER!? FRICKING PICK ONE!
Patchwork: Ahem! Anyway, I don't know Ben very well, Lazari....
Patchwork: Hm, we could tell-
Wane: NEXT!
Patchwork: Why!?
Wane: We are not going to get help from her.
Patchwork: Geez foine.
Patchwork: Uh, JAMIE!
Patchwork: She wouldn't tell a soul! Not a living one at least.
Wane: Why do you get along with all the people I don't get along with?
Patchwork: Uh, well, everybody hates you so I don't think you have much choice, huney.
Wane: You spunky little-
Wane: *sighs*
Wane: Fine, lets go talk to Pun-Jamie.
Patchwork: YAY!
Patchwork: COME ON COME ON!!
Wane: *drags her feet*
Wane: I'm coming!
Patchwork: Ugh, your being an asshole on purpose.
Wane: Uh, no.
Patchwork: *grows to adult size*
Patchwork: *picks Wane up*
Wane: Holy crap you're big!
Patchwork: *slightly deeper voice* Well yeah! I'm older now!
Wane: You didn't tell me about this-
Patchwork: Details to follow.
Patchwork: *walks out of her room*
Patchwork: Uh, where are the stairs?
Wane: HOW WOULD YOU NOT KNOW WHERE THE FUCKING STAIRS ARE-
Patchwork: Shhhh, this is a stealth mission, remember?
Wane: Fuck off.
Patchwork: I may be older, but I still a child-
Calisc: Who the fuck is that!?
Patchwork: SHIT!! WE'VE BEEN BUSTED!!
Patchwork: *bolts towards the stairs*
Calisc: Uuuuh, Lazari!?
Lazari: That's Patchwork.
Calisc: Oooooh...
Calisc: K....
Calisc: *slowly backs away*
Upstairs...
Soft Piano music is faintly heard from Jamie's room..
Wane: Couldn't find the stairs huh?
Patchwork: It was flight or fight situation!
Patchwork: I wasn't going to fight basically my mo-
Patchwork: *hears piano music*
Patchwork: Huh?
Wane: Is that Punzie?
Patchwork: Don't call her that.
Wane: K sure.
Patchwork: *walks towards the sound*
Patchwork: Hey, Ms. Scary Lady, can you knock?
Wane: Why?
Patchwork: *drops Wane on the ground*
Patchwork: Fine. I'll do it myself.
Patchwork: *knocks on the door*
Patchwork: Get up Ms. Scary Lady!
Wane: *quickly gets up*
The piano music stops and the door opens...
Jamie: Oh, Hello. Was the piano too loud?
Patchwork: *morphs back to her child form*
Patchwork: Oh no, it was beautiful!
Patchwork: Right, Ms. Scary Lady???
Wane: Erm, uh, yeah, it was pretty nice.
Jamie: Thanks!
Patchwork: ANYWAY!
Patchwork: We're here to talk about something-
Patchwork: *looks left then right*
Patchwork: *whispers* Secreeeeeeet.
Jamie: Oh?
Patchwork: Can we please come in?
Wane: Why am I important again?
Patchwork: Because you're the bait! Try to pay attention Ms. Scary Lady!
Jamie: *steps back away from her door* Come in.
Patchwork: YAY!! SUPER TOP SECRET MEETINGGG!!
Wane: Yeah, screaming. Definitely secret.
They both walk in...
Patchwork: Excuse me, Jamie? Do you have a mirror?
Jamie: Mhmh. *Points to a large mirror in the corner that's turned over*
Patchwork: Perfect!
Patchwork: Come children! Lets have the meeting near the mirror! Because Reflection can't get past the glass.
Wane: Why does Reflection have to be part of-
Patchwork: Because she did most of the work and she likes to feel included.
Wane: *sits by the mirror*
Patchwork: *taps the mirrors glass*
Patchwork: Reflection: *grips Patchworks wrist*
Patchwork: Perfect!
Pathwork: Come here Jamie!
Jamie: *walks over to them*
Jamie: Soooo What's this "Super Top Secret Meeting" About?
Patchwork: Yes! We will get to that! But first!
Patchwork: This is Reflection!
Patchwork: *gestures towards the mirror*
Patchwork: Reflection: *grimly* Charmed, I'm sure of it.
Jamie: *sits down next to Patchwork in front of the mirror* Hello.
Patchwork: Reflection: I'm the reason we made it here.
Patchwork: Actually! It was Ms. Scary Lady! It was her idea!
Wane: ...
Patchwork: Anyway!
Patchwork: *whispers* Ms. Scary Lady and I are going to try to kill Siren Head!
Jamie: ...How do you plan on doing that..?
Patchwork: I can show you-
Wane: NO! PLEASE DON'T!
Patchwork: I was gonna show her my book!
Wane: Oh...
Patchwork: I thought you didn't care if you died.
Wane: Just show her the damn book.
Patchwork: *lays the book out*
Patchwork: So basically Ms. Scary Lady is gonna lure the Siren Head at least nine miles from her. Then I'm going to do my Scream and kill it!
Patchwork: At least it should work that way.
Patchwork: You see, my Scream creates a sound wave so intense that it collapses the eardrum, tenses up all the muscles in the body, and stops the heart.
Jamie: Okay.. Think about this real quick.
Jamie: So you do your plan, But it doesn't kill Siren Head. And now Siren Head can mimic your scream killing everyone within 9 miles. Then what are you going to do?
Patchwork: ...
Wane: I toldja kid, it was a stupid-
Patchwork: NO!! I WAS SO CLOSE!!
Wane: *startled*
Patchwork: I was so close to being some sort of help to my family! But I'm still useless...
Jamie: Hey, Your not useless.
Patchwork: I'm just like Ms. Scary Lady. I have no purpose and I'm useless!
Wane: AYE! No you are not! I only said that because nobody wants me around and I have no family or love to serve.
Wane: But you do! You have Rosso, and Lazarus, and Lazari, and Jamie, and everyone else in this damned house!
Patchwork: But I was so close! If only there was a way to find out if Siren Head would definitely die.
Jamie: Well, Theres multiple Siren Heads.
Jamie: Their all scared of each other though, so they keep their distance from each other,
Jamie: We're just going to have to wait this out. It shouldn't be long before a village has a festival or something loud.
Patchwork: Reflection: Before it comes slithering back and kills you all.
Jamie: *sighs* I noticed earlier Damien put a water barrier around the house meaning it shouldn't be able to get in and nor will it be able to hear us.
The reflection in the mirror disappears...
Patchwork: Ok. I guess we're safe then.
Wane: Uh, kid, are you okay-
Patchwork: Fine. Great. Never been better.
Wane: ...
Patchwork: Well, uh, thanks Jamie for stopping me from doing something stupid.
Patchwork: Aren't you glad we came Ms. Scary Lady?
Wane: Mm-hm.
Patchwork: Well, sorry we bothered you Ms. Jamie.
Jamie: Oh no, You didn't bother me. It's fine
Patchwork: *walks out*
Wane: Poor kid.
Wane: Not that its your fault Pun- ahem, Jamie. I'm sure she's just disappointed her plan didn't work.
Jamie: ...
Wane: *gets up and leaves*
Patchwork is gone...
Wane: Looks like I'm alone. Again.
Wane: WINE: SHES BECOMING SOFT.
Wane: SPINE: SHOULD WE KILL THE LITTLE GIRL!?
Sully: Do you know how stupid that sounds?
Reflection: You all have no brains.
Sully: At least I'm not babysitting!
Reflection: Like your doing anything different.
Sully: He isn't a child, he's just plain stupid
WINE: I THINK WANE IS STUPID.
SPINE: AYE! WATCH YOURSELF.
Sully: Why do you care so much about what she thinks?
SPINE: BECAUSE WE LIKE OUR HOST ALIVE.
Sully: What do you mean?
SPINE: You're killing yours.
Sully: You're right. But I don't care.
Sully: I need to kill his brother! I will stop at nothing to kill him!
Reflection: And what then? You wasted a life he could have lived on wanting to kill one insignificant person.
Sully: INSIGNIFICANT!? HE TRIED TO KILL US!!
Reflection: Let it go!
Sully: NO!
Reflection: Its in the past dipshit! He has obviously moved on!
Sully: I don't care!!!
WINE: CAN I EAT THE CHILD!?
Sully: Is food the only thing you think of!?
Sully: Honestly, SPINE, how do you put up with this annoying pest?
SPINE: WELL HE IS MY BROTHER SO I KINDA HAVE TO PUT UP WITH HIM. AND HES NOT ANNOYING!
Reflection: Everyones annoying to you.
Sully: Thats fair.
Sully: Aye Reflection! You single~
Reflection: I'm not interested in your type, plus I don't want to date.
Sully: DAMMIT! I wanted to flirt with a girl.
Reflection: HAH! That is THE saddest thing ever! You can't flirt with girls because your host is gay!
Sully: SHUT UP!
Sully: Your just lucky your host doesn't love anyone.
Reflection: Thats not true.
Sully: Oh!? WHO!?
Reflection: Thats none of your business.
WINE: WAIT IF SULLY CAN COME TO MASTERS MIND, CAN WINE GO TO LIU'S MIND?
Sully: Trust me you don't want to go there.
Sully: Also, NO!! You'll mess up all my hard work!
Sully: I'm planning on spreading tonight while he's asleep!
Sully: When he wakes up I'll be almost fully in control!
Reflection: Honestly, dude, are you that bored?
Sully: I WORKED FOR THIS!!
Sully: WHAT DO YOU DO!? WATCH YOUR HOST COLOR IN COLORING BOOKS ALL DAY!?
Sully: I am taking over tonight and killing Jeff!
Wane: Good to know.
Wane: *runs down the hallway*
Wane: *trips and falls down the stairs*
Wane: AAAAAAH!!!
Lazari: *Catches Wane before she hits the ground*
Wane: Oh hey! Good catch!
Lazari: Just watch where you step next time.
Wane: Kay will do!
Wane: Sorry I was in a hurry!
Wane: Please put me down.
Lazari: *Puts Wane down*
Wane: In case I die before I get there, Sully is going to try to kill Jeff and Liu tonight!
Wane: Kapeesh? Great!
Wane: *runs into the living room*
Wane: JEFF!! LIU!!!
Jeff: Waht?
Wane: WHERE THE FUCK IS LIU!?
Jeff: Ummm I dunno..
Wane: Uuuuuh!
Wane: SHIT!
Wane: *bangs her fist on Liu's door*
Wane: LIU!! OPEN UP!!
Liu: *opens the door*
Liu: What?
Wane: You can't sleep tonight!!
Liu: Why!?
Wane: Sully's trying to kill you!
Liu: *annoyed* Yeah I know that, Wane.
Wane: No no! I mean he's going to try to take over your body tonight and kill Jeff!!
Lazarus: *From the living room* Sully plans on spreading tonight as you sleep.
Lazarus: He believes when you wake up he'll be almost done, and then kill Jeff.
Wane: Were you eavesdropping?
Lazarus: Well, It's hard to block out multiple demons all at once while your trying to read about fictional demons -_-
Liu: And you both seriously heard Sully talking about his plans?
Wane: Yes! Yes I did!
Lazarus: Mhmh.
Liu: Uh...
Liu: Ok...
Liu: Well, how can I not sleep without literally losing it?
Wane: Jeff doesn't sleep. Ask him.
Liu: Thats different. Jeff doesn't have any eyelids.
Jeff: I wear a sleep mask -_-
Liu: Mind: Sully?
Liu: Sully: ...
Liu: Ever since the eye incident he's been unreachable since.
Lazarus: Well he also said he has been working really hard
Wane: Ack! Fuck-
WINE: AH!!!
WINE: AHEM. HELLO.
Liu: This is the most confusing night of my life.
Lazarus: Hello -_-
WINE: I WAS BORED AND I HEARD YOU GUYS WERE TALKING ABOUT SULLY SO I GOT INTERESTED.
Liu: Wait, have you talked to Sully!?
WINE: YES. HE MADE FUN OF ME EARLIER.
Liu: Did you hear this conversation between Sully and whoever?
WINE: WELL, I DID HEAR REFLECTION AND SULLY TALKING ABOUT TAKING OVER SOMEBODY IN THEIR SLEEP, BUT I WAS TO BUSY THINKING ABOUT EATING THAT LITTLE GIRL TO LISTEN.
Liu: Alright, guess I'm not sleeping tonight.
Liu: And you cannot eat Patchwork.
WINE: AW. FINE. BUT I NEED TO EAT SOMEBODY!
Liu: Eat Nina when she comes back.
WINE: MASTER SAID NO.
Sully: Pathetic!
WINE: HEY! AT LEAST I LISTEN!
Sully: Sure, whatever.
Sully: I'm not the one crying to my mama because I'm hungry!
Sully: If your "master" was minding her own business maybe I would be taking over Liu right now!
WINE: YOU DO REALIZE LAZARUS IS LISTENING TO US?
Sully: U-Uh...of course I did!
Lazarus: mind: You obviously didn't because then you wouldn't have explained your plan.
Lazarus: mind: Just because I'm not a spiritual demon anymore doesn't mean I can't still hear them loud and clear.
Sully: WHY DO YOU ASSHOLES ALWAYS GET IN THE WAY!?
Lazarus: Mind: Well, Damien was also listening.
Damien: *from the other side of the room* Guilty.
Sully: Its not like two pathetic ass demons can stop me from getting my revenge.
Damien: *sighs*
Damien: Mind: You've been holding a grudge now for 10 years. And now that your host is happy you want to destroy it all.
Damien: Mind: And you do realize, After your host dies you soon after die as well.
Sully: I'm not explaining my plan!
Sully: Liu already knows what will happen if he dies again.
WINE: HEY LIU. WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU DIE?
Liu: Uh, well, um...
Liu: ...
Sully: Heh, he can't even choke it out!
Sully: What a useless toy.
Sully: Only used to play in my game then thrown out.
WINE: WHY ARE YOU SUCH AN ASSHOLE!?
Sully: Its not like he can hear me.
Sully: Its not like he doesn't already know that everything I say is true!
Sully: *gets an idea*
Sully: AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN ASSHOLE!?
Sully: I'M NOT AN ASSHOLE!! I AM JUST A HATEFUL PERSON!!!
Sully: YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!!!
The black slightly expands...
Lazarus: Mumbles: Shit.
WINE: PLEASE CALM DOWN.
Sully: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? I AM CALM!! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ISN'T CALM!!! JUST SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!
Liu: Mind: Sully, knock it off.
Sully: I DON'T HAVE TO!! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!!! NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO!!! I AM GREATER THAN ALL OF YOU!!
Lazarus: Mind: A host is called a host for a reason.
Sully: And yet I seem like the one in control.
Sully: Why, our dear friend Liu doesn't look so good!
The black starts to snake down Liu's neck...
Jeff: *notices the black expanding*
Jeff: *Gets up and hugs Liu* The black is expanding..
Damien: mind: Put it this way. Liu is the party house and your the guest. The party guests get out of control and the host can't take it. So, He takes full control kicking the party guest out.
Damien: Mind: That's where your getting to.
Sully: Except Liu has no control. I am in control. If he was in control. Wouldn't he be stopping the darkness taking over him?
Damien: Well he's not in control at the moment. But if he plans on keeping the promise he made to Jeff, he will take control.
Liu: Mind: God dammit Sully! ENOUGH!!
Sully: Nope.
Liu: Mind: *tries to block Sully from spreading*
Damien: I mean, Unless Liu wants to break all the other promises he's made to Jeff.
Liu: ...
Liu: Mind: *tries to block Sully again*
Liu: Mind: You...will...not...win...!
The black starts to slightly recede up Liu's neck...
Liu: Mind: *continues to block out Sully*
Sully: WHY!? NO!! I HAVE COME TOO FAR!!
Sully: I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU PROMISED!! I AM KILLING EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THIS HOUSE STARTING WITH JEFF!!
Damien: Well Liu, Are you going to let him?
Damien: Let him kill Jeff,
Damien: and make you break your promise?
Damien: Or are you going to keep your promise?
Liu: ...
Sully: YOU THINK YOU HAVE CONTROL!? YOU NEVER HAVE BEEN AND NEVER WILL BE!!!
The black begins back on its track again faster than before...
Liu: Mind: NO!! GOD DAMMIT!!
Liu: *tries to block him again*
Damien: Liu,
Damien: Don't let something as small and as pathetic as Sully break your promise to Jeff.
Liu: Mind: *tries to block Sully again*
Damien: You're the host of this party, So don't let the guest get out of control.
Liu: Mind: I promised Jeff everything would be okay! I said I wouldn't let this bastard take over!
Sully: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE!?
Liu: Mind: Why can't you just let me be happy!? Why can't you let Jeff live!?
Sully: BECAUSE YOU DON'T DESERVE EITHER OF THOSE!!
Liu: Mind: I PROMISED!!
Sully: Jeff has to die.
Liu: Mind: You always bring attention to me when I don't want it! You always put me down! Why!?
Liu: Mind: What was it all for!? Just some stupid revenge!?
Liu: Mind: Why go through all the trouble!?
Sully: BECAUSE I AM SULLY AND I DO WHAT I WANT!!
Liu: AH!!
Liu: *Covers his face*
WINE: SULLY!? SULLY!!??
???: Hehe...
???: *uncovers his face*
Sully: I win
TO BE CONTINUED...
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Horror⚠️WARNING SWEARING⚠️This script contains Lazari Swann from IEPFB. DEEPLY INSPIRED BY I EAT PASTA FOR BREAKFAST! Made by Briayln. A & Candle. H
