CREEYPASTA SCRIPT

Part 8

At the Cabin

Calisc: CIRCLETINE!!!!
Laughing Jack: CIRCLETINE!?
Calisc: CIRCLETINE!!!!
Lazari: CIRCLETINEEEEEE
Calisc: *takes out 12 big bottles of alcohol*
Calisc: CIRCLETINE!!
Calisc: *whispers* Lazari, hide somewhere, Slender will only get drunk when your not around.
Calisc: Hide in the vent in the ceiling!
Lazari: thats the-
Lazari: BEST FREAKING IDEA EVERRRR
Lazari: *gets into the vent*
Slender Man: Where's Lazari?
Calisc: Out in the forest.
Slender Man: Hmmmm.
Slender Man: CIRCLETINE!!!!!
Toby: Where the hell is Liu and Jeff!?
Toby: THEY NEED TO GET IN ON THIS!!
Slender Man: *takes a bottle of vodka*
Slender Man: I think they went out killing.
Slender Man: *chugs whole bottle*
Slender Man: YEEEEAAAAHHH!!!!
In a matter of seconds everyone is drunk...
Calisc: WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Slender Man: ToBy GeT oFf My GoDdAmN tAbLe!!!!!
Toby: NOOOOOO!!!!!
Lazari: *falls through the vent onto slender man*
Lazari: uhhh-
Lazari: IT'S RAINING LAZARI'S
Slender Man: WhY tHe HeLl Is ThErE a cat on my head!?
Lazari: uh.. Meow?
Slender Man: Its not just any cat!
Slender Man: IT A YOUNG BEAN BURRITO!!!!
Toby: AAAAWWWHHHH!!!
Calisc: MMEEEEEOOOOWWW!
Lazari: oh god..
Lazari: I'M A TALKING YOUNG BEAN BURRITO CAT
Slender Man: *grabs Lazari with one of his tentacles*
Slender Man: AAAWWH! Its so cute!!!!
Calisc: mind: Oh shit is that Lazari?
Lazari: mind: MHMH
Lazari: please don't eat me -_-
Slender Man: Well burrito's are meant to be eaten!
Calisc: SHIT!
Lazari: IM NAHT ORGANIC THOOOOO
Calisc: *smashes a bottle on Slenders head*
Calisc: DON'T Eat tHE burRITO!!!
Slender Man: *drops Lazari*
Slender Man: YOUR DEAD ASSHOLE!!
Calisc: Oh shit.
Lazari: *grabs them both with hammerhand*
Calisc: Eh?
Slender Man: *breaks out of her grip*
Slender Man: Lazari?
Slender Man: *feels the back of his head*
Slender Man: *looks at Calisc*
Slender Man: Lazari! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE!?
Calisc: IT WAS MY IDEA!!
Slender Man: What!?
Lazari: you think a person that looks 8 can buy all this alcohol?
Slender Man: I knew Calisc bought it god damn it! But why were you here?!
Lazari: anddd so the place doesn't catch on fire -_-
Lazari: at this point I'm the only responsible one here-
Slender Man: Oh nO!
Slender Man: *runs to the bathroom*
Calisc: Can you let me go?
Lazari: *puts Calisc down*
Calisc: *falls over*
Lazari: Pftt-
Lane: *walks out of his room*
Toby: *does the orange justice on the kitchen table*
Laughing Jack: *starts flossing*
Lane: welp, *grabs large bottle and starts chugging it*
Toby: *stops* Holy shit Lane!
Lane: eh? *already done with his first bottle*
Lazari: looks like I won't need to drink the rest of it tonight -_-
Lane: lAzArIIIII
Lazari: waht?
Lane: wHo cAn fInIsH a lArGe bOtTlE fIrSt?
Lazari: Lets find out! *grabs a large bottle*
Lane: *also grabs a large bottle*
Lazari + Lane: *start chugging it*
Laughing Jack + Toby: CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!!!!
Calisc: *gets up*
Calisc: Heh.
Lazari: *finishes first*
Lazari: *throws bottle off the corner of the table*
Lane: WhATTTTTTT?!?!!?!
Lane: nOOOO wAYYYYY
Calisc: Ok PinkY!
Calisc: YOU AND ME!!
Calisc: *grabs big bottle*
Lazari: *grabs another large bottle*
They both start chugging their bottles...
Calisc: *finishes first*
Lazari: *finishes a few seconds later*
Calisc: DAYUMMM!!!
Calisc: I'm still the best because I'm Calisc, but no ones ever come that close to beating me.
Calisc: I'm gonna go against Jeff once he gets back.
Lazari: alright
Lane: *jumps on kitchen table*
Lane: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Lane: *mask falls off*
Lane oH sHiT
Toby: Oooh!
Calisc: Huh?
Calisc: mind: Lazari was right. He does look better without his mask.
Lazari: DAMN RIGHT!
Lane: eH?
Eyeless Jack: WOAH!!
Eyeless Jack: WHere your mask go?
Lane: UP YER ARSE!
Eyeless Jack: *cocks his head*
Eyeless Jack: He's drunk?
Calisc: M-HM!!
Eyeless Jack: *grabs bottle*
Eyeless Jack: YAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Calisc: He gets drunk really fast.
Lazari: yup.
Lane: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEEEEeEeEeeeEeEeeeEEEeEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEeeeEeeEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee-
Calisc: *smashes bottle on Lane's head*
Calisc: Your giving me a headache.
Lane: *turns around towards Calsic* aNd yOu jUsT gAvE mE a hEaDaChE
Lane: *falls over*
Calisc: *grins* Good.
Lazari: *picks up Lane still in her normal form*
Lazari: Calisc can you grab his mask
Calisc: *picks mask up*
Calisc: Got it!
Lazari: *starts walking towards Lane's room*
Calisc: *follows Lazari*
Lazari: *kicks his door open*
Lazari: *drops him on his bed*
Lane: *coughs*
Lazari: mind: he's just a big baby -v-
Calisc: *gives her his mask*
Calisc: Here.
Lazari: thanks,
Lazari: *puts his mask on his nightstand*
Calisc: *walks out*
Calisc: I wonder where Jeff and Liu are right now.
With Jeff and Liu
Jeff: So why did you drag me out here again?
Liu: I assumed since you haven't killed someone in a while so I thought it would be a good idea for you and I to go out killing together.
Jeff: ...
Liu: *stops*
Jeff: Hm?
Liu: Jeff. Something is bothering you.
Liu: *grabs Jeff's hand*
Liu: Please tell me.
Jeff: *shade falls over his face*
Liu: Jeff, nobody is around, tell me the truth.
Jeff: Liu...
Jeff: Do you love me?
Liu: *frowns*
Liu: *looks Jeff directly in the eyes*
Liu: Of course I do. I will always love you Jeff. No matter what you do or say to me.
Jeff: *hugs Liu*
Jeff: Thank you.
Liu: Why did you ask me that?
Jeff: I don't know why but ever since you came back...
Jeff: I felt like our feelings had changed.
Liu: *grips Jeff tighter*
Liu: That would never happen...
Liu: I will love you forever.
Jeff: I don't deserve you...
Liu: *lifts Jeff's chin*
Liu: Of course you do.
Liu: Sometimes I feel like you deserve better than me.
Jeff: No your perfect.
Liu: I'm far from perfect.
Liu: But I'm improving everyday.
Jeff: *kisses Liu*
Liu: ...
Liu: I forgot how nice that feels.
Jeff: *blushes* Eh?
Liu: *lets go of Jeff*
Liu: Now let's go kill some people.
Jeff: *posture changes*
Jeff: *eye's turn more unusual than normal*
Liu: mind: Hunting stance.
Jeff: Someone's over there.
Jeff: *races over to the location of the individual*
Jeff: *hides behind a tree*
Liu: *goes into a tree*
Random Person: Hello!? Can someone help me!? I'm lost!
Jeff: *in the shadows* You really shouldn't yell like that.
Random Person: Ah! Who are you?
Jeff: *walks into the moonlight*
Jeff: Your shitty end.
Random Person: What the fuk!? Whats wrong with your face!?
Jeff: *lifts his head revealing his insane eyes*
Jeff: Why are you asking? Aren't I...
Jeff: BEAUTIFUL!?
Jeff: *runs at the random person*
Random Person: Ah-
Jeff: *pins the person to the ground*
Jeff: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Random: YOUR INSANE!!
Jeff: I prefer...
Jeff: *starts stabbing the stranger multiple times*
Jeff: PSYCHOTIC!!
Random Person: AAAAAAAAH!!!!
Jeff: *laughs hysterically*
The stranger is dead...
Jeff: *gets off the stranger*
Jeff: *cuts open his stomach*
Jeff: *removes kidneys*
Jeff: Jack, you owe me.
Jeff: *picks up the body and hides it inside a tree*
Jeff: Save it for later.
Liu: *Jumps down from tree*
Liu: That was...
Liu: Enjoyable.
Jeff: LEts see you do better, pretty boy.
Liu: Did you just call me-
Liu: *gets into his hunting stance*
Liu: *grins* I found someone.
Jeff: I will watch this time...
Liu: *runs to the persons location*
Stranger: Come on! We have to hurry if we're going to catch The Slender Man.
Liu: Heh.
Stranger: Huh? Who's there?
Stranger 2: Maybe it's The Slender Man!
Liu: Sorry but he's kinda busy.
Stranger: Your one of his proxy's aren't you!
Liu: *walks into moonlight*
Liu: *stares at them insanely*
Liu: Not necessarily, but you won't be around by the time he comes to this part of the forest.
Stranger 2: *gasp* Your...
Stranger 2: Oh my god! It's Homicidal Liu!
Stranger: Wait if he's here than where's Jeff The Killer?
Liu: My brother is watching idly by while I try to impress him...
Liu: *points gun at the first stranger*
Liu: I hope not to disappoint him!
Stranger: AH WAIT!
Liu: *shoots the first stranger*
Stranger 2: AAAAH!!!
Stranger 2: *runs away*
Liu: *chases after him*
Liu: You can't outrun me.
Stranger 2: AH! PLEASE! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!
Liu: *in front of the second stranger* Too bad.
Stranger 2: AH!
Liu's scarves wrap around the second strangers neck...
Stranger 2: ACK!
Liu: *jumps over the stranger and over a brnch*
Liu lands on his feet pulling the scarf over the branch hanging the second stranger...
Stranger 2: Ack!
Stranger 2: *starts to black out*
Liu: Good night...
The second strangers neck snaps seconds after Liu says this...
Jeff: Damn.
Jeff: *jumps down from the tree*
Jeff: You really like to play with your food.
LIu: *yanks on scarf*
The scarf releases the second stranger letting the body fall onto the ground with a sickening thud...
Liu: I enjoy it.
Jeff: *picks up the body*
Jeff: I will put this with the other one.
Liu: Ok...
Jeff: *walks away*
*Click*
Liu: *turns around slowly*
Stranger: D-DON'T MOVE MONSTER!!
Liu: *smiles*
Stranger: I said don't move!
Stranger: I saw what you did! YOUR AN INSANE MONSTER!!!
Liu: Your not wrong...
Liu: But I'm nothing compared to my brother.
Stranger: Is that the bastard who just walked off with that innocent person?
Liu: *punches the stranger*
Stranger: *shoots Liu*
Liu: *dodges*
The bullet just barely misses Liu's face...
Liu: My brother is not a bastard...
Liu: But he is...
Jeff: RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
Stranger: AH!!
Jeff: *stabs the stranger in the back*
Stranger: *falls on the ground*
Jeff: *picks the stranger up by the hair*
Jeff: You will never, ever threaten my brother again.
Stranger: I promise!!
Stranger: I won't!
Jeff: I know you won't.
Jeff: Because you'll be dead!
Stranger: *points gun at Jeff and shoots*
Blood flies through the air...
Jeff: *trembles*
Liu: ...
Liu took the bullet with his hand...
Jeff: *snaps*
Jeff: *throws the stranger at a tree*
Stranger: AH!!
Jeff: *grabs the stranger by the arm*
Jeff: *steps on his back*
*CRACK*
Stranger: AAAAAAAAH!!!!!
Jeff tore the strangers entire arm off...
Jeff: I wouldn't want Lazari to choke on your oversized arms and legs!
Jeff: *slowly chops off the strangers legs*
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
Stranger: *sobs* PLEASE STOP!! I BEG OF YOU!!!
Jeff: OK!!!
Jeff: *slowly makes cuts on the strangers neck*
Jeff: *stabs the stranger in the stomach multiple time*
Jeff: Go to sleep...
Jeff: *rips the strangers head off slowly*
Jeff: *stabs the stranger multiple times*
Jeff: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Liu: mind: God I love him.
Liu: *smiles*
Jeff: *gets off the body covered in blood*
Jeff: *picks the body up and puts it with the others*
Jeff: *walks over to Liu*
Jeff: HMMMhffffff.
Liu: Damn.
Jeff: We need something to stop the bleeding.
Liu: *gives Jeff his scarf*
Jeff: But Liu-
Liu: I can wash it.
Jeff: *ties scarf around Liu's hand tightly*
Jeff: There that should hold you off until we get back to the cabin.
Liu: *kisses Jeff's forehead*
Liu: Thank you Dr. Jefferey~
Jeff: *face tints red* Yeah yeah your welcome.
Lazari: why do I smell dea-
Lazari: oh -_-
Jeff: HEY! LAZARI!!
Jeff is soaked in blood...
Jeff: *carries the mutilated torso to Lazari*
Jeff: Hang on I gotta get the rest of him...
Jeff: *gets the legs and the head*
Jeff: And I already got the kidneys out for Jack.
Jeff: Here ya go!
Lazari: fReEeee fOOOoOOd!
Lazari: *starts eating the dead bodies really fast*
Jeff: I think we did good Liu!
Jeff: Liu?
Liu: I'm really sorry Jeff.
Jeff: About what?
Liu: I let that asshole catch me...
Jeff: Hey you didn't see him coming! Its not your damn fault.
Liu: Ok, whatever you say.
Jeff: NO! Not whatever I say! It's not your fault!
Jeff: You helped me get passed my doubt! I'm going to help you get passed yours!
Liu: Thank you Jeff.
Jeff: *nods*
Lazari: *covered in blood*
Lazari: *smiles*
Lazari: *already done with the bodies*
Lazari: Lazarious: Are there anymore?! I'm still really hungry!!!
Lazari: mind: oh my god Lazarious. -_-
Lazari: mind: You act like I haven't feed you in months. -_-
Lazari: Lazarious: ShUsHHHH
Lazari: *looks up and notices Liu's hand*
Lazari: are you okay?
Liu: I was only shot, it's fine
Lazari: You need to get back to the cabi-
Lazari: *sees a normal human in the distance*
Lazari: Lazarious: GET HIM!!!!
Lazari: mind: your a pain -_-
Lazari: hold on..Lazarious is being an ass -_-
Lazari starts walking towards a tree in front of the man and sits down..
Lazari: *starts fake crying*
Stranger: eh?
The stranger walks over to Lazari
Stranger: are you alright little girl?
Lazari: N-no..
Stanger: where are your parents?
Lazari: there dead.
Lazari: This place isn't safe LEAVE!
The man flinches and turns his back on Lazari and begins to run away...
Lazari: *starts chasing the man*
The man doesn't know Lazari is behind him...
Lazari *in a little kids voice*
Lazari: I'm hungryyy-
Stranger: *turns head* AH IT'S THE DEMON CHILD SHE'S REA-
CRUNCH
Lazari bit the man's head off
Lazari: damn right asshole.
Lazari: Lazarious: He was a meaty one!
Lazari: *facepalm*
Lazari: *walks back over to Jeff and Liu covered in blood*
Liu: *flinches in pain*
Jeff: Liu, come on your hurt...
Lazari: wEREEEE off to go see Slendy!
Lazari: The terrifying slendy-
Slender Man: LAZARI!!!!
Jeff: Oh fuk.
Lazari: Oops-
Slender Man: Why are you covered in blood?!
Lazari: I kinda ate a few people -_-
Slender Man: JEFFERY!!!!
Slender Man: *grabs Jeff by his neck*
Slender Man: What have I said about feeding Lazari!
Lazari: *grabs slenders tentacle* put him down. Would you rather Lazarious eat me alive? -_-
Slender man: *strangles Jeff harder*
Lazari: it's not his fault!
Lazari: *stares at slenderman with a mean look on her face*
Lane: *from behind SlenderMan*
Lane: accidently in a kids voice: just put him down-
Lane: *his normal voice comes back* oh shit-
Liu: *scarves wrap themselves around slenders neck*
Liu: *yanks on scarf*
Slender man: *yeets liu*
Jeff: L-Liu no!
Lazari: PUT HIM DOWN PLEASE!
Slender Man: *ignores*
Jeff: Erk!
Slender Man: You think you can do whatever you want when you want!
Liu: LET HIM GO!
Slender Man: And I'm sick and tired of it!
Lazari: SLENDER! PLEASE!
Slender Man: It's time he learns his lesson!
Slender Man: *tightens grip*
Calisc: *smashes bottle on slenders head*
Calisc: ITS DAH CAVALRY BISHES!!
Slender Man: *unconscious*
Lane: *still a little drunk* OUT COLD!
Calisc: YEEEEEAAAAH!!!
Calisc: TEA BAG HOS BODY LEEEEENE!!!
Lane: *grabs literal tea bags out of his pockets*
Lane: *throws them on Slendermans head*
Lane: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Calisc: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Jeff: The fuk.
Liu: Uhhhh.
Lazari: Get back to the cabin before I smack the drunk outta you both -_-
Calisc: BUT I WANNA KILL MORE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!
Lane: WAITTTT-
Lane: YOU CAN SMACK THE DRUNK OUTTA SOMEONE?!?
Calisc: WELL SHIT!!!!
Slender Man: *gets up*
Slender Man: Watch your language!
Calisc: How can I watch language?
Calisc: HUH!?
Calisc: You need mental help if you think a human being can waTch language!!
Lane: YOU CAN WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE
Lane: LIKE THIS! *looks at his mouth*
Calisc: WOW you so smart!
Lane: I kNoW i aM UvU
Jeff: Are they drunk or just fuking retarded?
Lazari: Their definitely drunk -_-
Calisc: I think your retarded.
Lane: *points at tree*
Lane: I THINK YOUR DRUNK!
Calisc: YEAH!!!
Calisc: Wait Lane a tree can't be drunk that's just wrong.
Lane: it's drunk on maple syrup -_-
Calisc: Mmmmmmmm I like maple syrup.
Calisc: *puts arm around lane*
Calisc: Just like I like you.
Lazari: OOOOOOOOOOooOOOOooOoO
Calisc: You fuking too into this ship thing Lazari.
Lazari: and your too fuking drunk -_-
Calisc: *points in opposite direction of Lazari*
Calisc: NO YOUR DRUNK!!!!
Lazari: your drinking too much maple syrup.
Calisc: *falls over*
Calisc: MMMMM MAPLE SYYYYRRRRUPPPPPPPPPPPPP.
Lane: *stands on top of Calsc*
Lane: *points at SlenderMan*
Lane: aNd yOuR hUnGoVeR!
Slender Man: Pardon?
Calisc: Why you standin on Meh?
Lane: bEcAuSEEE wHy nOOOT?
Lane: *points at a squirrel in the tree*
Lane: YOUR DRUNK!
Lane: *jumps off of Calisc*
Calisc: OW' ITS A FUKING SQUIRRELL MY DUDE!!
Lane: *grabs squirrel*
Lane: GIMME ALL YOUR MAPLE SYRUP!
Jeff: *stands up*
Jeff: *sarcastically* Oh no everyone put your hands up, it's a mother fuking robbery -_-
Lane: you're not the boss of mEEEE-
Calisc: AND ANOTHER THING!
Calisc: YOU COME INTO OUR FUKING TOWN AND BOSS US AROUND LIKE A BOSS, I don't think so assholeeeeeeeeeeee!!
Lazari: *tugs on Lane's sweatshirt*
Lazari: back to the cabin -_-
Lane: I DON'T WANNA LEAVE MOMMY!
Calisc: MOMMY IT NOT NAP TIME YET!
Lazari: *facepalm*
Lazari oh my god-
Lazari: NAP TIME!
Slender Man: ALREADY?! Hey
Lazari: YES!
Lazari: Now get your asses back to the cabin!
Calisc: *picks Lane up bridal style*
Calisc: let's go mother fuker!!
Lane: tAh FuK
Lane: PUTSZ ME DOWNSSSSSs-
Calisc: OH MY GOD ITS AN ANGRY LATINO!!
Masky: What the hell are you all doing out here!?
Lazari: Lane and Calisc are drunk and won't get there asses back to the cabin -_-
Lane: put me-
Lane: DOWNNNNNNNNN!!!!
Calisc: *puts finger to lanes mouth*
Calisc: ESHOOOOOOOOOOOOSH.
Lazari: he gonna bite your fing-
Lane: *bites her finger*
Lane: pUz mE dOWNNNNN-
Calisc: *drops lane*
Calisc: Good enough for ya?
THUD
Lane: oWWWW-
Calisc: get up you big crybaby!
Lazari: *picks up Lane and throws him over her shoulder*
Eventually they make it to the cabin (I don't know how)
Jeff: *opens door*
Jeff: WERE HOME!!
Lane: *grabs Vodka bottle from Calisc and smashes it over his head*
Lane: WOOOOOOOOO!
Calisc: DONT hurt your self senpei!
Lane: WAHT?!
Jeff: The ears.
Calisc: UUUUUUMMMMMM
Lane: *boops lane's own nose*
Lane: I cAn cOnTrOl mY oWn hEaRiNg SIR-
Calisc: Pardon me are you Arron burr sir?
Lane: that depends who's asking?
Calisc: OH SURE SIR!
Jeff: IM HAMILTON
Ben: And I'm Burr.
Lane: - SMILE MOREEEE
Jeff: *slaps lane*
Jeff: BITCH!!
Calisc: DONT TOUCHETH THE SENPEII!!
Jeff: senpeii my ass!!
Lane: *his mask falls off from impact*
Lane: REEEEEEEEEeEEeeEEEeeeeEEEe
Calisc: Why you wear dat all the time your face is so beautiful.
Jeff: SO AM I!!
Calisc: MMMMMMMMMMMM no.
Lane: *pats Jeff's shoulder*
Lane: sOmEdAy-
Jeff: *jabs lane in the face with his elbow
Jeff: now are you beautiful?!
Calisc: no his bautiful face!!
Lane: I'M BOOTIFUL WITH A BROKEN NOSE!
Lazari: don't get too worked up about Jeff, hes drunk -_-
Lane: ErEEereeeRRrRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Lazari: Lane-
Lane: nUH!
Lane: The best time to wear a striped sweater-
Lane: IS ALL THE TIMEEEE
Lazari: oh my god -_-
Calisc: I just had a terrible thought!
Lane: wAhT?
Calisc: That you and i were DRRRRUNK! And then we started making out.
Lazari: PFTTTTTTTT
Lazari: the drunk part is right-
Lazari: BUT PUMP YOUR BREAKS BEFORE YOU HIT A WALL LADY
Calisc: *SPRINTS INTO WALL*
Calisc: Nope.
Calisc: Ow.
Lane: hAAAAHAHHAHAH
Calisc: ...
Calisc: CIRCLETINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lane: *walks over to Slender Man*
Lane: *nudge nudge*
Lane: circletine?
Slender Man: ...
Slender Man: Huh? Oh uh, yeah.
Lane: CIRCLETINEEEEEE
Lazari: oh my god -_-
Slender Man: AAAAH!!!
Slender Man: *shits all over the ground*
Calisc: Oh shit. Literally.
Lane: *walks away slowly*
Lane: *puts his arm over Lazari as a armrest*
Lazari: what are you doin-
Lane: CIRCLETINEEEE
Calisc: *runs around flipping everyone off*
Lane: if you even TRY to flip me off imma bite your finger >:I
Calisc: HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRH!!!!!!!!!
Jeff: What the hell?
Liu: *flashbacks of Jeff doing the exact same thing*
Liu: Pfffft-
Jeff: What you laughin' bout bitch?
Lane: *climbs on Lazari's shoulders*
Lazari: bruh, I swear-
Lane: WEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jeff: *facepalm*
Jeff: *brilliant idea*
Jeff: LIU!!!
Liu: Waht.
Jeff: *into Liu's Arms*
Jeff: SPIN ME MOTHER FUKER!!!!!!!
Liu: UUUUUH-
Liu: JEsus lord of christ all mighty.
Liu: *spins around*
Jeff: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Lane: OOO I WANNA SPIN TOO LAZARI-
Lazari: No -_-
Lane: WHYYYYYYY-
Lazari: Because I said so-
Lane:*jumps down into Lazari's arms*
Lazari: *drops him on purpose*
Lazari: BITCH WHA I SAY?
Liu: Dammit, Jeff I'm dizz-
Liu: *falls over*
Jeff: *screams*
Jeff: *falls on top of Liu*
Jeff: Aaaaaaaye, funs over.
Lane: *still on the ground*
Lane: SPIN ME-
Lazari: Okay Jesus 0-0
Lazari: *picks Lane up with hammerhand*
Lazari: *spins him*
Lane: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Calisc: *pouts like a little child*
Calisc: HM!! I wanna spin too.
Liu: OH MY GOOOOOOOD!!!!
Jeff: *grabs Liu*
Jeff: NO! Can't have him bitch!
Lazari: oh my god -_-
Calisc: *looks at Lazari and smirks*
Calisc: *runs at Lazari*
Calisc: SPIN MEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Lazari: *grabs Calisc with HammerHand*
Lazari: *stops spinning Lane*
Lane: oH sHiTTTT-
Lane: *falls over*
Lazari: you sure you wanna be spun? -_-
Calisc: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!
Lazari: *starts spinning Calisc*
Calisc: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lane: *still laying on the floor*
Lane: *face of betrayal* I've been left on the floor
Lazari: *stops spinning Calisc*
Lazari: *puts her down*
Calisc: *staggers slightly*
Calisc: Come ride the Lazari ride at disney worllllllld.
Calisc: NIGHT *falls on the ground*
Lazari: *starts dragging Calisc to Lazari's room*
Lazari:*walks back into the living room* if I have to spin another person imma break my arm -_-
Lane: *still on the floor* IM STILL ON LE FLOOR-
Toby: *walks in*
Toby: *steps in shit*
Toby: Why is there damned ink on the floor?
Masky: UUUh.
Lazari: Thats not ink Toby-
Toby: AAAAAAAH!!!! EWEWEWEWEWEW!!!!!!
Slender Man: *facepalms*
Toby: SLENDER WHAT THE FUK!!!!
Masky: I will help you clean it up sir.
Lazari: Someone said circletine-
Slender Man: Masky, no, I can clean up my own shit.
Jeff: *laying on Liu* Damn your a big boy now.
Lazari: you say that like your proud -_-
Slender Man: *mumbles* Because I am.
Lazari: WAHT?-
Lane: *crawls over to Lazari*
Lane: *sits on her foot*
Slender Man: OK EVERYONE CLEAR OUT I NEED TO CLEAN UP MY OWN SHIT!!!
Jeff: No.
Lazari: STOP SAYING IT LIKE YOUR PROUD *laughs*
Slender Man: BECAUSE I AM PROUD GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!
Jeff: *clings to Liu*
Lane: *looks up at Lazari* I need to take a shit now
Liu: Go do it in the bathroom, not on the floor.
Slender Man: Easy for you to say.
Masky: Toby lets go clean your foot-
Toby: Ok.
Lane: I CANT HOLD IT IN-
Lazari: *runs to the bathroom door with Lane still on her foot*
Lazari: *kicks him off her foot into the bathroom*
There is a loud noise...
Lane: and I oop-
Jeff: SHUT THE FUK UP!!! YOU NOT A DAMNED VISCO GURLLLLLLLL!!!
Lazari: DONT come at me with your sksksk or I'll and I oop up your ass-
Lane: Please don't -_-
Jeff: His ass is probably covered in shit.
Lane: *still in the bathroom*
Lane: I LEARNED TO WIPE MY OWN ASS WHEN I WAS 2!
Jeff: So did I!!!
Liu: No, no you didn't.
Lazari: *facepalm*
Liu: You were six.
Jeff: *kisses liu*
Jeff: shoosh
Lazari: Pft-
Liu: *blushes*
Lane: *walks out of bathroom still drunk*
Lane: LE ASS IS CLEAN-
Calisc: *walks out of room*
Calisc: Uuugh, I'm so hungoverrrrrr.
Lane: iM sTiLl dRuNk-
Lane: *falls over*
Lane: *on the floor*
Lane: I think-
Lane: I'VE BEEN LEFT ON LE FLOORRR
Lazari: Lane-
Lane: SPIN MEEEE-
Lazari: No!
Lazari: *drags Lane to his room*
Lane: but it's not nap time yet mommy.
Lazari: yes, yes it is -_-
Lane: WAHHHHH-
Lazari: *leaves the room and shuts the door behind her*
Lazari: *sits against the door*
Lane: LEMME ME OUT MOMMYYYYY-
Lazari: Lazarious: If my back hurts later-
Lazari: mind: if your back hurts later, Then mines gonna hurt 10xs worst -_-
Lazari: Lazarious: HMPH!
Toby: Well, huh.
Masky: That was weird.
Lazari: Well, Lane in plain Weird -_-
Masky: Pft, ye-
Masky: *coughs*
Masky: Excuse me for a moment.
Masky: *walks out*
Toby: ...
Jeff: Whats his-
Toby: I don't know and he won't tell me.
Lane: *starts pounding on the door*
Lazari: *just sits there*
Lane: lemme outtttt
Lazari: No.
Toby: *walks into kitchen*
Masky: *takes mask off*
Masky: *takes pills*
Masky: Damn disorder.
Toby: Masky-
Masky: Ah!
Masky: Oh my god Toby!
Masky: Are you trying to scare me half way to hell!?
Toby: Eh no.
Masky: *sighs*
Toby: Hey Masky?
Masky: ...
Toby: Hey Masky.
Masky: ...
Toby: Heymaskyheymaskyheymaskyheymaskyheymaskyheymaskyheymaskyheymasky-
Masky: Oy! What did I say?
Toby: Not to annoy you?
Masky: Yeah. And my name is Tim.
Toby: ...
Toby: Heytimheytimheytimheytimheytimheytimheytimheytimheytimheytimheytimheytimheytim-
Masky: *turns to Toby and glares at him*
Toby: Sorry-
Masky: *walks over to Toby*
Toby: *intimidated*
Toby: I-I said I was sorry-
Masky: *boops Toby's nose*
Toby: Ah! Hey!
Masky: HAHAHA!! Your face.
Toby: Th-thats not fair.
Masky: You say everything isn't fair.
Toby: W-well y-your FACE isn't fair!
Masky: *gets really close to Toby's face*
Masky: No one else has seen THIS face besides you.
Toby: E-eh, M-T-Tim? Y-your really close to my face.
Masky: *smiles*
Masky: Sorry.
Masky: *moves away from Toby*
Toby: *face tints red*
Masky: You always get that weird look on your face whenever I get close to you.
Toby: Eh!?
Toby: W-What face!?
Masky: It's cute.
Toby: U-E-WHAT!?!?!?!
Masky: *puts mask on*
Masky: *points at Toby* That face.
Masky: *walks out chuckling to himself*
Toby: *groans* I'm gonna die.
Toby: UUUGHHH!!!!!
Calisc: Why?
Toby: AH!!
Calisc: Hi!
Calisc is outside the cabin poking her head through a window...
Calisc: That was adorable by the way!
Toby: How much of-
Calisc: All of it.
Toby: How-
Calisc: Don't ask.
Calisc: *climbs back in through the window*
Calisc: Sorry I love a good evesdrop.
Calisc: Almost as much as I love yaoi.
Toby: What is yaoi?
Calisc: A gay ship.
Toby: Ok, what does that have to do with anything?
Calisc: *looks at him like he's stupid*
Calisc: Are you really that stupid?
Toby: I just stepped in Slender Man's shit.
Toby: I'm gonna go with...
Toby: No.
Calisc: *facepalms*
Calisc: You, Masky!
Calisc: *takes both of her pointer fingers and brings them together*
Toby: Huh?
Calisc: HOLY SHIT TOBY!!!!
Toby: *looks at his foot*
Calisc: Your a fugging idiot.
Toby: WAIIIIIT!!!
Toby: ARE YOU SAYING-
Calisc: YES!!!!
Toby: *face turns red*
Calisc: Don't tell me when your with him you aren't happy?
Calisc: That every moment matters but your too scared to ask him because your two VERY different people?
Toby: Yes...
Toby: mind: But he'll never love me. He isn't the type to wander off with someone like me.
Toby: Have you ever felt that way?
Calisc: *shade falls over her face*
Calisc: Yes, every single day.
Calisc: *looks at Toby and smiles*
Calisc: ANYWAY! I was in the middle of something before you started talking to Masky and I started violating you two's privacy!
Calisc: CHOW!!
Calisc: *jumps through the window*
Toby: mind: Could she be.....right?
Lazari: *from the living room*
Lazari: IF YOU DON'T STOP POUNDING ON THE DOOR YOU'RE GONNA REGRET WAKING UP TOMORROW!
Lane: lemme out dennnn!
Lazari: Nu!
Lane: *continues to throw himself at the door*
Lane: Lemme.
Lane: *runs at door* OUT-
Lazari: *gets up really quickly and moves*
Lane: *comes speeding out of his room into another wall*
Lane: Ow-
Lazari: Regrets-
Lane: yup.
Masky: OY!! Would you keep it down? I have a splitting headache...
Lazari: Just being around Lane while hes drunk gives me an even worse headache -_-
Lane: *laying on the floor*
Lane: *raises his arm*
Lane: AndDDddD I'm dRuNk sO gOoD lUcK wItH tHaT!
Masky: DAMMIT WHAT THE HELL DID I SAY!!!
Masky: *grabs his head*
Masky: S-sorry.
Masky: *mumbles* Jesus christ...
Masky: I'm gonna go lay down...
Calisc: Uuuh, is he ok?
Masky: *as he's walking* I'm fuking fine.
Calisc: *has a worried expression*
Calisc: Are you-
Masky: JESUS CHRIST!! WHAT DID I SAY!?
Masky: I'M FINE!
Masky: *sighs*
Masky: *walks into his room*
Lane: *staring off into space*
Liu: What's his problem?
Calisc: I'm really not sure and I'm scared to ask.
Hoodie: You should be.
Calisc: AH!
Liu: What the hell-
Toby: HOODIE!?
Hoodie: Dumbass?
Toby: Your here!?
Hoodie: Your still alive?
Lazari: *glares down at the grown*
Toby: You can't just show up back here!!!!
Hoodie: I can do whatever I want.
Calisc: Who the hell are you?
Hoodie: Non of your business pinky!!
Calisc: *growls*
Calisc: RED!!! I'M RED!!!!!
Lazari: mumbles: there's only one pinky here dipshit.
Hoodie: Minus the rude welcome, Masky's condition is really...
Hoodie: *sighs*
Hoodie: Serious.
Lane: *still staring off into space*
Hoodie: Your the bitch who tripped me right?
Lane: eh? Maybe.
Lane: *sits up*
Hoodie: Whatever, don't give a fuk now.
Hoodie: Anyway, Masky has MPD. Well, Tim has MPD. He switches back and forth between Masky and Tim.
Lazari: mind: mpd as in, Multiple personality disorder?
Hoodie: Yes.
Hoodie: He also has Schizophrenia, both negative and cognitive, and his emotions can be all over the place as well as not having memory of events that happened.
Hoodie: I've seen him at his worst.
Hoodie: It hurts when...
Hoodie: Your best friend doesn't even remember your own damn name.
Hoodie: Anyway, now that you know, I will be leaving, don't tell him I was here...
Hoodie: And don't tell him what you know unless he asks you.
Hoodie: *leaves in a flash*
Calisc: Who was that guy again?
Toby: mind: Not have memory of certain events? He can ...forget me?
Lane: *stands up*
Lane: *continues to stare at the ceiling like there's something there.*
Toby: *grabs the sleeve of his sweatshirt*
Lazari: *looks up*
Lazari: Are you okay Toby?
Toby: *jerks*
Toby: mind: Like clockwork...
Lazari: Mind: Clockwork?
Toby: mind: There's a game they play that I'm not part of...
Toby: mind: Hearing all the voices in my head each time I go...
Toby: mind: Tearing at the weaknesses and all the faults they know...
Lazari:....
Lane: *still staring at the ceiling*
Toby: *shoulders start shaking*
Toby: *silently laughing*
Toby: *calms down*
Toby: *head jerks*
Lazari: Are you Okay?
Toby: *coughs blood*
Masky: *walks out of his room*
Masky: *see's Toby*
Masky: *mumbles* What in the hell-
*SNAP*
Masky: *runs out of cabin*
Toby: M-Masky!
Toby: Shit-
Toby: *runs out*
They run through the forest for what seem's like hours...
Toby: *winded*
Toby: *pant* Ma *pant* sky!
Masky: *stops*
Masky: *turns to Toby*
Toby: *pant pant*
Masky: *stares at Toby*
Toby: What in the history of hell are you doing!?
Masky: ...
Toby: Hey! I'm talkin-
Masky: *runs at Toby*
Toby: Hu-
Masky: *pins Toby to the ground*
Toby: Masky what are you doing!?
Masky: *takes out gun*
Masky: *points it at Toby's head*
Toby: *sobs* MASKY! STOP!! IT'S ME TOBY!!!
Masky: ...
Toby: mind: He...He doesn't remember me, does he?
Toby: *sobs* SNAP OUT OF IT ASSHOLE!!! PLEASE!!!
Masky: *slowly starts pulling the trigger*
Toby: *screams* TIM!!!
Masky: *stops*
Masky: T-Toby?
Toby: *trembles*
Masky: Shit!
Masky: *gets off of Toby*
Toby: H-Huh?
Toby: *gets up slowly*
Toby: Y-you tried to kill me.
Masky: *takes bullets out of gun*
Toby: Why?
Masky: *walks over to Toby*
Toby: *moves back slightly*
Masky: Th-this is why...
Masky: I don't get close to people.
Masky: I always end up screwing it up.
Masky: Toby...
Toby: ...
Masky: I'm sorry...
Masky: I-I never wanted this!
Toby: W-Why did you do it?
Masky: I...
Masky: I couldn't control it.
Toby: Thats your excuse!?
Toby: You couldn't control yourself so you go off your rail and try to kill me!?
Masky: *punches Toby*
Toby: *falls backwards*
Masky: WHAT THE HELL WOULD YOU KNOW!?
Masky: Your a cocky asshole who doesn't know how to mind his own damn business!
Toby: ...
Masky: You know what Toby!?
Masky: I couldn't care less about your damn feelings for me!
Masky: I'm not that kind of person!
Masky: You showed up and took over my place as Slender's right hand man After stalking me since my childhood I would have thought he would have wanted me as one of his proxies but I'm just as disposable as the rest of those damned bitches back at the cabin!
Masky: I don't belong to anyone and I'm not starting now!
Masky: *storms off*
Toby sits on the forest floor heartbroken and confused at what he did wrong...
To Be Continued... IIIIIIIII