Lazari: *accidently pulls up sleeve showing bite mark*
Wane: I'm really sorry...
Lazari: it's alright.
Lazari: Are you okay though?
Wane: Of course, Spine has already healed and so have I. I'm worried about you!
Lazari: Don't worry about me!
Lazari: mind: I'm not one to be worried about...
Jeff: Is Wane alright?
Lazari: She's alright.
A few hours later on the rooftop
Lazari: *sighs*
Wane: Can I join you?
Lazari: sure!
Wane: What is happening to me?
Wane: It's nothing like you, your in full control...
Wane: I have no clue what I'm doing...
Lazari: i'm not always in control...
Wane: Ever like what I was?
Lazari: Yeah... when I first got out of my mothers basement I went on a kill spree of atleast 400+
Wane: Damn.
Wane: I've killed a few more than twelve hundred and still going...
Wane: *face tints red* Not to brag...
Lazari: damn.
Lazari: if I really think about it I haven't killed anyone for awhile!
Wane: I killed one of your friends yesterday...
Lazari: Mind: WHAT?!
Lazari: Mind: w-who did she kill?!?
Lazari: Mind: No, n-no, no...
Lazari: Mind: HOW COULD I NOT HAVE NOTICED?!
Lazari: mind: How could I have been so stupid?!...
Lazari: *goes into small mental breakdown*...
Lazari: *eyes twitch...*
Lazari: W-Who?....
WINE: *voice distorts* HAHAHAHA!!
WINE: I HOPE YOUR FRIEND HOODIE WASN'T ALL THAT IMPORTANT!!
Lazari: GOD DAMN IT!
WINE: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Lazari: *enraged*
Lazari: Mind: remember, that's also wane...
WINE: HE DIDNT SATISFY MY HUNGER THOUGH!!
WINE: HOPEFULLY YOU WILL BE A MORE...
WINE: FILLING!!
WINE: *LUNGES AT LAZARI*
Lazari: *grabs her head with hammerhand*
Lazari: GOD DAMN IT WANE!
Lazari: *smashes her head against lazari's knee*
WINE: OH OH OOOH, DONT BE TOO HARSH ON ME!!
WINE: WOULDNT WANT TO HURT YOUR DEAR FRIEND WANE!!
Lazari: Mind: she has full control of his intentions...
WINE: WELL!?
Masky: *walks out* Damn Lazari, your gonna give me a headache...
Slender Man: Again!?
Jeff: What you say Liu? Feeling like strangling some ass?
Liu: I don't think quite like that, but yes.
Jeff: But remember, Wane is inside him!
Jeff: We can't hurt her...
Lazari: WANE!!!
Wane The Killer: MIND: Huh?
Wane The Killer: MIND: I'm surrounded by... darkness?
Wane The Killer: MIND: L-Lazari? Can she hear me?
Lazari: I can hear you!
Wane The Killer: W-Why is it so dark? Where am I?
Liu: *strangles WINE with scarves*
Jeff: *jumps up*
Jeff: *stabs WINE with knife*
Wane The Killer: MIND: Huh? A light? Lazari...
Lazari: Jeff wait...
Jeff: *on WINEs back*
Jeff: Why?
Lazari: Wane can see a light where you stabbed WINE
Jeff: WAIT!
Jeff: *reaches into stab wound*
Wane The Killer: MIND:What?
Lazari: Wane grab jeffs hand!
Wane: *grabs hand*
Jeff: *pulls Wane out*
Wane: MIND: AAAAAAAH!!!
Lazari: Ow! What the hell?!
Jeff: *pulls Wane out fully
Lazari: *jumps off roof to get ziplock*
Lazari: *runs back outside with ziplock*
Wane: I...can't...BREATH!
Lazari: *puts black liquidy thing in ziplock*
Lazari: I think shes in shock.
Mr.Nobody: I think your right...
Mr.Nobody: This time I'll take her into my care, it has come to my attention...
Mr.Nobody: This is more serious than I thought.
Lazari: alright...
Lazari: Wane look at me.
Wane: *looks at Lazari*
Lazari: you need to calm down...
Wane: Well *cough hak* that's all I can *cough cough* be right now really...
Wane: *smiles at Lazari* I'm sorry I keep screwing things over for you guys lately...
Lazari: it's alright.
Wane: Haha *hak hak* No its not...
Mr.Nobody: *disappears*
Lazari: part of spine is in a ziplock-
Mr.Nobody and Wane are already gone...
Lazari: i'm going back inside.
Jeff: *sighs*
Jeff: *looks at Liu*
Jeff: Just a question! Why is it always OUR family that's the weirdest?
Liu: Yeah! I mean like, you are the craziest Killer in history, our cousin slash little sister is a psycho demon, and I'm FUKING ROYALTY!!
Jeff: YOUR NOT FUKING ROYALTY!!
Liu: YES I AM!!
Lazari: please don't start -_-
Jeff: YAH WANNA GO PRINCY!?
Liu: I DO IN FACT!!
Lazari: *facepalm*
Liu: *grabs Jeff*
Lazari: *sighs*
Lazari: *grabs them both with hammer hand*
Jeff: Aaaw, I kinda enjoyed that close proximity for a second~
Liu: *blushes* Uuuuugh...
Lazari: are you guys done -_-
Liu: I'm about to start something that'll never end!
Lazari: *puts them down*
Lazari: i'm going to bed
Lazari: and if you guys wake me up imma be pissed.
Liu and Jeff stare at each other spitefully...
Lazari: *glares at them both*
Lazari: *jumps off roof and goes inside*
Jeff: *suddenly tackles Liu*
Liu: AAAAAAH!!
They both fall off the roof like complete idiots...
Lazari: *walks out in pjs* WHAT THE HELL?!
Liu: The he-
Jeff: Hehe, I got you~
Liu: *face a tint of red*
Liu: Y-You could have done that less...
Liu: Ahem, forcefully?
Lazari: you guys can be really annoying sometimes -_-
Liu: *blushes*
Liu: Hello? A little help?
Lazari: *lends out hand*
Lazari: And why can't you get up by yourself -_-
Liu: Maybe I could if-
Liu: Oh gee I dunno?
Liu: If a 23 year old wasn't on top of me!?
Lazari: god, you act like hes 1,000 pounds
Jeff: ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT!?
Liu: Dammit...
Liu: Jeff, Get off of me!
Jeff: Hehe...
Liu: *face a tint of red*
Liu: I swear Jeff!
Jeff: *licks Liu's cheek*
Liu: *face completely red*
Jeff: I told you I would lick you~
Liu: OH MY GOD!! THAT WAS LAST WEEK!!
Jeff: Meeeh, I don't have a sense of time!
Jeff: *sighs*
Jeff: *rolls onto his back off of Liu*
Jeff: Why are you so much work?
Liu: Huh?
Jeff: You know, getting you on your back?
Liu: *blushes*
Liu: Tf?!
Jeff: Hehe...
Liu: *sits up*
Jeff: Hm?
Liu: I don't understand...
Jeff: What?
Liu: When the Lazarious turned you...
Jeff: Oh Liu-
Liu: Don't feel bad for me, it isn't like you to feel bad for people, and your acting is sickening.
Jeff: ...
Jeff: I don't know what I had said, but you know I didn't mean it.
Liu: Did you?
Jeff: *tears up*
Jeff: Liu, I'm so-
Liu: *hugs Jeff*
Jeff: Ack!
Liu: I know you couldn't have meant it.
Jeff: How?
Liu: Because you would tense your body when I hug you.
Liu: If you didn't love me, you wouldn't be making that expression of satisfaction on your face right now.
Jeff: Thank you...
Liu: Don't thank me.
Jeff: Why?
Liu: These feelings I have for you comes so natural not even you could dim them by your harsh words, if you were to thank me, that would imply this feeling was forced and was needed to be thanked as a reward for trying so hard.
Liu: *smiles at jeff*
Liu: That is why...
Jeff: *grips Liu tighter*
Jeff: Is it wrong that you are my brother and I have these feelings for you?
Liu: *raises head*
Liu: Not if you don't feel that way about me...
Liu: Romantic love and brotherly love are two completely different things...
Jeff: B-but...
Jeff: I feel both.
Jeff: I feel like I must protect you as a brother, but to love you as someone to spend the rest of my life with.
Liu: *gets close to Jeff's face*
Liu: Than love me as both...
Liu: *kisses Jeff*
Jeff: *one hand still hugging Liu and the other gripping his scarf*
Liu: We should go back inside...
Liu: It's cold and your underdressed...
Jeff: Can we cuddle?
Liu: Of course...
Both Jeff and Liu go inside and into Liu's room...
Lazari: mind: shipppp-
Lazari: Mind: finally I can sleep!
Lazari: *enters her room and lays down*
Lazari: SHITTTTT!!!!
Lazari: *jumps out of bed*
Lazari: *puts on warm clothes*
Lazari: *is about to walk outside*
SPINE: YO.
Lazari: Eh?-
Lazari: OH SHIT!
SPINE: ???
SPINE: ARE YOU HAVING A BREAKDOWN AGAIN OR SOMETHING?
Lazari: No-
Lazari: WHY ARE YOU ASKING?!?
SPINE: BECAUSE YOUR IN YOUR ULTIMATE FORM AND YOUR GUARD IS UP, I CAN SEE IT.
Lazari: YEAH CAUSE YOU'RE STILL HERE!
SPINE: YEEES...
SPINE: *moves hand in circle* AND THAT'S A PROBLEM BECAUSE?
Lazari: *face palm* Mind: what the actual hell -_-
SPINE: THAT DOCTOR DETACHED ME FROM WANE AND I RAN AWAY? AND NOW I'M HERE AND I SAW YOU WERE GOING TO SEE THAT ASSHOLE ZALGO, SO I WANTED TO COME?
Lazari: No! I'm going alone!
Lazari: *is about to walk away*
SPINE: *MELTS INTO BLACK LIQUID AND THEN TURNS INTO LAZARI*
Lazari: WHAT THE HELL?!
SPINE: HMMMM...
SPINE: OOH!! I HAVE AN IDEA~
SPINE: *TURNS INTO LAZARI'S ZALGOID FORM*
SPINE: BOOM! I DON'T HAVE YOUR ZALGOID FORM ABILITIES BUT I LOOK LIKE YOU NOW!!!
SPINE: HEE HEE HEE!!!
Lazari: Go back to the dark realm creep-
SPINE: *TURNS INTO WANE*
SPINE: I DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO PEOPLE WHO TELL ME TO GO BACK THERE...
SPINE: IT MAKES ME FEEL...
SPINE: Left out...
SPINE: *MELTS INTO BLACK LIQUID AND ABSORBS HIMSELF INTO THE GROUND*
Lazari: mind: damn...
Lazari: *starts walking into the forest*
Someone is singing near Zalgo's cave...
Lazari: what the hell?
Lazari: *sees deer*
Lazari: *grabs deer and breaks its neck*
Lazari: *starts carrying it towards the cave*
Lazari: Who the hell?-
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CREEYPASTA SCRIPT
Horror⚠️WARNING SWEARING⚠️This script contains Lazari Swann from IEPFB. DEEPLY INSPIRED BY I EAT PASTA FOR BREAKFAST! Made by Briayln. A & Candle. H